Chad general

>tfw chubby roastie wants something more than just sex
>keeps trying to call me every day and texting me cringy stuff all the time
You robots are lucky to not have to deal with this, honestly i would rather just use my hand.

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i know you are here fellow chads

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>tfw look like this guy but now balding
guess my chads days are over

>actually had to go on a date with someone who isnt 10/10

man i hate when this happens

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yeah but we're too smart to get involved with this normie shit lol, enjoy your perpetual struggle to achieve nothing

Gotta get on those anti-hair loss drugs ASAP user. If you look like that, you got a solid chance of getting out of here.

Dudee do something about it
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i doubt you look anything like him

lool chad brainlet

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Don't give up brah, I've stepped up my game ever since I shaved that shit off. If your skull's alright you'll do fine, somehow a lot of jailbait is attracted to the stubble bald + muscular in a suit look.

Hair loss drugs will destroy your libido. I'm not even kidding. My dermatologist consulted me about it when I was insecure about norwooding and said the best option is to opt for a hair implant if baldness has psychological effects on you because it's low risk and permanent. I'm still looking into it because I don't want to keep doing all this exercise shit and just get fat once I hit 40 lol

Hi, actual Chad here. This screenshot is from a while ago now but I was fucking this chubby girl and decided to end it because I was bored of her. She asked if we could still be friends and I was like sure whatever. Then she just could not give up the dick.

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didn't you see the sign NO NORIMES ALLOWED GET OUT

>tfw she wants to cover bill for dinner so i want to go out with her next time
all I want is just to split bill bros

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>tfw Chad outside but robot inside

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lol is that the girl who has the porn of her going "her loser watching porn all by yourself?" and then the lad turns his camera round and he's at a party.

its Remy Lacroix, dunno what youre talking about, McChadwick.

Actual Chads don't have to brag about being Chads.

Fucking fat girls does not make you a Chad.

THIS
Finally someone said it jesus

Chads are not normies, we are above the normalcattle

Chads fuck everyone, even chubby girls which is why women love him.

Thicc =/= fat
And most young Chads brag about every little thing they do 24/7

Triggered betas on here aren't taking this thread ironically...

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They don't go on Jow Forums and do it lmao

How the fuck would you know, do you follow the daily internet activities of Chads?

LARPing aside, how do you know when a girl is legitimately interested rather than just trying to keep you around as an orbiter? I've been talking to six different women and two of them straight up ignore me except for very occasional messages if I stop messaging them (I consider them "friends" and don't care), two of them are in regular contact but are unfuckable uglies and it's just casual small talk and literally nothing else.

Of the remaining two, I've gone on two dates with one, and contacts me if I don't say anything to her for one to two days, but she's boring as fuck and whenever we text she only says stupid shit and she can't hold a normal conversation at all, so her messages just seem like weird filler to keep the ball rolling, and I've mostly lost interest just because of that. She randomly stops replying to me too and will just pick up the conversation with more random shit later on. TF is that.

The other one contacts me daily if I don't message her and tells me about her potential Chads constantly and shit like that and likes to make weird backhanded compliments and seems to imply that I'm attractive intelligent whatever but then tells me she's not interested in a serious relationship with me and all sorts of other crazy shit even when I didn't ask her.

My strat so far has been to just stop talking to them when they get weird and I can't read their intentions anymore so I don't end up as an orbiter, but I fear I'm going to be alone forever with that attitude.

Looking for opinions, lads. I hate women. Plus they're all straight up whores. It's just disgusting.

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Ignore function was invented for a reason, and that fact that your agonizing over that and didn't ignore her and your posting on Jow Forums makes me doubt that your a chad.
Also doubt you look like the brazilian model Francisco Lachowski from your pic.

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I once had a threesome with two Russian schoolgirls. It was about 6 years ago. I think that was my peak.