Hello my strong strong friends!

Hello my strong strong friends!
youtube.com/watch?v=bIO-Ept_l-Y
Do zercher sqauts.

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IM GONNFUICKING UUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHH COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

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VI SITTAR HER I VENTEN OCH COOMER LITTA OOOOOH FUUUUCK AAAAA COOM COOOM LET ME COOOM IN YOUR YOGA PANTS MOMMMA PFTPFPTPFTPFPT YEAAAAH

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She just posted this. Jesus fucking Christ my dick.

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Zercher? I hardly know 'er!

I have masturbated to every single one of her videos. I found her relatively late in her youtube career, but I began as soon as I watched the first one. Within the next 3-4 weeks, I noticed that I have came to all her newly released videos and a few of her older ones I went back and watched. I then set a goal for myself to do all of them. I'm not gonna lie, it took me quite a while to complete the task, maybe a month or so. And again, not all of these were "relatively" sexy. However, I always found something about her that just begged for cum... of course her brapper, her strong strong features, her bitties, and her face. But to be honest, it's not even these common features themselves that set me off - but rather her metaphysical bredability.

Keep in mind, megsquats has over 400 videos. That means I've came to the idea of breeding with her over 400 times. At this point, I believe I've formed a cosmic connection with megsquats in which mulitiverses are formed from pure thought. In each multiverse, I've bred her another child. And in one multiverse in particular, we've started an army. Meg is hooked up to a machine that keeps her legs spread and there are various tubes jammed in all over her, like one in her mouth that force feeds her and one in her ass that is an extension of her digestive system, and a couple connected to her tits that continuously milk her, and various machines keep her washed and shaved. I simply walk up to her once per day, sometimes twice, and activate the machine by saying "Hello my strong strong friends" and the mechanics bring her to my erect cock and the whole thing vibrates until I orgasm. Then when she becomes pregnant, the machines manipulate her onto an "accelerator" of sorts, which removes the fetus and places it within an artificial womb to grow. In this way, the beauty and youth of meg's body is preserved. Also, she is released from the apparatus once per day to powerlift.

What the fuck dude

Pasta

zercher squats are for porn addict cookie cutters. real men zercher deadlift

Fuck she looks like woody harrelson when he cross dressed in anger management fuck I AM COOOOOOMING

AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHA

Christ her face even with make up is BEAT

Old.....pasta.

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>"This is going to get you attention at the gym"

What a sell!

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MUH DIIIIIIICK UUUUUURGHGRHR IM COOOOMIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGGGGGGGGGG

based

>basically claiming zercher squats will get you laid
can anyone confirm?

lurk moear faggot

subscribed

Imagine the smell of her swampy asscrack after a long sesh on an elliptical haha, it’d probably be really gross

everybody knows that they pale in comparison to the real big gains lift known only as Zercher Shrugs.

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Scully been roiding

Kek

Ohhhhh FUCK MY BALLS! I CAN FEEL IT IN MY BALLS THE COOOOOOM IM TOUCHING MY WIILLY! IM STROKING MY PECKER OH FUUUUUCK IM COOMING HOLY SHITTTTTT FUCKKK

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This guy

Came for this.

Came to this, as well.

Based af

look at the gut on her

>absolutely no ass
>admits in a video that she has hemorrhoids
>no tits
>married to a disgusting spic
>horribly aged skin
no thanks

this pasta is fresh as fuck

i wish this meme will die along with the faggots who spam this shit

IM GONNFUICKING UUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHH COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

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t. seething cumbrain

t. autist who can only regurgitate meme spam

ooooHH aGaiin cOooM!!! NoOoo! DonT maKe me COOOOOM again HYAAARGGGGH

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very cool

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Literally a megsquats thread you clown

>the face

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subbed

Lmfao imagine deleting an ordinary image of meg.

KWAB

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