Fantasy larp thread

I want to play, what are the rules? I want to be a warrior, use sword and shield as my weapons.

What are summoning options? I want play a fearless beefy Tank but I also want frens that won't leave me.
Can I get an NPC Bro like the Adoring Fan that avoids combat? I just don't want to feel lonely walking on my own for my journey.

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eh
roll it

its a larp so there arent too many rules its really just for fun, im just here so you guys have some story
your party is your frens but you can have an npc sidekick its just that I have to dictate what its actions are
the dancer class gives buffs to other characters and wields swords but is not a combat focused class

Where's my goddamn horse ?
Where's the nigger who dared to steal my damn horse

ok we have enough people to start but if anyone else wants to join go ahead

This time our heroes are locked in a dungeon by the evil king niglord, in the prison cell there are beds and a toilet, but under one of the beds is a tunnel, what will the party do?
Enter the the tunnel?
Wait for guards?

hi, im Krista, practitioner of blade kata. anything you can do with an edged weapon, I can do, dex and str permitting. please take me into your party

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your in a prison cell wait until you can get out of it

OK I am ready, my name is John the warrior not original but whatever.

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(OOC)I looked up dancer on tv tropes and adjusted my character accordingly.

We should enter the tunnel I say, what does the party thinks?

put your class name in the name box please
ok welcome to the party krista

does the party agree with John and go into the tunnel?

Ops I forgot, all ready now

should we not wait for a rogue/thief to join the group first? my dex is good but not that good...

anyone can join the party if they like, there might even be a thief in the tunnels...
anyways does the party go into the tunnel?

Let's go ! Couldn't be worse than here

Can I be a trickster with max charisma and low hp?
Anyways we go into the tunnel

I have a question if we are locked up do we have our weapons /armor? Our we are literraly naked with no equipment

yes go ahead
the party ventures into the tunnel and come across a strange foe, a massive tunnel rat, what will our party do?
Fight?
Run?
you guys have armour because you guys where recently locked up, however you have fist as a weapon as of now and basic knowledge of your class

Can I be the chessmaster's chess rival, and also a NEET mage.

I try to seduce the rat to join our party.

choose one class, not both

the rat becomes sexually attracted to you and attempts to rape the party

(OOC) please tell me thats not the real DM,

I throw a knife at the rat from where I'm standing to try and neuter it

Ok, I'm a mage then

yes it is, please stop trying to bullshit the tutorial enemy, you can do it to the other enemies

Ok gang let's turn around this party and gang rape this rat

no shut up John I know what I'm doing

you try to throw a knife you dont have, so you punch instead, it inflicts a critical hit on the rat and knock it unconscious, loot it?

I loot the rat after I disembowel the stomach with my bare hands, killing it.

I say no, it's nasty we could get sick or something we don't know where it's been

Im with john on this 1

You get a chest key
does the party continue?

God damnit Krista, we can get the plague leave that thing

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I said shut the fuck up, I know what I am doing.

while Trickter is geting raped, I seize the occasion to grab the rat tail, trying to kick it's ball

Me and John start in fighting with this bitch Krista

*Krista has left the party*
I run ahead of the group with the chest key what do dm?

please stop fighting with your party members, teamwork is key to getting out of here, also its a tutorial enemy guys im not going to give you a prompt to loot it if it was going to kill you
the rat it dead
krista your storyline will end if you leave the party

You cant just run ahead with 2 people fighting you

Fine, I use my charisma skills to try to reunite the team. Is it successful?

fuck you DM. fine, but make me party leader
do something useful and search for weapons for each of us. John and cavalier you too

Stop righ there, come back here , we are all on the same team Krista relax.
Use warrior little charisma on Krista

We are in a tunnel let's advanced, maybe there are weapons in another room

ok fine you do reunite the team, however your team members still dont like krista but will still fight beside him but must regain their trust
the team must decide a party leader but you can be it if no one else wants to be
finally the team moves through the tunnel, and they come across a chest, open it?

fine. John and Cavalier take point, Trickster behind me.

Yes, open it, maybe the key is for the chest

roll for mage oriented

(OOC) Wouldnt this be faster on discord? inb4 discord tranny

shut up faggot this is funnier and im spectating in the corner

the key is for the chest the contents are:
1 knife
2 tin lances
1 sword
1 mage tome
it appears as if this tunnel is some sort of escape route for royals, but it looks like it hasnt been used in a while
binder can hold enemies in a bind, but stronger enemies arent binded for as long
thats why im not doing it on discord

Why dont you join us? You can be a bard or something who plays a lute

Where this guy came from? What a weirdo

I grab the knife, and give John the sword, and Krista gets the 2 tin lances. Cavelier holds the rst

I grab the knife of course
(OOC) thanks dm ;)

I was here first. I just been having sex with my girlfriend

well that doesn't make much sense but okay. Wouldn't cacablei

he was there since the beginning, I guess hes a legendary scott archetype, basically a guy who follows the party around and makes jokes in the background
you know the cavelier can use lances right?

I should take the sword, I know how to use it

(i dont think the cavelier is here)

Thanks trickster, let's go ahead if we are all ready

He went back to the cell he is triying to fit the horse trough the tunnel

I guess your right on that

Anyway the party explores a bit more and come across a merchant in the tunnel
Talk?
Purchase?

What does he have for sale?

*Talk to merchant, hello good sir could you tell us how to get out of this place

Merchants salesware:
1 blue tonic (50 gold)
1 red tonic (50 gold)
1 swastika charm (100 gold)
1 fedora (1 gold)
sorry I aint got no weapons
>loot?
The merchant looks confused and tells you the exit is little farther away, he then asks if you are new?

I havent had sex in over 5 minutes and im starting to get pissed off. I dont like this merchants long nose. Im considering taking the sword off your back and killing him

Gentlemen. What is our plan?

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I buy and equip the fedora and the swastika charm

I forgot to mention to party has 1500g
welcome, trap master
you get a unique status effect: based 99 which makes you appear obese and makes npcs dislike you

Yes I am new around here.
Keep your hands to yourself virgin

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aye do we start with any items?

If you pay me enough I can dig info on a girl you're eying.

Buy red tonic

(OOC) nah we are naked so far we found a chest but I think cavalier who we left behind had our stuff

get samurai

I can pay you, but first I need Johns sword

(OOC)Damn that sucks.

the merchant explains that the tunnel is a smuggling passageway for criminals to go through, what better place to smuggle illegal goods than right under the kingdoms dungeon
you can have the cavaliers lance since hes not using it
Red tonics replenish health
you guys still have the basic armour since you guys were recently arrested
Welcome knight

Well let me know. I've been trying to compile info on the people here but I haven't had the right motivator yet.

My new found obesity causes the merchant to run off, leaving us to explore

the merchant has seen worse and does not run away

>you can have the cavaliers lance since hes not using it
(OOC)But I'm an assassin type character... meh I'll keep it to sell it.

a weapon is better than no weapon

(OOC)I'll take your word for it

(hes the DM..)

ok, do we all have what we need? if so lets move

would the party like to inquire more about the illegal smuggling?