Google reasons you should not kill yourself

Here are some of the best ones

>1.The world needs you
>2.You have so much to live for
>3.The world will miss you when you're gone
>4.You are never alone in this struggle
>5.You really don't have a right to take away that life of yours
>6.You are bigger than any of your problems
>7.You're worth more than you think
>8.The feeling of being alive is wonderful
>9. You are destined for greatness
>10.Pain always ends

Here's the best one.
>A portion of the world's population is having sex this very moment and you're here contemplating whether or not you're going to take your life. Think about it man.

Well then I guess it's time to an hero.

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>5.You really don't have a right to take away that life of yours
>9. You are destined for greatness
holy shit lmaooooo

>1.The world needs you
Objectively false I have not left my apartment for months and the world was not even aware.
>2.You have so much to live for
No I dont bit presumptuous
>3.The world will miss you when you're gone
Maybe my ma and pa. Only legitimate one. My dad would understand though he tried to an hero once
>4.You are never alone in this struggle
Again bit presumptuous. I guess normies literally cant even fathom someone being alone.
>5.You really don't have a right to take away that life of yours
Fuck you cunt this one just makes me angry.
>6.You are bigger than any of your problems
My car not working is one of my more minor problems and it is quite a bit bigger than me in both weight and volume.
>7.You're worth more than you think
In organs maybe but can only cash in on that if I am dead.
>8.The feeling of being alive is wonderful
If it were I wouldnt want to kill myself you just seem to be rubbing it in
>9. You are destined for greatness
We cannot all be destined for greatness. The world statistically has to have many losers or else the very concept of greatness is meaningless. I accept that I am a loser
>10.Pain always ends
Exactly with the suicide.

All bs. My instatiable rage keeps me alive.

>5.You really don't have a right to take away that life of yours
>don't have a right to take away that life of yours
>don't have a right to take away
>that life of yours
>yours

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If you look closely apu is holding up his ring finger not middle

Well, it's apu.
Him being a bit of a retard is a feature, not a bug.

shit, good point
original stuff

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These can't be real. This is the worst shit you could say to someone suicidal.

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While those are all bullshits reasons to live, I've still never heard a good reason someone would take their own life.

Suicide is just ragequitting life, an irrational emotional choice with zero justification.

Being alive I experience bad. Being dead I experience nothing. Nothing (aka no bad or good) > bad. Pretty simple

>Pain always ends

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.You really don't have a right to take away that life of yours

Sounds like a challenge to me.

There's nothing wrong with ragequitting

>The world needs you(re money)
>You have so much money you could be making us
>The world will miss your less than .1% of total world taxes and consumerism you give it
>Many other people want to kill themselves but we will make sure they don't or we will make them pay more money
>As we said, we will make you pay
>You could be making us money
>Money
>The feeling of possibly, by a sliver of a chance, making more money than average is great
>Cmon, you might make money
>You'll die eventually

Oh fuck me I remember researching suicide methods and I came across the blog that said something along the lines of "if you're feeling suicidal just go have some spontaneous sex". Nothing made me want to blow my brains out that quickly.

>5.You really don't have a right to take away that life of yours
that might just be the most retarded thing i've ever read.

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>pain always ends
wack

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>Google reasons you should not kill yourself

"You still need to pay your taxes like a good goy."

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>1.The world needs you
i'm a leech and proud, it surely doesn't
>2.You have so much to live for
apparently not
>3.The world will miss you when you're gone
nnnnope
>4.You are never alone in this struggle
i hope i'm alone. I think i'd die of shame if everyone knew how downright mathetic i am
>5.You really don't have a right to take away that life of yours
the absolute state of normie capitalist ideology. I'm no commie or anything but i'm not afraid to point out the sick dogma that you inherently have no value and have to tirelessly work to justify your life to the herd. As an egoist this one triggers me the most. It is MY life. You don't control me or my pain and i'd rather sit and suffer than be a slave.
>6.You are bigger than any of your problems
nope. my potential may be bigger but i'm a bitch to my sufferings
>7.You're worth more than you think
yet i don't even have the right to take my own life?
>8.The feeling of being alive is wonderful
completely idiotic statement thats self evidently wrong.
>9. You are destined for greatness
kek, you'll most likely be bagging grocerys at the age of 40 even if you did put in the effort to become more
>10.Pain always ends
it never ends. I agree with the buddhists that life is suffering. This is a completely delusional way to think.
>A portion of the world's population is having sex this very moment and you're here contemplating whether or not you're going to take your life. Think about it man.
what the fuck is this even supposed to mean? Sex feels really good so you should be doing it rather than sitting and contomplating suicide? What makes you think sex is going to make it better? There are people with friends, familys and everything you could want and they still kill themselves.

>Here are some of the best ones
>1.The world needs you
No it doesn't. Most if not everyone of us is replacable.
>2.You have so much to live for
Not really. If I had something I wouldn't think about an hero.
>3.The world will miss you when you're gone
Besides my family and few friends... I don't think so.
>4.You are never alone in this struggle
Perhaps, but I don't want to contact the people that struggle, they put you down so yes I am alone.
>5.You really don't have a right to take away that life of yours
True, I don't have, but I want.
>6.You are bigger than any of your problems
I'm 5"6 so no.
>7.You're worth more than you think
Not really.
>8.The feeling of being alive is wonderful
Sure sometimes it may be. But most of the time it's pain or nothing.
>9. You are destined for greatness
No I am not. Nobody is. It's simply chance.
>10.Pain always ends
Yeah that's exactly why I think about it.

my like is fucking great, but right now i'm wondering if killing myself will finally erase this worthless shitpost from my mind

>1.The world needs you
why?
>2.You have so much to live for
what?
>3.The world will miss you when you're gone
the world will probably clap
>4.You are never alone in this struggle
no, YOU have never been alone in this struggle
>5.You really don't have a right to take away that life of yours
fight me you fucking faggot
>6.You are bigger than any of your problems
if you kill yourself then tautologically you weren't bigger than at least one of your problems
>7.You're worth more than you think
this is literally the only thing that's true of Jow Forums and you buried it in a list of useless platitudes
>8.The feeling of being alive is wonderful
the screw-worm fly buries its larvae in living flesh and the larvae form abscess-like sores in the skin of the infected creature. the circle of life is fucking disgusting; you entered it by being pushed headfirst through a vagina while your skull distended and you'll exit it by shitting yourself then becoming a home for maggots, although thankfully just the normal kind that eat you when you're actually dead
>9. You are destined for greatness
when robots do something great it generally gets on the evening news with a story like "6 dead at Pine Ridge early this morning as a 23 year old male crashed his car into the doors of a packed nightclub before taking his own life"
>10.Pain always ends
>A portion of the world's population is having sex this very moment and you're here contemplating whether or not you're going to take your life. Think about it man.
is this an advertisement for killing yourself?

.The world needs you
no it doesnt
.You have so much to live for
no i dont
.The world will miss you when you're gone
apart from a handful of people, no it wont
.You are never alone in this struggle
I seriously struggle with opening up to people, thus, I never really tell people what I'm feeling or how I'm hurting
.You really don't have a right to take away that life of yours
fuck off, it's mine, I'll do with it as I please
.You are bigger than any of your problems
what the fuck does that even mean?
.You're worth more than you think
if you take the chemicals that make up my body, break them apart and sell them, you wouldn't have enough to buy a snickers
.The feeling of being alive is wonderful
the eternal rest could feel a lot better
. You are destined for greatness
No I'm not, I am not destined for anything because destiny is bullshit and anyone who believes in it is a retard
.Pain always ends
it ends with the big sleep
>>A portion of the world's population is having sex this very moment and you're here contemplating whether or not you're going to take your life. Think about it man.
I am not in the portion of the world's population, so why should I care?

i'm not suicidal, but this kind of dumbass one-liner wisdom quotes would push me over the edge if I were. the only thing you showed is that you don't give a shit if I live or die

>>A portion of the world's population is having sex this very moment and you're here contemplating whether or not you're going to take your life. Think about it man.
The harsh reasons always keep me away from the rope, better than the fake "we believe in you user!!"

>1.The world needs you
No, it doesn't. It doesn't need anyone.
>2.You have so much to live for
Yeah, the prospect of being a wageslave for the rest of my life and living a meaningless existence is just so enticing.
>3.The world will miss you when you're gone
The only person I regularly talk to and see is my mother. I'd hardly call that the "world".
>4.You are never alone in this struggle
Yes, I literally am. No one gives a fuck.
>5.You really don't have a right to take away that life of yours
One of the most idiotic things I've ever heard, and even if it was true it would be irrelevant once I actually killed myself since you can't exactly punish a dead person.
>6.You are bigger than any of your problems
More nonsensical bullshit. I'm also bigger than the device I'm using to post this message.
>7.You're worth more than you think
False, if anything I'm actually worth less.
>8.The feeling of being alive is wonderful
Whoever wrote this clearly has never suffered chronic depression. I've literally forgotten what it's like to be happy.
>9. You are destined for greatness
The only thing anyone is ever destined to do is die. Only question is how and when it happens.
>10.Pain always ends
Sure, with death.
>A portion of the world's population is having sex this very moment and you're here contemplating whether or not you're going to take your life. Think about it man.
The chances of me ever having sex are pretty much zero, so this is another meaningless statement.

>1.The world needs you
humans are bad for the planet

>2.You have so much to live for
all i do is drink and take drugs all day

>3.The world will miss you when you're gone
lol my parents, maybe?

>4.You are never alone in this struggle
i feel completely alone

>5.You really don't have a right to take away that life of yours
retarded. everyone has the right to die

>6.You are bigger than any of your problems
tf does that even mean

>7.You're worth more than you think
junkie brainlet, literally worthless

>8.The feeling of being alive is wonderful
im in constant mental and physical pain

>9. You are destined for greatness
completely wrong false hope bs

>10.Pain always ends
with death

>A portion of the world's population is having sex this very moment and you're here contemplating whether or not you're going to take your life. Think about it man.
??? irrelevant

do normies really believe this shit works

>5.You really don't have a right to take away that life of yours
its my fucking life, its literally my choice to do whatever i want to do with it. what i can take away the life of an unborn child and thats cool? i can kill countless other "lives" in the name of what you belive in and thats cool? the moment i start questioning if i want to be here its all "nah mate life i sacred" its the only thing i have power over, and your telling me i dont really have power over it? who the fuck do you think you are?

Number four is correct. There are plenty of people struggling with it. You're not alone with that, I mean if it helps or not.

Why i should feel any better if there are people who go through the similar thing? They're not going to live your life.

>1.The world needs you
If this was a ylyl I would have lost at the first line of bullshit

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Thank for the keks op

>world needs you
It doesnt need anyone, let alone me.
>so much to live for
Even if I am not really suicidal, that isnt very true.
>world will miss you
Doesnt miss 99% of everyone who ever lived, sure as hell wont miss me.
>never alone in this struggle
How pretentious.
>dont really have a right to sudoku
Am I a free being or not? Make up your damn mind.
>bigger than any of your problems
Platitudes wont do anything.
>worth more than you think
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>feeling of being alive is wonderful
Muh starving African children
>you are destined for greatness
youtube.com/watch?v=-AVloqiXdk0
>pain always ends
Of course it will, when you are 6 feet under.
Because if someone wants to rage quit that much then it really isnt my or anyone elses business to intervene. If they were actually serious about it they would do it one way or another, and if they feel that is their only way out then so be it.

I agree. You shouldnt just kill yourself. You should also kill a bunch of others too. They are the reason you are feeling this way. Make em pay.

>humans are bad for the planet
this is a brainlet take. the planet is an inanimate fucking object, who cares what the fuck the planet suffers through

You are an obvious impressionable nihilist who has been demoralised. The planet,above all else,should be protected. People are important but if we have no planet we have no people.

>8.The feeling of being alive is wonderful

my personal favourite

Haha. That's badass. I like this post, user.

>1.The world needs you
It doesnt. Otherwise I wouldnt be contemplating suicide.
>2.You have so much to live for
Like taking shit for sole purpose of being annoyed and frustrated?
>3.The world will miss you when you're gone
This doesnt seem to be the case, otherwise again I wouldnt be here.
>4.You are never alone in this struggle
The other people who struggle are also faggots and deserve to die.
>5.You really don't have a right to take away that life of yours
I can, just like people who did so successfully could.
>6.You are bigger than any of your problems
Whats the point of solving those problems even if they're so small?
>7.You're worth more than you think
Does it matter at all?
>8.The feeling of being alive is wonderful
No, its subjective.
>9. You are destined for greatness
Indeed, just like milliards of people who were born into slavery and died in dirt were.
>10.Pain always ends
Indeed, people die.
>A portion of the world's population is having sex this very moment and you're here contemplating whether or not you're going to take your life. Think about it man.
Again, only further proves that you should kill yourself because nobody thinks that you're worthy of sex.

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How I got over my depression was I stopped trying to rationalize the idea that all of life is pain and suffering. I accepted it as true and embraced the pain and suffering as penitence for my existence.

The real reasons I don't kill myself
>killing yourself takes to much effort
>I'm so incompetent I would probably fail and end up in a mental ward somewhere
>I'm poor and can't actually afford a gun right now

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.You really don't have a right to take away that life of yours
What's interesting about this is almost all of the other reasons are normie feel good bullshit yet they still manage to find a way to belittle people who feel suicidal even if subtle.

.The feeling of being alive is wonderful
So how come I feel like shit all of the time then?

The real reason suicide is discouraged by society is because dead people can't work, consume products or pay taxes.

>1.The world needs you
The world doesn't need anything.

>2.You have so much to live for
Hard to argue that point. Finding a purpose is up to individual interpretation.

>3.The world will miss you when you're gone
See point one. There will, however, always be people who will miss you. Most idiots just don't see it.

>4.You are never alone in this struggle
Every struggle has to be fought alone. However, in modern times, you have more resources and tools for overcoming shit than you realize.

>5.You really don't have a right to take away that life of yours
Rights are always in the context of an authority. What is this even referring to, god?

>6.You are bigger than any of your problems
That entirely depends on your situation.

>7.You're worth more than you think
Only point that's not completely wrong.

>8.The feeling of being alive is wonderful
No one knows how being dead is like, so this is a little biased, no?

>9. You are destined for greatness
Bullshit. But you can always adjust your goals accordingly.

>10.Pain always ends
Only if you're willing to put in some effort.

>A portion of the world's population is having sex this very moment and you're here contemplating whether or not you're going to take your life. Think about it man.
That one kinda has a point. Letting one aspect of your life define you entirely is where most of the bitterness on this board comes from. However, it's enormously hard to let go of that kind of thinking.

The only two reasons I'm not killing myself are
1) I'm taking away all the possible realities where things will be okay.
2) People who are even more full of shit than me have gotten through worse.

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Never play a game you can't win, plus you should have the right to quit a game you were forced to play.
We didn't chose to live, but yet we're forced into it, and being told we aren't allowed to quit. That sounds a lot like slavery to me. With slavery you didn't chose to be a slave, and you aren't allowed to quit working as a slave once you are one. It's the exact same with life. You're forced into it, and forced to suffer and work your whole life, and you aren't allowed to quit.
Life is slavery.

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>You really don't have a right to take away that life of yours
Technically true since the likes want to milk you for your labor and need for food and water but how is that supposed to be a reason to keep living? Hilarious list btw.

Who the fuck cares, stop pretending to give a shit about people you don't know, its disgusting