>you can't get big if you don't eat mea-
You can't get big if you don't eat mea-
Luke Bennett
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Blake Wood
But dont apes have like enzymes and shit that help with bioavailability of amino acids in plants or something
Easton Morgan
no
they simply eat a fuckton of protein as such even if it's low quality they're still getting enough
adult gorillas eat something like 400g of protein a day on average
John Gonzalez
your talking about a different animal with different functions you dumbfuck how are people like you this fucking dense
Brody Hill
Then why are there so many vegan bodybuilders/olympians?
Sebastian Long
My point was your comparing a ape to a human which is a stupid comparison
Blake Gonzalez
Your opinion is stupid and fake
Eli Cook
if you say so bud
Jacob Nelson
>have to spend literally the entire day eating to not lose gains
lmao
Jace Perez
They eat their poop to help absorb more nutrients from the fibrous plants they eat. Vegans should do the same.
Julian Long
i'm not black
David Peterson
So what you’re saying is we should eat gorillas.
Evan Rivera
> Mountain gorillas spend about half of the day eating. Rest periods take up approximately a third of the day.
> An adult male gorilla may consume more than 18 kg (40 lbs.) of vegetation per day.
Go ahead and spend half a day eating shitty grass like gorillas.
Dylan Murphy
No they're ruminants like horses and cows, bacteria ferments plant matter into protein for them
Elijah Morris
>vegan bodybuilders
Name two IFBB pros that are vegans.
They don't even have to qualify for the olympia, just some "bull" Mentula tier pros.
Brandon Baker
>no
Yes they do, they can digest celullose you moron, they convert it to short chain fatty acids
Nathaniel Adams
because roids are vegan
Nicholas Moore
i dont give a fuck, I'm still going to eat meat
Lincoln Powell
horses are not ruminants, neither are apes.
Thomas Murphy
>-t and you are not a fucking great ape
Owen Turner
wife material
Nicholas Jenkins
My bad, singular stomached animals aren't ruminants you're right
They still ferment plant matter into brotein though
Aiden Butler
Only have completely different metabolism slol
Jaxson Ramirez
>Humans and gorillas are the same
Ah yes, that's why they have different names. Idiot.
Carter Lewis
Haha technically they probably are. Never thought about that.
Hunter Flores
Yeah you’re right... if a brontosaurus can get huge gains just from eating tree leaves why can’t I?
Jeremiah Ward
Is that a plantcuck I see?
Julian Stewart
What was that, little boi?
Ryder Moore
ape=/=human
also, apes spend literally all their time chewing, or looking for food, you cant create civilization and art when you have to spend your entire day chewing plants because they have so little nutrients per gram.
Anybody who makes this argument has no idea what the fuck they are talking about.
Nathan Fisher
What would a gorilla be capable of if it was given the perfect food for gains and a training schedule? Imagine the strength.
Cameron Smith
Clearly the answer is to reactivate those genes in our DNA using CRISPR so we can make massive gains by eating simple shit like celery.
Zachary Murphy
>steroids
It's steroids
Justin Carter
Imagine this faggot thinking being an elephant is alpha
Dude, you get btfo by a human with a stick that will eat you
Eat shit
Grayson Lee
same reason so many rich people are environmentalists and socialists
it doesn't matter how much stupid shit you buy or oil you burn, or in this case how many animals you feed on, only what you say you are and the response you get to it.
Sebastian Jackson
Lol if gorillas get that big eating vegetables all day, imagine what would happen if we genetically engineered vegetables with ridiculously high sugar content and made them eat those. Like if we made plants that had the sugar and fat content of a snickers bar. Imagine how fat they would get if they kept following their normal eating patterns haha. We could like make special zoos where we watch gorillas eat themselves into 2-ton level obesity haha.
Austin Gomez
You and Koko have different digestive systems.
Lincoln Price
>vegan trolling
>by the non-vegan faggot
Brandon Powell
Their digestive system is different than a humans and they have a cecum to ferment the plant matter humans cant eat. They spend all day long chewing on leaves a huge amount of leaves and have to eat their shit to give it a second pass through since plants are so hard to break down.
Isaac Martin
I'm an easy gainer but meat is too expensive, I'm thinking of cutting meat down to a few times a week but think I might be pushing it and totally mess my progress up
Austin Davis
-t and are human.
Logan Hughes
Also don't forget they'll literally eat their own shit if it's not digested well.
Charles Morales
pound for pound bro, pound for pound
Eli Jones
Is "well gorillas are fat so amaybe im the one who's actually normal and healthy" an actual common point made by fat people such that someone thought it necessary to make this
Josiah Miller
Based
Adam Evans
heard you were talking shit
Jordan Martinez
Just pin.
James Fisher
no but they eat their own shit to get the nutrients they missed the first time
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plus they have large intestines to let food sit there for days in order to extract as much nutrients as possible
Matthew Wright
They also eat like a kg of insects every day.
Austin Anderson
humans are apes
Chase Murphy
Spend half a goddamn day chewing shit so you don't wither and die. No wonder gorillas can't play chess for shit.
Luke Sullivan
Lol
>Vegans IRL
Cooper White
Gorillaz ~barely~ do it. Gorillaz don't really have the digestive system like a cow (optimized for living off leaves and grass alone) so the Gorillaz have discoverded a digestive hack called "caprophagy" so they can survive, even thrive and reproduce- eating plants without an optimized Herbivore diet.
Vegans will eventually discover caprophagy, until then they will continue to wither and die on a human-inappropriate diet.
Adrian Adams
>Veganism
>A brainwashed cult of sickly skeletons who worship a handful of unhealthy steroids junkees.
One can only wonder what goes through these liberal minds?
Joshua Green
Link to that hippy getting railed?
Levi Davis
Gorillas eat their own shit.
So vegan fags are shiteaters.
Gabriel Anderson
She's playing with herself and she's disgustingly hairy. Even if I still had the link I wouldn't wish it on my fellow man.
Connor Martin
Holy fuck you're stupid
Gavin Thompson
Absolute weight is all that matters. Pound for pound strength is a joke. A hippo will beat the shit out if any big cat. Any!
Carson James
Is that a pussy slit between it's legs?
Julian Cook
ls
Jack Scott
mad human boy?
Ryder Anderson
I bet you think that if we eat krill and plankton like whales we can get to be 100 foot long, 50 ton gigachads too.
You have terminal retardation.
Kevin Lewis
>"You can't get big without eating me-"
>Compares a different species
Uh, there's such a thing called genetics you retard.
Easton Hughes
Do you think this chimp did SS?
Kevin Baker
>you can't breathe underwa-
Grayson Smith
They actually do tough.
Jayden Ortiz
>nigersaurus
Ian Nguyen
Apes have massive stomachs wherein they ferment their food. A comparable human stomach would have to hold 5 gallons of food. They also eat for 9 hours a day and eat their own faeces.
Justin Peterson
>They also eat for 9 hours a day and eat their own faeces
Pretty much summed up Veganism bro.