Decided to finally give up and allow myself the peace I deserve. What is the easiest and most painless suicide? Is there anything I should do before going to sleep? I have about 400$ i can work with
>inb4 stream it
Fuck off
Decided to finally give up and allow myself the peace I deserve. What is the easiest and most painless suicide...
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If you won't stream it, this thread is worthless.
You dibbaloab.
Can you send me money honey?
What is a dibbafoab and why do keep caling people it you nigger
No i need it for possible methods or recommendations
BUt you're going to be dead foo ??
Im gonna do them before i kill myself you retard
Buy a helmet, shotgun shells, electrical wire, a drill, a battery, and some glue. All you need to do is make a circuit that will set off shotgun shells when completed, so drill holes in the helmet, glue the shells in place after drilling holes in the helmet, and make a switch or just use open wire. Do some thorough research to make sure everything goes as planned.
>What is a dibbafoab
*Dibbaloab.
And it's you. You are a dibbaloab, dibbaloab.
Might do this if its not too expensive
Do you happen to have autism?
Do you happen to be a dibbaloab? Trick question. You are.
Suicide methods: easy, painless, cheap, pick two.
Painless and cheap
>The typical suicide scenario involves the person obtaining a large plastic bag with a drawstring, a disposable tank of gas, most often helium; typically that found in commercially available party balloon kits, and some type of tubing or a hose. The person places the bag over the head, connects the tubing to the gas valve and places the discharge end into the bag allowing the flow of helium to displace the air in the bag. The person then tightens the drawstring around the neck to ensure a good seal. Typically withinseconds, the person becomes unconscious due to oxygen deprivation (hypoxia) and as long as the gas keeps flowing and continues to exclude oxygen, death follows shortly thereafter. Two variations of this method are use of the bag alone without the gas that is usually preceded by the person taking a large quantity of sleeping pills or tranquilizers to suppress the hypercapnic alarm response; or use of the gas with a CPAP mask instead of the bag.
This is doable for me and seems pretty painless im probably just gonna do it. Ill most likely be able to get all the equipment today, i might make a thread later but this board seems dead so. Anyways goodbye and if any true brobots see this, ill see you all in hell
Any method is better with opioids.
Pain will only be temporary. What you should be looking for is effectiveness.
Throw yourself in front of a train. Not at the station, trains slow down as they approach the station, it won't be going fast enough to kill you instantly.
I don't want to die, I just want to be dead, what do?
If you stop to ask here about it, you won't do it. Continue your suffering, pussy.
go there if youre interested in reading about it, check the methods section and decide
or dont do it at all, which is probably the better option
Take sleeping pills and swim out into ocean. Or just take them and do it in the bathtub. Your choice.
I saw a pic on here many years ago. Make a noose from cheesecutter wire, superglue hands to side of head, jump from small enough height to not splat & have an accomplice remove the garrot wire/noose then the townsfolk will think you ripped your own head off as you jumped from the building. bring a little magic into the world when you go out. As funny as it would be though please dont, it could really traumitize any onlookers/children.
>asking for help with suicide
>refuse to stream it
kys faggot
Shotgun mouthwash, use a 12 gauge or buckshot. Aim to the roof of your mouth. If you're worried about flinching your forehead is a reasonable choice but avoid it if possible. Go to a range or something to test how shooting it feels before. If you're using a handgun, roof of mouth is also the best choice but make sure you're using something really powerful (revolver with serious ammunition is probably a good choice). Avoid law-enforcement-tier handguns.
If you don't live in the US, hang yourself. Strong rope from a hardware store, put it on something that won't collapse and tie seriously. If you have can work out the logistics, drop hanging is a better choice and is pretty much painless. Suspension hanging done right should also be pretty human, but remember that "done right" part. Make sure no one is going to find you in the next 6 hours at least before, no matter the method.
You really gonna end it now... why not die of old age or kancer or some shit user
no please make the thread at least im in so much pain and thinking of doing it too
by the way a heroin or opiate overdose would be even less painful and scary than this
t. overdosed a few times
If you live in North America, go to Royal Gorge Bridge. If in Europe, go to Preikestolen. At either location, it is a 250+ meter drop with a rocky landing. You will die immediately, painlessly, and without a chance of survival (100% effectiveness). The only downside is that you have to travel there first, which will probably cost at least $100 and take at least 24h if you buy a ticket right now.