Describe your ideal day in the life VS. your current day in the life

Both sound comfy

Is everyone here a NEET?

thank you. im halfway to the comfy life brother.
im not a NEET. i have a degree and i start a new job tomorrow.

I'm a pseudo NEET who only goes to college for two days

Ideal Saturday:
Wake up early
Smoke weed and play music
Drink green tea with a light breakfast
Play basketball at the park
Shower
Go on a long walk while drinking beers
Eat a delicious dinner
Sex with girlfriend
Watch movie until I fall asleep

Reality
Jack off
Smoke weed
Drink coffee
Watch youtube
Play basketball
Youtube
Drink beer
Have no energy
Sex with girlfriend
Sleep

I am.

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>Have no energy
Basketball is not good enough for exercise. Gotta go train with some weights so you can move around more easily without getting tired.

Reminder that if your gf isn't a virgin but doesn't have sex with you, you need to dump her

Me too

ideal:
>wake up
>chill
>work out
>masturbate
>sleep

reality:
>wake up
>work
>chill
>work out
>masturbate
>sleep

Iam getting there, saving money so I can live(waste) my dream life

>saving money so I can live(waste) my dream life

You just described your dream life, what do you need more money for?

What a weird thing to say. Also, if a woman waits to have sex with a partner that could mean she only feels comfortable with people she trusts. Isn't that an ideal partner?

>Write a Letter to the Editor
gay retard

the difference atm is the work part.
with enough money I could retire earlier. goal would be to retire with 50~ and live on my savings. will inherit a 700-900k real estate along the way, so thats part of the plan.

Real:
>wake up
>brush teeth and get dressed
>go to work
>go to gym
>come home and eat
>shitpost on Jow Forums and watch TV
>sleep
Ideal:
More or less but spend time with a gf instead of shitposting here.

I do lift 4 times week and I move pretty good on the court. I think its the coffee and booze that wears me down

its also the weed. you have a lot of chemicals in your body, try adding more stimulants in the day.

Do you mean less stimulants? Or what do you mean?

AHHHH OHHHHH FUCK IM GONNA COOOOOMAHHHHH

you already use a lot of chemicals throughout the day, why not use more to alleviate your symptoms? a strong tea, cup of espresso, or caffeine pill could give you a jolt of energy to finish the day. You could also try taking a nap in the middle of the afternoon.

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Ideal:
>wake up early next to my Christian qt virgin gf/wife
>make coffee, read, and relax
>morning run
>shower
>work on investments and music the rest of the day
>have a laugh when my cfa tells me i'm now a billionaire and my cpa says i owe no taxes for the rest of time
>have sex with my Christian qt virgin gf/wife and get her pregnant
>smile knowing i have the perfect life

Reality:
>wake up late/hungover and alone
>put on a monkey suit to please mr shekelberg
>work like a dog at a shitty desk job for 8 hours
>clock watch until 4pm and drive home
>unmotivated to do anything
>veg out on youtube and Jow Forums
>look at my phone to see no one has texted me all day
>contemplate suicide
>beat off to some shit on /gif/
>fall asleep alone, like always

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Ideal
>wake up early
>make my own breakfast
>go out for a walk through a nature trail
>come back and exercise in home gym
>make and eat my own lunch
>read books
>take art commissions from people on the internet
>spend free time on the internet
>make and eat my own dinner
>watch a tv show/movie/cartoon
>learn something new
>go to sleep before 12am

Reality
>wake up early
>mom gives me breakfast
>go to college
>spend hours in a class
>wander around during break because no friends lol
>eat lunch mom made while I was sleeping yesterday night
>wander around again
>spend hours in second class
>go to the gym
>come home for dinner
>browse 4chins
>do homework assignments
>go to bed late

Reality on weekends
>wake up early
>mom gives me breakfast
>get on the computer and browse internet for hours
>mom gives me lunch
>get back on computer to play vidya
>go to gym
>return home, practice drawing and keep fucking up
>mom gives me dinner
>read books
>watch tv show/movie/cartoon
>go to bed on time

Based fear and loathing poster

Ideal
>Wake up early, eat
>Play pubg, eat
>Lift weights, eat
>Pubg or movie, eat
>Skate or run, eat
>Shover, good movie (or pubg) in bed, eat, take creatine, go to sleep kinda early

Reality
>Wake up at 12, eat
>Pubg, eat
>Lifting, eat
>Movie, eat
>Skate, eat
>Now, idk what will happen after

IDEAL
>wake up
>COOOM in tinder thot's ass
>Eat
>COOOM from a blowjob of a different thot
>Lift
>Shower with different thot
>COOOM inside different thot's pussy
>Study math
>COOOM from rimjob from yet another thot and have her swallow
>Eat some light dinner
>COOOM in the last thot's ass
>Cuddle and hug while trying to fall asleep
>Rinse and repeat

REALITY
>wake up
>COOOM from porn
>Eat
>COOOM from porn
>Lift
>Shower
>COOOM from porn
>Look at myself on the mirror and hate how I'm a worthless fat balding piece of shit without even fucking education
>COOOM from porn
>Eat some light dinner
>COOOM from porn
>Jewtube Joe Rogan trying to fall asleep
>Rinse and repeat

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>>masturbate
NGMI to the fourth dimension

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Ideal:
>wake up to qt gf sleeping next to me
>go to the gym
>come home and do work for my successful business for a few hours
>cook a nice healthy lunch and eat it
>wind down by going for a swim
>some random fun activity
>come home and rail girlfriend
>sleep

Reality:
>wake up early
>go to shitty retail job or college depending on the day
>eat lunch on break
>get home and go to gym
>make protein shake
>jerk off
>eat dinner
>browse Jow Forums or watch movie
>sleep
Repeat

My life is absolutely BORINGGGGG

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Have you tried going out and asking girls out?

Ideal (just did this for 10 days in Croatia)
Wake up around noon
Eat
Go to the beach with Bros and speaker, chill
Go home and eat dinner and drink while watching sunset
Drink more
Go to bars
Go to clubs
Sleep around 6am

Reality now before school starts (teacher)
Wake up around 9
Eat
YouTube and video games
Eat
Video games and YouTube
Lift
YouTube and video games
Eat
Movie
Sleep around midnight

Ideal day:

>wake up
>not hate life
>not hate self

Actual day:

>try and find the courage to suicide

Oh, will you quit your whining already? Hate your life? Fucking change it, you pussy. Hate self? Change your entire personality, it's easy.
This bitch ass moaning is doing nothing but bringing other people down with you. And it's not charming or endearing and no one will ever take pity on you and make it better.
It's on you to become awesome. You work out every fucking day, you count calories and lift literal tons of iron and what, you can't unfuck other aspects of your life? Bull fucking shit.

I wont go with the tren and say : have sex
Instead i ln give you a good advice get tickets to somewhere far and go travel to realize your self centered need to justify your existence is futile
The world keeps turning with or without you
You ll be awaken trust me

>Fucking change it, you pussy. Hate self? Change your entire personality, it's easy.
>is ez
>doesn't say how

You just be yourself

Getting played is unhealthy.

>wake up from direct sun light shining through the open window in my palace in the middle of siberia
>next to the house is a harem with different nationalities on each floor;
>after a breakfast consisting of fresh salmon and eggs I go hunting boars with my tamed wolves and my kalashnikov
>7 am, go to work which means I‘ll be comfortably relaxing at the river, coming up with new mathematical ideas for my own artifficial intelligence
>go to my operation room where I remotely operate my nuclear submarines in the arctic ocean and my defense system
>fly to a meeting with putin with my fa18, who supports my own independent nation in the middle of russia
>come back and train at my own perfectly equipped gym, enhanced by my own steroids allowing me to be 7ft 400lb ripped
>please the cumbrains urges by fucking a few 14-20 year old girls from my harem
>go to bed completely mentally and physically exhausted leading to a 99% deep phase sleep

>Hate self
>figure out why
>change that
Bitch ass nigger, how hard is that? Ask a girl out, get a better job, learn to paint or play guitar, kill a hobo.

I just want my current life but without all the anxiety

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Well, what else is there to do? A friend's been telling me to treat that thing as an adventure and move on, but I'm pretty sure she has designs on me herself.
But I'd rather obsess over something I can't have.

Ideal:
>wife wakes me up with one of her friends sucking my weiner
>clothes and breakfast prepared by a butler
>comfy looking at charts throughout the day, making money while lifting, playing sports and spreading my nuts
>driving, boating, flying wherever the fuck I want at any given moment
>fall asleep at a friend's house
Reality
>Autism and near-suicide lifestyle

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So the legendary meme grave is real.

Uni is the worst part of your life

Trust me. Its making you depressed. Once you drop out or graduate your life will be better

Id consider these ideal days off, as the ideal day doesn't really include wagecucking for most people

>lmao just get a better job

Ideal:
> Wake up, lean over and wake up husband by obtaining fresh semen from him. Picks me up and holds me up in the air while I straddle him with my legs, and pumps another load into me. Make him breakfast and right before he eats his toast I cum over it. Shower together afterward, lather each other up feeling each other's rippling physiques. Kisses.

Reality:
> Corporate peon and pretending I enjoy female attention.

Ideal:
>Wake up at 6 AM
>Go to gym with gym bro since 2nd grade and get a sick fn pump
>Go on nice picnic after a hike in the mountains with qt wife and kids
>Go home and watch any Arnold Schwarzenegger movie and hearing kids saying I look like him.
>Say prayers and go to bed at 10-11 PM for work tomorrow.

Reality:
>Wake up at 12 PM because shitty work schedule.
>Name the Jew on Instagram
>Work at McWenking-fil-a from 3pm-11:30pm
>Have gym bro working with me but cancel gym bc little bitch syndrome.
>Sick midnight pump that no one can mire bc I'm the only one in the gym.
>Browse Jow Forums, play vidya
>tfw no gf kicks in.
>Go to bed at 4 AM.

oh yuck

Ideal:
>wake up 6:30am
>home gym + shower
>wife makes breakfast
>work on 100+ acre homestead while wife home schools kids
>after their studies they come out to help me work
>wife makes dinner
>gather around fire pit outside
>games, stories, conversation
>fall asleep with wife in my arms 10pm

Reality:
>wake up 6:30am
>make lunch
>drive to physical labor job
>lunch at 11am, browse chons
>come home at 4pm
>look at property, youtube vids and practice drawing
>learn microsoft access and sql
>masturbate
>fall asleep 10pm

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pilgrim ass fantasia

>gay
NGMI

Ideal:
>Wake up at 6 AM
>Go to the gym
>Work out for 2 hours
>Run
>Come back home
>Have lunch with wife and kids
>Read
>Play vidya for 2-3 hours
>Read
>Shitpost on Jow Forums
>Work on my mod for Starsector
>Have sex with my wife
>Go to sleep

Reality:
>Wake up at 5 PM
>Wash my face
>Open up computer shitpost while playing vidya
>Eat food
>Shitpost while playing vidya
>Shitpost while playing vidya
>Shitpost while playing vidya
>Eat food
>Work on my mod
>Jack off
>Go to sleep

Unbased and Cumbrainpilled

Ideal:
>wake up at 5:30
>run outside for 30-45min
>return home, meditate, stretch, shower
>lift
>work from home 7-12
>light lunch w/ gf
>work on hobbies
>climb
>swim
>box
>hang out with gf
>maybe get head start on work for tomorrow if I feel like it
>dinner with gf @ 6
>leisure time
>sleep @ 10

Reality:
>wake up at 730
>shitpost until 1145
>walk to gym
>lift
>walk home
>shower
>shitpost
>youtube
>job search
>fap
>dinner
>maybe a snack after (permabulk)
>fap if I haven't already
>shitpost
>sleep @ 930

God I hate myself

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Based, up until 14-20.
18-26 is peak female.
Fucking a 14 year old is disgusting and paedo-pilled

Ideal (given my current situation):
>wake up energized
>get a nice breakfast
>go to my internship, talk to my friends at the place and actually get stuff done
>get home and eat a good lunch with mom and dad
>get some more sleep right afterward
>wake up again, reenergized
>go to the gym, get a real good pump, get mires from the qt i keep seeing there, we talk
>get home
>eat good diner
>go to uni, class isn't boring and i talk with my buddies after it's done
>get home, browse the internet, maybe play some vidya or watch something on Jewflix
>fall asleep and get 8-9hrs of uninterrupted sleep
Reality:
>wake up feeling like shit
>breakfast is some quickly cobbled together bullshit
>go to my internship and get yelled at by random people i don't know, can't actually focus enough to get anything done because of that
>get home stressed out and mom can't eat lunch with us because of her job, lunch is just something she threw together in what little spare time she has
>try to fall asleep afterward, fail because of noise and clarity
>go to the gym, get a good pump (at least this part actually happens) either the girl doesn't show up or she's with a friend and barely notices me
>go home and eat the only meal i can actually say has some effort behind it, given the fact i have more than an hour to make it
>go to uni, classes are boring as shit because the teachers are basically just quoting textbooks without engaging with the students at all, don't get to talk with my friends because they live in different cities and have to leave early
>get home, browse the internet, see some dumb nonsense that pisses me off
>try to fall asleep, only end up getting 6-7 hours, and that's with me waking up in the middle of the night
Fuck this shit

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>while wife home schools kids
Raising retarded autists is your ideal?
Wew lad

>Be me, 27
>go after a girl
>find out that she's 21
>get depressed, thinking I'm a pedo
>meanwhile Cavill is plowing 17-year-olds

I'll start

Ideal:
>Wake up 8am
>Kids gf and kids goodnight
>Get ready for job thanks to college
>Eat breakfast
>Go to work
> Get lunch
>Come home
>spend time with kids and gf
>eat dinner
>Put kids to bed
>Sex with gf
>Cuddle until we both passed out
Repeat

Reality:
>Wake up at 8am
>Shower get ready for school
>Go to school(college).
>Get Starbucks continue back to college
>Go to classes
>Do nothing except school work. I try to socialize but people just ignore me so I just get depressed every time. Plus no gf 21 virgin
>Leave college at 5pm
>Go home eat lunch
>Watch YouTube play vyda
>Working out
>Go home
>Eat left over calories in one last meal
>Go to bed
>Repeat
Maybe my ideal life happen in 5 years :(

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Dog I see all these posts about guys saying they go to College and are still virgins. I totally understand because when I was a freshman and sophomore I was a lonely sad virgin. But I am telling you, getting laid by girls at your college is way easier than you think. Just need to get out and socialize. I'm sure you have atleast one friend you can convince to go to a bar with you. Get a couple drinks in you and just start hitting on girls. You WILL get rejected alot, but just move on to the next one. Eventually you will find a girl that is into you or atleast drunk and insecure enough she doesn't want to go home alone. May take a few weeks but eventually you will get laid. Don't make your standards to high, hit on an ugly bitch even if you don't want to sleep with her, its a big confidence boost. I'm 22, live at home(not on campus) and am in general a giant loser with nothing going for me besides a decent physique, and I can get laid. You can make it bro.

not more disgusting than straight male fantasies here

ngmi due to closet, yes
we all live in our own hells, faggot

> "wife wakes me up with one of her friends sucking my weiner"
> "COOOM in tinder thot's ass"
> straight user can dish it but can't take it

Why wait untill you finish uni. Do it during your last year so your classmates get A's.

I have done all those things, it didn't work.

Reality:
>wake up 5:30 like usual
>look at myself in the mirror and I have miraculously grown the make-or-break bare minimum amount of inches to hit 6'0
>run 10k
>shower
>uni
>lunch with crush who has decided to become my gf that day
>stronklmao 5x5 hitting 2/3/4/5 and still doing pullups and squats
>martial arts practice
>spend night talking with and basking in the presence of crush who has decided to be gf
>fall asleep cuddling
>wake up
>mfw this was the literal dream I had going into Saturday
>mfw I slept until 2 o'clock

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chestbrah really has no self awareness huh?

I wasn't memeing tho, I ment it. I feel like killing myself lately, I need a break from life

not after this bubble pops soon, your looking at 350K at best son

>eats moms home cooked meals
based, just like Terry

are you NEET?
whats up bruddah?

Bro please stop messaging her. You are her emotional tampon. Some dude is fucking this chick while you message her for hours proving emotional support

Ideal:
>wake up at 5:30
>eat cereal for energy
>go cycling for 50 miles(80km in euro)
>return home in time to make real breakfast for my and the gf
>head out with my friends to the beach
>come back after a day at the beach with the bros
>have a nice romantic date with the gf and later have passionate sex
>fall asleep for the recommended 8 hrs

Reality:
>wake up @ 5:30
>tfw no gf for another day
>cycle for 50 miles
>head home to shower and head to uni
>shitpost on Jow Forums in class and not learn anything
>nap for 2 hours between class on a bench at school
>head to a shitty fast food job for 10 hours
>come home tired and jack off before falling asleep for 6 hours

I wish i was a NEET and could spend all day working out and resting and studying, fuck my fast food job but I need it to pay for my expenses

Why would you have to travel far away to figure this out? Go out in nature. Go to a city. The world goes on without you so don't worry so much.

How is that changing your personality?

fuck my classmates

>Kill a hobo
Wtf

Cycle for 50 miles every day?

lucky

Either risk it all and move to where she is or give it up, long distance DOES NOT WORK. anyone who says it's working has either forgiven being cucked or is in a "open relationship". Have some fucking standards man,you're not a dishrag

Ideal:
>wake up early
>take my chad-like self to the gym for a workout
>go to work
>hang out with my bros
>flirt with some qt's
>fuck any girl I feel like
>bring a few back home to my alaskan king size bed for a full night of sleep

Reality:
>wake up at 10-11
>be dyel
>workout in my dank basement home gym
>go to work
>get home around 10
>internet/vidya for a couple hours while listening to my depressed and angry gf complain about life
>jerk off in the bathroom
>go to sleep

Someday

Ideal:
>wake up early
>go to gym
>go home, shower, eat healthy breakfast
>go to work, have productive morning
>come back from work for lunch, eat healthy meal w/ wife and children
>go back to work for second half of day, get shit done
>go home for day
>cook awesome meal, clean a bit, hang out w/ kids and wife
>give kids bath, take shower, read a book or endulge in a hobby
>go to sleep at a reasonable time
>repeat

Reality
>barely conscious through first 3 alarms
>wake up 15 minutes before work
>rush to work without breakfast with an energy drink in hand
>barely functional first half of day, somehow make it through
>fuck, I'm not where I want to be. Better grab shitty fast food so I can work through lunch
>work through lunch and into afternoon
>go to gym after work. Kill it at the gym
>get home just after kid's nap time because going to gym cuts into my afternoon.
>no time for cook a good dinner. Make something cheap and fast for everyone
>get kid into tub, read them a book, send em off to bed
>take my own shower, fuck around on the internet for an hour watching the world burn
>go to sleep way too late because my need for some "me time" overrides a healthy sleep cycle
>repeat, ad nauseam

Yea, I may be a little depressed.

Ideal:
>Travel the world with the love of my life going on a myriad of adventures

Reality:
>wake up at noon and play pokemon go all day
>Jow Forums & youtube
>finally pass out around 4am after overthinking life and ruminating on past mistakes
>repeat

Could you imagine trying to ride the coattails of your dead brother? Not to mention the amount of plastic surgery he has gotten on his face. What a tool.

Chestbrah killed zyzz confirmed

I'll take my cushy office job over toil and manual labor any day of the week.

I'll take walmart pickup over hours and hours of harvesting and food prep from raw materials any day of the week.

Makes you impotent no joke.

Eh. I don't see a problem if she's with someone at the moment for as long as I don't know about it. If she tells me a definitive no- then sure, I'll move on. If the conversations turn to her problems and focus on that, same.
But for now we just discuss random shit, like movies and books and she's never mentioned anyone else in her life, so I'm good.
I'm not gonna move, at least not anytime soon, but I'll go visit. If that works- cool. If it doesn't- at least I'll be free.

Based