How do I get a gf like the left?

Not only that, but based tomboy hair.

can we have a threesome if you get a girl like that?

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Reiina is the one with the longer hair in the OP pic, user.

That may be stretch marks. My fat brother's would get red because the stretching was so rapid.

I unironically read her shirt as 'Rail girls and boys the same way'. Took a 2nd glance a minute later to realize I read it wrong

>That may be stretch marks.
Dude it's very clearly cutting scars, some of which are rather recent. These women are batshit insane. Most amateur porn whores have them nowadays.

Yeah, those are definitely cut marks. Understandable that user mistook them for stretch marks, though.

If you like masculine vaginas, there's loads of chubby trans bois on Tinder, at least for me.

approach one if you see one in public and tell them they are beautiful, ask them on a date. dont forget the financial implications and being attractive enough, having your own job and car and what not, similar hobbies, good attitude

also make your sexual interest apparent but not too upfront or pushy. dont be afraid to take the chance and be turned down. also, be prepared for her to not actually have a good personality or anything going for her besides your prefered body type and appearance

You can find mascots on basketball games

>also, be prepared for her to not actually have a good personality or anything going for her besides your prefered body type and appearance
This is the worst thing. I like fat ugly hairy chicks and I always expect a nice kind shy nerdy fembot.

jesus i think i went with the left one to highschool fuck, she looks so much fatter now what the fuck

Why do all these leftists like islam so much.

This is just the transitional period between high school and obesity

>brightly dyed hair
>feminist shirt
>problem glasses
>caked on makeup
>tattoos
>a fucking Islamic crescent tattooed on her belly
>probably doing porn
Simple, don't be white.
Or be a beta cuckold white guy
Prepare to have black kids either way.

The girl on the left has a boyfriend and he's white.

pray to the waifu gods and perform the proper sacraments.

Those are the best things ever and I'm not sure why. I see them on campus sometimes but I've never tried talking to one, but something about their boyish aesthetic paired with how obviously feminine they still are makes me diamonds

right is a cutter. You see it on her legs.
>Big tits, at least 2 kids, barely chubby, redhead
Yeah, I think I can see what I prefer

Probably at your nearest Starbucks or Whole Foods, somehow still picking out the fattiest food they sell from the looks of it.
Alternatively protesting something only her echo chamber dislikes

>beta cuckold white guy
Did I fucking stutter?

THESE ANONS UNDERSTAND THE VOLCANO GOD'S REQUIREMENTS

Pro-tip:
You don't want a girl like this. They're absolutely insufferable and the sex is utter dogshit, they're incredible boring and have no personality which is why they attempt to go overboard with looks and make themselves look "special".

It's the girls working at a small coffee shop and library you have to look out for.