Rate my build

I know that, and my sentence is still correct.

how ya been cuz

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His wife ain't perfect but holy shit is she out of his league.

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HES FAT HAHA THATS THE JOKE THAT HE IS FAT LOOK AT ALL THE UNFLATTERING POSES HE MAKES THAT MAKES HIM LOOK EVEN FATTER HAHA ITS FUNNY BECAUSE HES FAT

No shit sherlock.

the pics this man posts of his disgusting body as "humor" is what made me fucking hate him

Wow Ethan, great ass. Keep it up

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she would've been stuck in israel pumping out hasidic babies if it wasn't for this guy. like it or not, american passport has motherfucking VALUE. Also easy life+maybe 1 kid at 35? she lucked out imo

how can your body look like that while your face is relatively thin

To add on, she had chads banging her before Ethan but then she wised up and realized that rich loser in US(ethan's parents are well off and supported him while he did nothing but youtube after quitting his job) is better than chad in israel who'd probably beat the shit out of her and wreck her vag

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that is the most womanly body I've ever seen a man have

he needs to blast estrogen and become a trap NOW holy SHIT

Go back fren

>ass crack past the pelvis

Do you have to take your shirt off when you shit?

How does he have so much cellulite wtf

He lost a lot of weight and that's loose skin

ass looks like a kicked in apple

kek

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that's not what loose skin looks like

Looking thick, solid, tight

I suddendly don't feel so bad out my puffy(when warm) nipples anymore.

did he post this himself or did it leak?

This is what i want to know

We live in society

Lord forgive me for what I'm about to do

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Didn't know dudes could get cellulite

Fuck this unfunny balding kike

How do I get out of this mode

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Is this the true power of SS?

The le edgy fat jew man that if you criticize, his fanbase will burn you alive.

Some people carry barely any fat on their face, my cousin is obese (280lbs at 6'0") and has hollow looking cheeks and no double chin

God damn

Perfection. SS really works. Gonna start tomorrow.

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No it's idubbbz from smosh

>SS+GOMAD
? Anyway despite the cottage cheese ass, unfortunately with my waist stretches and large irish muscle ass he still looks better than i

No, hes still fat and has severe gyno.

>t. lardass

Imagine looking like this, and having pic related as your wife. There is something going on with jews, let me tell ya

Hila is a fucking Goddess, ngl

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What the fuck

No way this is a man

U mirin'?

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These are the people telling you not to be racist

>Negative testosterone

this is photoshoped right? why does this picture exist? why did i have to see it?

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kek underrated

Israel isn't like fucking South Sudan, and she's clearly not hasidic given that she served in the IDF.

it's not fair. im 11%bf and i still have chubby cheeks

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>ass so fat it warps light and reality

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This means that if any of us ever meet Hila she'll be so sexually frustrated that we will be able to fuck her without a condom, get her pregnant and watch as they raise your child in a high income family

The race to cuck the kike has begun

no wonder they had trouble conceiving

look up the news story before you talk out of your ass. Yes he still has some fat but this body type wouldn't happen if he wasn't obese to start off with, which he was

he really let himself go ;_;

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Hey bro I went from 310 to 185 at 6'0. I was a morbidly obese kid and now I'm a normal adult. Once you fuck up your body's fat distribution patterns before puberty, there's no going back without plastic surgery. My case is pretty extreme. I look good in clothes and have a skeletal gaunt face but as soon as the short comes off I look deflated as fuck

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ITS OFFICIAL

YOU ARE LISTENING TO WICCA PHASE SPRINGS ETERNAL

This is shooped, right? No fucking way that's real?

>Hey vsauce Michael here

My favorite reddit kike thats finds any opportunity to shame goyim

Stamper?

I feel like that's who posts the why even lift if it's all abour FACE garbage lol

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no bullshit, low testosterone

is this real, he actually posted this himself?, jesus christ WHYYY

Should post on his twitter that hes so fat hes not gonna see his son graduate high school, see if he starts working out. Cause he looks unhealthy as fuck.

poor hilla

if probably keeps wabbling for half an hour if he lets one rip

>wedding ring
are there really women that desperate?

Is this pic real??

what did he mean by this

t. seething fatty

Jews tell you not to be racist because they know you'll do the opposite of what they tell you, ever heard about backlash politics you fucking dumbass shabboy goy
LOL

I like this post.

He's gay

I'd fuck the hell of out that jewish pussy. God there's something about her that just makes me want to fuck her hard.
>tfw no jewish gf

only boomers know smosh

kek yeah

someone from this board should take it upon themselves to be a hero and to wait until his kid is of phone user age then spam his messages with this picture.

>jew

Did you expect anything more?

This looks like babish went to prison and they beat his cheeks so hard he came out double thick.