Fembots, what is your ideal dick? Do you prefer big or small? Veiny or unveiny? Natural or cut?

Fembots, what is your ideal dick? Do you prefer big or small? Veiny or unveiny? Natural or cut?

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Attached to someone I love.

veiny, average since im quite short, and i only ever saw 2 uncut one

That's the only possible answer... There's nothing more beautiful than the penis of your loved one.

My white husband's.

did you like the uncuts?

it was really nice to play with them

that's cool. if you ever have a son, will you leave him natural or have him cut?

natural, im not in america or jewish so i dont really care about having him cut

good answer. cutting is retarded.
out of curiosity, where are you from?

and since you short, does that mean you have a tight puss?

canada, i think? i mean.. i dont really know

awesome woman. I bet you're beautiful too, Canadian girls that I've seen are all so pretty.

are you from French Canada or Brit Canada?

original ontario original

not a woman but lots of girls apparently like average dicks because they're not a chore to suck and some are surprisingly picky about dicks that are too big

oh cool. I want to go to Toronto this year, what sites would you recommend?

never really been to toronto so i cant help much

aren't you from Ontario? where do you even go then?

i live in a small town like 10 hours from toronto, i havent really ever been there

oh wow. Have you ever been to Montreal? I'm a New Yorker and I went there two years ago, had a great time.

And you're an awesome woman by the way, I wish the best of luck for you. I hope you get a qt bf who treats you right.

thank you very much, only really ever went to the usa twice for vacation and not really much else

so you never travel within Canada?

not really ever, we went camping but only around where we live

My boyfriends. I love him so fucking much, my life wouldn't be anything without him. I turned him from a robot to actually functioning human. His birthday is tomorrow and I'm gonna make his favorite food for dinner and a ticket to his favorite band (it costed me about 200$) but I love him so so so much. If you're reading this, I love u more than the moon and stars.

camping is really fun. but isn't it too cold 90% of the time where you live?

its not that bad, its more like 50/50 but we always go during summer anyway

aww, what's his favorite dinner? and what kind of cock does he have?

oh okay. it doesn't get chilly at night?

but one day I hope to hang out in the wilderness with a Canadabot, the cuddles would be amazing.

nah, it gets to the 20-30 celsius during summer, perfect weather to sleep for camping

is that good cuddles weather?

do you usually go with senpai or BF?

I wouldn't be good at explaining what exacly it is, but it's a meat dish.
He has a pretty average but like, big average size dick. I just love to feel it in my mouth and run my tongue over his head an playfully look him in the eyes, stroking his dick, sucking on his balls... I love him

single so neither, i usuually got with my brothers and my parents so nothing really crazy happening there

is it natural or cut? veiny or smooth?

Natural. I would say it's more on the smooth side, but It has some visible veins. Sometimes when he's about to cum, I can see the veins pulsating

white thick and ucut

does he have a short foreskin or a long forseskin? how much do you like his cock taste?

His foreskin covers like half of his head and it's really soft. Idk how it tastes? Like a dick? He's very clean so maybe that's why his dick just tastes like a... Dick? But his balls and cum taste amazing.

>fall in love with someone who turns out to be a 4 inch dicklet
>his best friend sends you this pic
>your bf is into it

Would you still really prefer your bfs dick over this?

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High quality dick

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i would love to suck on that for a good hour or 2

Is that all? origni

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How many people on Jow Forums would do it without a second thought?

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What if he has a micropenis?

>tfw hung like a horse with big balls but asian, short and auschwitz-tier skinny
D-does someone like that?

Y I K E S

originaI

I'm like this but white, girls just don't like skelly boys, and if they do they're always into weird femdom stuff, I just want a skelly girl to do skelly things with.

>and if they do they're always into weird femdom stuff
I wouldn't mind that at all really.

How big are you btw? Do you have problems with toilets? I really hate it when my dick touches the water.

I'm 8inches, and I don't have to worry about my cock touching the toilet water cuz I squat to shit.

Well, I'm just a hair below 7" soft, so it's a real pain in the ass when I sit down in the toilet.

>cuz I squat to shit.
wut

What do you mean what? It's healthier for you, go look it up. Start squatting today.

But how the fuck do you even squat on a toilet? Isn't like dangerous, as in the shit might not even fall inside?

>D-does someone like that?
the porn industry

No dick at all. Sex grossed me out and also freaks me out. I never get horny so if my boyfriend was asexual i would be so happy

hello i am a sexual wanna cyber?

I doubt that, how many male asian porn stars do you know?

Only if you were Australian

oh weird i actually am

Ok post discord lets mutually touch ourselves and make sounds through the mic

what if I just lick your asshole while you read or watch tv or something. it's not sex just something to do you know

no thank you you're an overweight man covered in cat hair and dandruff

I get no pleasure from it actually. Feel nothing. I mean, if you doing it to a woman makes you feel something and gives you pleasure then id agree and try to satisfy my partner but its really hard to if you dont enjoy anything sexual activity

Fembot here, it should be larger than mine at least

Bro. Unless your asshole is a mile wide then you won't have to worry about getting shit anywhere other than in the bowl

Im actually not :( If i was then it would be so much easier to off myself

>tfw no skelly bf to be skelly with and remind each other to eat

>tfw no skelly gf to help each other get over insecurities about having skelly arms
Also
>tfw no skelly gf to take up minimal space on a big bed so we can be surrounded by pillows

And how is it any healthier anyway? Have you noticed any changes?

Yeah, it helps prevent colon disease and hemorrhoids, it's also easier to shit too

post yours and prove you're telling the truth

esme#9550 can call me later if you arent asleep i am making meat balls for my younger sister right now

i've a few more
>tfw no skelly bf to be /fa/ with
>tfw no skelly bf to cuddle with so neither gets cold

>tfw no skelly gf to wear sweaters with
>tfw no skelly gf to wrap a scar around her neck to keep her safe from the cold
I'm starting to get feels

>tfw no skelly bf to reassure he's stronk
>tfw no skelly bf arms to wrap yours around
they are tempting for sure

based
>He is into it
then hell yeah I'd go for it
UNCUT, 17 cm long, decent to thick girth, smells obcene and nice, I don't care if it's veiny or not but in any case some veins would be nice too
fucking cocklust

>tfw no skelly gf to give piggyback rides
>tfw no skelly gf to keep warm at night
Do you have a contact?

are you located in europe by any chance?

No, I'm sorry ;/
>tfw the world Is unfair

This thread is dirty, you should all be ashamed.

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This initially but men only abuse those who love them so a nice thick 7"-7.5", uncut dick any color, disease free and dripping with precum would work best for me. He just has to know how to use it.

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bad luck, it happens
you'll find a skelly gf who appreciates you for sure.

What if his only 4" and thin?

Yikes, I prefer being a microdick 6'4" than a 15 inches manlet

If I didn't know any better I'd say you're trying to cope.

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I sure hope so, skelly girls usually don't like skelly guys though.
>tfw no skelly gf to practice archery with

@52140133
Nice buzzword. Try using you brain if you want that (You)

1. Yes, I replied you because you're a femanon, 'tis an awesome thing to see!
2. I'm Brian.
3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen.

Yeah, it's impossible to throat a big one, and face fucking gets really unpleasant.

Is this a habeeb dick?

Put your dick through a sheet of plywood?

Keep in mind a shitton of women don't even orgasm during sex. Men can't into female anatomy or foreplay so most women will not get turned on enough to be able to take an above average dick comfortably. Just wet enough to take him without getting damaged. In contrast, size queens get turned on at the thought of big dick and sex so they go after what they want and their bodies compensate because their whore mind tells them to.

This is hard to read, please stop user...

Only if we're dating and he gets tested first considering he's sticking his dick in glory holes in the first place

I'd still love my boyfriend's more because sex is for love
>hes into it
Jokes on you, I'd never date a degenerate cuckhold

>browsing dick threads on Jow Forums
>doesn't date degenerate cuckolds

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Hnnnggg girthy uncut white dicks are the best.

absolutely originally O B S E S S E D

You're not originally wrong.

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This one please. I wanna play with the precum

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more like /r9gay/ amirite
have fun,fags
I'm outta here

do fembots think 6 inches is a decent size?
>t.dicklet

it's been Jow Forums for like 5 years. You're just now leaving?

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