How am I looking?

Bro get out of your moms basement, hop in your car and drive to the mall rn and a I guarantee you 2/3 mean over the age 22 with a girl have some sort of beard.

Beards are for fat people hiding the fact they have a double chin and no jaw. Low body fat should always be clean shaved or stubble.

The onions beard?

ill help you out breh, bend over and bite the pillow

Were in like 3 years ago. Now its for fat fucks hiding there lack of jawline

this

Some clean trimmed up facial hair is ok, but the meme beards are a terrible look now. Can already imagine the overweight fuck talking about his beard wax and discussing UFC fights in an attempt to reclaim some lost manhood he never got due to being raised by a single mother

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life isn't about losing your virginity or having sex OP, it's about sifting through the women out there to find a partner. you should aim for a fat girl with attractive parents (mother feminine, father chad chin) and then enter into a relationship where you build her into a hot girl. you have to do the build slowly, 2 years. and over those 2 years you need to bond through the struggle, you will basically have to teach her discipline by withholding sex from her unless she pushes herself to exercise. at this stage in your life, ur aiming for only 18 and 19 year olds, who got wrecked by puberty but were pretty as children.

avoid negative online communities that become echo chambers of sad losers complaining that they cant immediately pick up hot girls without doing anything. remember, ur a 29 year old virgin which means:

>something went horribly WRONG and horribly RIGHT in your childhood

wrong because you did not become social and integrate with the opposite sex like a normie. right because you're not an npc idiot and obv higher iq than the idiots around you who are pointlessly fucking without reproducing and collapsing western civilization through their actions.

so write down notes on your ideal girl.

thin, blonde, green eyes, tall whatever. then you add 100 lbs to her frame and face, and you begin hunting. fat girls have ZERO self-esteem, ZERO confidence and typically will only judge men based on their bodies, since she's spent a lifetime looking at her own body, when she sees yours she associates your body type with the thin girl she's always wanted to be, so step 1 is to have you talk to her, be around her, then step 2 is to condition her to lose the weight through machiavellian scheming and pavlovian conditioning.

yes it's a lot of work, this is why you should have multiple ongoing projects. yes you won't be getting sex but rather using escalating sexual activity, hugging, groping, kissing, blowjobs without cumming (literally let her start then stop) etc.

t. "men" who tried growing a beard once and it came in all patchy and disgusting

I can grow a beard just fine. I usually do in the winter, but I keep it very clean and trim. Fat lardos have ruined long "grizzly" lookling beards.

idk about where you live but the lumberjack aesthetic is a panty dropper in canada

Op has a body to die for

Bruh that beard is lookin nasty, shave it and make a tinder with your height and weight in your bio. Seriously beards are a cope for fatties trying to cover their double chin and soi jawlets. Literally everybody sees straight through it. When you match on tinder, YOU WILL, don’t tell bitches your a virgin and use a condom. You’ll be slayin bitches left and right in no time I guarantee it.

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OP has a pube beard and don knotts lips

I dunno how to have sex though

youre too skinny
thats why no gf

You've got a fucking good frame that's for sure.

Lean

>this is what america does to you
post body

you look very hot

you have the perfect body right now.
Don't ruin it trying to follow some gym cult about getting bigger.

Post sexy pics on reddit and enjoy women schlicking to your pics

Pull your fucking pants up boy, hit the weights while you're at it

how big is your pp?

Are you a twin Pierce Brosnan or something?

just a little more and you get the actual grand-wizard powers! Don't fuck it all up now!

Why can't the people like OP get laid? What's their problem?

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You can be my gf (male)

mental health

A good body and you look athletic, but you should definitely shave off that meme beard

high inhibition usually, they dont actually try
also high expectations, picky, etc

>fatties trying to cover their double chin and soi jawlets
This, and even if you aren't one of those people will assume that you are, and it would be a fair assumption considering how many beardfags actually do have double chins and non existent jaws

How many years you lifted? Did you start as a Skelly or a fatty?

just stick your peepee in her coochie coo

I'd want to know that too.

>start as skelly
takes forever to make progress, need to be very careful how you develop groups, but can get best results
>start as fatty
easy progress from first cut, but loose skin haunts you for the rest of your life
>start already fit
nice

This. based alternate reality brosnan.

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>tfw jawlet
I'll trim it down to a cm or so, but losing it entirely is suicide.

Just reject humanity and go swole wizard mode.

Anorexic

Save your virginity till marriage

This. Time to leave humanity behind op.

soon

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It’s scary talking to girls

Literally the most based thing I’ve ever seen

Probably it's his poorly developed delts.

Srs? op needs to gain weight

>bloatmaxxer

boring and timid
every time i talk to anyone unprofessionally it ends in either stink faced disgust or obvious boredom

>tired of being a sad cunt
>get my shit together
>get out there
>after a few attempts manage to get a girl on my bed
>get ED
It never ends

the smooth skin

why do guys on this board show dick root all the time. Just because your abs are barely visible, you arent gonna change anything by showing dick root. stop it. faggot.

>dick root
wtf? Did you come up with that term? Get a life retard

you must enjoy seeing the base of guys cocks. FAGGOT

25yo, 10 month lifting starting from skinnyfat
179cm (5'10") 80kgs (176lbs)
Never had a gf

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10 months damn
Op answer I would like to know
This, on your 30th birthday cosplay as a wizard

>dick root

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Watch some vanilla porn
Keep it very short, big beard screams insecurity unless you’re an actual mountain man who is jacked, wears flannels, and cuts down trees
Take Arginine and Citrulline before the date or hookup. Take Zinc & D3 with breakfast daily. If you’re doing nofap then stop it kills your balls, beat it maybe once every other day to vanilla porn, if that becomes not enough to get you off then beat it less frequently. Everything in moderation my friend, not cold turkey.
Not the guy you responded to but it’s a quite common term lmao

Something about your post screams desperate, low standards, and a slut

I have a better body than this dude and I’m virgin at 20 tfw

Can I see your before pic please

i miss him so much

You probably could fuck any tinder thot, but you don't want that kind of thing, right? True love is what you seek

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looking pretty good but please lose the beard because it doesn't fit with your body at all

What are the rules on shirtless gym pics? I have a few that I look decent in without my penis almost hanging out but I don't know if this is okay territory to post on social media.

t. coping beardlet

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try to make them look natural instead of posed
def dont be holding the phone in the mirror in the pic

Not even fat chicks? Dude its downhill from here

Get bigger chest and you’ll look great

Honestly?Lack of trying.
A huge portion of virgins are introverts(around 95%).Even 5/10 guys get laid if they're extroverted and find someone "worthy" of their rating.
Guys like OP surround themselves in negativity which further boosts their insecurities and introvertness.

I’ve tried over and over again and just can’t get find a gf. I’ve had two chances for secks but denied because I want a gf and not degenerate thottery. Pic related is me. It sucks having chad friends. My friend is a dyel but girls just throw themselves at him. Lifting is a cope and I’m giving up on women.

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Start dressing better.

I’m going to go /fa/ this year, have money saved up for clothes but it’s hard to find a style. I’m gonna get boots to help with >5’10 status

Shit posture

>a perfectly healthy body put to no good use
Such is life in the 21th century
yet obese spics are getting pussy daily

Youre looking fine on the outside pretty good actually
but if your a 29 year old virgin your insides must be quite the opposite
Sorry but lifting doest cure personality

You look good bro. You're probably being to nice to women. If you want to get a girlfriend start treating attractive women like worthless pieces of shit and they'll love you for it.

Obese spics is what women want. Women are 100% responsible for the reproduction of our species. They find OP to be repulsive probably because of his FACE.

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Pull your pants up, faggot.

unironically works lol, people who hold themselves in high regard break down and start seeking validation when they realize that there's now a person who doesn't think they're hot shit.

how tall are you? look short

I don't think your beard is doing you any favors either, you should fully embrace the bald & hairless look

Beards are based. My chops > your soft bitch face

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this is a great look for leather night at the gay bar

You look like a white and taller version of me

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You can't even see dick root. I WISH it were visible though.

Bruh... you shouldn't be talking any shit about "obese spics" or "repulsive" faces so long as you look like that. Nightmare fuel.

>Guys like OP surround themselves in negativity
It's not the introversion. It is the mindset. You will not get any girl's panties wet with a woe is me tirade or raging about the (((yous))) on a bangladeshian spear fishing forum

What does your wardrobe look like? If your clothes don't fit well then your aesthetic goes to waste irl.

Can someone give me a rundown on this? I've heard that Patrice O'Neal rundown on how he does it but I don't think I fully grasp it.

I go to a climbing gym that's extremely social, I've made friends with a lot of people there and have a couple of them on social media. When it comes around for an actual girl I want to fuck or possibly date I'm supposed to be a bit more rude to her, let her come to me? I just want to make sure I'm getting this right.

I think trying to change your personality to get a relationship isn't productive, even if it's successful it'll stop being enjoyable if you constantly have to put on an act.

Maybe just ask your friends if they have any female friends or relatives who are single, they can help set you up on a date. That's basically how it worked for thousands of years in cultures across the world.

delusional, you almost skinnyfat browncel

OP is much more aesthetic

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>people here talk about how beards are just soi shit
>decide t grow one to see if i can
>comes in well i think, people compliment me on it including here

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please come fuck me

no homo

>Good advice followed by
>If you’re doing nofap then stop it kills your balls, beat it maybe once every other day to vanilla porn
Kill yourself, faggot. I was like the other user in that I had ED when fucking a chick earlier this year. I went complete nofap and noporn for only 50 days before I fucked another chick: was rock hard for the duration.

But the sure-fire way of combating ED is cardio.