Trips decides what I do with this piss bottle
Trips decides what I do with this piss bottle
Before you do anything with the bottle drink some more water my nigga.
Drink in front of father
drink it
Originaldo
I simply do not believe that is a piss bottle. No one's pee looks like that, unless of course, you are a dirty homosexual faggot and have all penis std's then it comes out looking like that. So, OP is that a piss bottle, or are you a liar?
throw it in front of the closest restaurant you find
Shit in the cup, mix and drink it
Gurgle it and spray it on the mirror
Honestly I agree
It looks way to clear to be piss but it is I assure you
Glug glug glug glugGlug glug glug glugGlug glug glug glugGlug glug glug glug
Put back in cock
FUUUUUUUCK put back in asshole
So close, and this one would have been easy aswell
masturbate with it, original
throw it as high in the air as you can
pee pee in poo poo now
Vomit in it, get some period blood, pour it in, add diarrhea and spit bust 2 nuts inside of it, record everything and drink in a public place while screaming ''Society, you'll never own me''
funnel it into your ass
rerolling. if not, please take shower in it and don't wash for 2 days
drink it on camera
Drink it. CHECK 'EM!!!
Piss in it even more
Drink it, buddy
pour it down the toilet, flush, and never use one again
(with pics for proof of course)
Pour it in your shoes and go for a jog around the block, then drink it from your socks
Flush it down the toilet.
Please, I beg of you.
slip some into someone's drink
Use it as lube and masturbate
add it to your next drink
Very close again
If this post is trips ill shall pour the piss down the toilet
dRINK IT.
ORIGINALLY OF COURSE.
Butt chug it origi
drink it on stream
Wash your hair with it
Give it to mommy
make it into a milk shake and have someone besides you taste it
drink it
op is always a faggot though and won't delivar
splash it on someone
mix it with strong alcohol and drink it
drink it dummy afdfc
>not a single peeballoons post
you know what must be done user
Op is still here and will very much still deliver
poo in it but really do it
Mail it to me, but change the media. Evaporate most of the moisture until a gooey paste is left, and use it to seal empty envelopes to send to me.
Pour it down the toilet and flush it away.
Clean out the bottle and recycle it
Drat, I suppose I best think of something for OP to do on the off chance I get trips.
Is this a sign op should stop and pour it down the toilet?
Come on i was so close! this would have been fucking gold...
Schwing and a miss
Drink the piss boyo
Drink it you wont
Here come the 5's hope youre thirsty, drink the piss
piss nachos
dont drink it please u will dieeee
Butt chug it
Originalinguini
Rerolling to have OP fill his foreskin with the pee before sewing it shut.
If OP is circumcised he has 24 hours to find and attach a foreskin
bathe in it, do it faggot
Throw it out like a normal human being
stand on a street corner in a large city and offer it to homeless men. and liveleak it.
Golden. Shower user
Fuck yes daddy just gib recipe for pischos
use it as shampoo
Pour some bleach in it
stand on a street corner in a large city and offer it to homeless men. and liveleak it.
but this time I will get 555
Make Trump drink it
piss balloon. throw it as hard as you can indoors
serious q
do any femanons use piss bottles?
DING DING DING
WE HAVE A WINNER
and a fairly decent idea too
RRREEEEEEEE rererolling to have OP get subdermal tattoos created with piss resin
this isnt even that bad, im disappointed
you better post the webm faggot OP
Write an original song about the piss bottle. Record and post it. Then pour it down your kitchen sink.
OOOOOOO SHIT WE GOT A WINNER
Real talk, at summer camp I pissed in a kids shampoo bottle and watched him shower in it for the rest of the week
Ok guys Ill be a minute
are you retarded? nobody showers in a shampoo bottle, they wouldn't fit.
S-s-stop it, you know what I meant
On the surface seems like a great prank. The problem is the kid was taking a shower anyway and thus the peepee would immediately be dispeled anyway.
Supposedly piss being yellow indicates dehydration but I don't even know what's true any more. All through my teens and 20s I believed you keep yourself hydrated enough for clear water coloured piss. Now I'm nearly 30 and I've begun to question this after reading a bunch of sources saying most people are actually over hydrated and your piss should be a sort of golden colour. Why is there so much conflicting information on literally everything?
Anal vore it.
>the peepee would immediately be dispeled anyway
sure, by the shampoo. laced with said peepee.
pour it down your asshole
The Jews probably
Very originally original post
Clear piss is healthy and hydrated piss, yellow is dehydrated and unhealthy. That is a fact.
When is OP going to shower with the piss?
he said hed be a min almlost 20 mins ago
If he isn't pissed on then I'll be pissed off.
Yeah that's what I've believed for the last 2 decades, just recently I've begun to read other information saying it's a misconception and you're just making all your organs do more work glugging loads of fluids, while dark yellow is also unhealthy I read somewhere a light gold is the ideal colour
That was really cringy desu....
WHY DO SOMANY OF YOU FAGS SAY DESUBWHAUDJBSJSJEBSJENE
So you're a newfag uh? Get back to plebbit nigger
tie a rope to it and carry it arround as your pet piss bottle
not even close fuck, rerolll
despacito
funnel it into your asshole
Heat it up and drink it.
you wish im just not into fucking chinese cartoons
>I'll be a minute.
He says 45 minutes ago.
Give us the shampoo webm we were promised, OP. If not I'm calling you a faggot next time
bumping because i really wanna see some piss
another day
another OP being a fag
OH BOY THIS GONNA BE GUD
>roll for trips
Spray it on people