Perfect coincidences

dubs and op gets his arms cut off by arabs

Dubs and you get laid.
Trips and she brings a friend.
If its a single that ends on 2, you will break your toe.

dubs for op mired

tell the story op

dubs and op gets mogged by chad and his date leaves him

Dubs and you have a great date.

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dubs and you get in a wreck that causes you to lose both arms

dubs and you have a really nice time :)

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Dubs and you will shid and fard and cum your pants

dubs and op hits biceps all week

I have a date on Monday, what is the best routine for a good pump before I go?

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dubs and you have a really nice time and then she ghosts you seemingly for no reason

Dubs and she will be a surprise fatty.

dubs and

Dubs and a Muslim throws acid at you and it hits your arms

post pics when the night is over, OP

dubs

impressive. now watch these digits

>Finish back day
>Gf's turn to massage me

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Rolling

Dubs and she turns out to be a trap.

get

Oh shit checked

dubs and she spends all night on her phone and barely says anything

>local man has a dedicated bicep isolation day

dubs and she spends the night texting chad while you sit there in silence like a loser

if singles 7 she lets you fuck her sweet brapper

if trips i die

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dubs and all "if dubs" conditions in this thread come true

Dubs and she turns out to be a grade A slampig

>training biceps

If dubs we're all getting laid

Great day of running and gf has a miscarriage

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dub dubs checked

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If dubs we’re all getting laid by braphogs

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Dubs and your date is a tranny

>WAS bicep day
Is English not your first language?

if he already did biceps it's correct
you seem to have a tenuous grasp on the english language as well

I need to study for finals this week and I got kicked out of my gym this friday

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Based, bless you, user

b&rp
c&bp

Dubs and she has bigger arms than you

Oh no
Tell us what you did user

I didn't really get kicked out, I was fluffing it. I was given the option to terminate the subscription early and get the remaining fee back and I took it. It was a disagreement on the reasonable amount of noise one can produce in the gym, especially one that plays loud fucking music

Dubs and she only talks about her ex during the date

dubs and you have a good time

You're an idiot.

If you have a bicep day, you don't know how to train.

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me too bro, we're all gonna make it

>It was a disagreement on the reasonable amount of noise one can produce in the gym, especially one that plays loud fucking music

You are walking excrement. I hope you went to my gym, so there's one less douche canoe there disturbing everyone else's workout.

I cheated on my gf and today she broke up.

Finals? In august? At the END of august?

dubs and pic related happens

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sorry user, stick to waifus

The fucking mad man actually got the dubs

dubs and you die virgin

oh no

I see nothing wrong with this

Op here on morning after. God damn you user but you are half right. learned about some concerning personality traits but she might be cute enough to make up for it. Also big milkers

Fuck off m8, I wasn't dropping them. He was complaining that I was doing farmer's walks
Uni, I don't know what you call them. It's one period at the end of the first semester (Feb), one at the end of the second (June) and repeated in September

checked

Dubs and you fuck today

Jow Forums saves my ass yet again

dubs and you're a fatty

checked

do your heaviest lift. your pump will probably be got by the time you have your date but your confidence will still be present.

dubs and she has a cuckquean fetish

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Bathmate.

Blessed dubs

At this point, it isn't a suprise anymore. It's the norm.....

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It probably wasn't yours.

I went to the gym today and found a twunk for a boyfriend

Bless you fren

Ayyy!

Dubs and you die tonight

imagine having a day for biceps

yeet

ty user

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well it was nice knowing you op

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RIP OP

Thanks user

Pump only lasts 20 minutes top so you have to make it count. Knock on her door and drop and start doing push ups. When she answers just say "hang on i just gotta finish my pump". It's alpha as fuck and you'll look better.

BRUH

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dubs and she’s got a bigger dick than you

fuck yeah

I'll save you OP.

Dubs and you live AND get your dig zugged.

How'd it go op?

Trips and everyone in this thread dies tonight.

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Same bro. Good gains to you

Goin' for the twofer

Hot damn

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That clinches it. At some point before we die, we're all getting laid. Thinking about it though, the "before we die" part wasn't specified.

Witnessed