How do we take back the gym from normlfags?

Apply for management and kick out anyone who doesn't meet your qualifications.
Or home gym.

Half of Jow Forums has made it their life goal to get as many people in the gym as possible and they hate fat people. Maybe stop doing that

>approach each individual member by asking how much they skateboard squat.
>Round all those who know what that is into the lockers and discuss the plan
>overtake the front desk worker and get the this to play on the speakers
youtube.com/watch?v=HQMQeAJlEwE
>Rush the rest of the gym, throwing dumbells at all the normies while screaming YEAHHH BUDDDAY until everyone is either dead or runs away
>fit has its own gym now

hi r.eddit

duude fuck ooooffffff

You know, bodybuilding/powerlifting gyms are a thing. All you have to do is allow chalk, dropping of weights, and lifting shirtless and that'll scare the bejesus out of all normalfags.

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Bump for science

Not bad. We neede to do away with gyms being branded as "health clubs" and just have them be warehouses full of heavy shit,
>tfw my school's gym is full of TVs, all playing fucking cricket or ancient alien history shows

>concrete floors
>only free weights and very few machines if any
>allowed to drop weight, use chalk
>men only
>allowed to lift naked

heaven

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Machines are useful for pushing though plateaus or when you're injured. Don't shit on them collectively if they're used properly.

>tfw dont look good enough to lift shirtless
i did it once when the power went out at the gym under the excuse of no AC and they didnt mind because its a reasonable excuse, but fuck bros working out shirtless just feels so good
i really fucking want to lose some fat so i can do it without anyone looking at me
>tfw sleeves unironically stick to me when im sweating and lower my rom

A few machines are based, like tricep pulldowns, lat pulldowns, and cable rows.

>one TV in the gym, it's tuned to the local news and weather exclusively, and is in the front lobby/reception area
you dont need HGTV or ESPN to squat
if you wanna see if theres a storm coming, do it when you come in/leave

Start identifying as a woman and hanging out in the women's bathroom.

My gym only puts TVs in the cardio machine room, which is completely on the other side of the facility from the free weights.

Literally impossible, only hope is to move to a gym with a good culture.

Home gym

>men only
>clothing optional

>take back
>implying the gym wasn't always the home of the normalfag

damn thats autistic

More like Ancient Greece style: men only, clothes not allowed.

only faggot train in gyms

>FPBP

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I don't see a problem if the TV just gives news updates in text form, I learned something new that way once