Dude just NEVER masturbated and NEVER look at porn for the REST of your life.
Dude just NEVER masturbated and NEVER look at porn for the REST of your life
Jackson Stewart
Levi Wilson
>Haha you like talking about women when lifting what a cuck haha
>Watch this I'm gonna say he COOMED haha yikes
>Wait haha it's ok if we look at James Charles' ass haha I kinda like it
>Yikes you just COOMED lol we did it r/Jow Forums
Lincoln Roberts
The absolute state of porn addicts
Cooper Rodriguez
I find this new "meme" weird. I remember seeing it a while back and people were like "oh lol look at me im an le epic SCHIZIO!! XD so unique" and was talking about how much he loves sissy/trap hipno porn . This was on Jow Forums mind you. And now its come back in the form of an anti-porn meme? That's OK because porn is cancer but I don't see why masturbation is so hated against
Luke Miller
Ethan Murphy
>i need an entire anonymous community to give motivation to better my life and the best we can do is decide to not spend hours everyday jerking off to increasingly crazy porn
Jackson Mitchell
Dude just NEVER mastrubate to pixels on a glowing screen
Christian Lee
Since Jow Forums is filled with porn addicts, having an insult directed at them will trigger them because it calls out on their addiction
In other words, it guarantees (You)s
Angel Rodriguez
>and NEVER look at porn for the REST of your life.
Yeah, porn is fucking shit and gives you post-nut depression. It’s not a huge challenge to avoid it once you realize how poisonous it is to your mind. Feel free to jerk off once in a while, just avoid fapping multiple times a day.
Jacob Johnson
The bottom line is that you don't have to post some degenerate shit image with something pure like self improvement
Joshua Mitchell
>one dude starts spamming every thread with COOOMIES, CUMBRAIN, OOH IM CUUMINN
>just spams every female picture in the board for a week straight
>mods start deleting every female pic now
Its amazing what one NEET mentally retarded autist can accomplish by himself when he puts his mind to it, meanwhile twink shit is still up and being posted for a week straight
Makes you think
Carter Long
coomposter is a seething tranny
Samuel Sanchez
there a bit of pre-C00m in my hand now
Luis King
check those master merlin digits
Joseph Jenkins
>vocaroo.com
What the fuck is this?
Juden Peterstein is the original Coomer?
No fucking way L M A O
Evan Thomas
Jow Forums is a manly board.
Benjamin Baker
What is this even from?
Henry Davis
Posting lewd images destroys this and other boards. If you want to jerk off and tell others about it, there are other boards to do that.
Ian Adams
"High test"/"Gym Waifu" threads were always just covert tranny goalbody threads, and you know it. Dilate.
Easton Cooper
I can't even imagine what kind of loser cumbrain would get upset by the coomer meme. I still jerk off and look at porn, just instead of once a day it's now once every 1 to 4 weeks. I actually enjoy it now, have hours more freetime per week that used to be wasted on edging and browsing for the best nut (about an hour or two per day), and enjoy some free extra test at least during the first week.
Brayden Lewis
Stop listening to prude Protestants larping as fitness experts.
Nathan Young
>Dude just NEVER masturbated and NEVER look at porn for the REST of your life.
Literally me, 24 years in now. No idea what cumming is like. I'm going to find a proper wife eventually, darn it. I refuse to give up what I am, even if it means becoming a lich of unimaginable power in the process.
Zachary Gray
>watches anime
>has never jerked off
I'm finding this very difficult to believe.
Lincoln Cruz
all of you fuckers are welcome.
t. the original coomer
Samuel Jones
Tell me about it, Spolr9kfit is a fucking monastery now.
Aaron Cook
I was raised in a strict Christian household. Not religious in that way anymore, but a lot of their behavior still stayed with me. Spilling your seed is wrong, user. It's not just Christfags, dozens of cultures throughout history have talked about how impure that act is, and I don't think I need to tell you about all of the scientific evidence for nofap that gets posted around here.
Asher Rodriguez
I like that it's both a shout out to Sam Hyde's super underrated Moms skit:
youtube.com
All while showing the over exaggerated endpoint of porn addiction, someone that is a literal deformed slave to their desires. This song also sums it up pretty well:
youtube.com
Evan Allen
i'm sorry to tell you it's an ai notjordanpeterson.com
but on the brightside, you can make him say anything >:)
Charles Foster
kys faggot
Jacob Garcia
Your a genius man, your going to accomplish great things in life, the world is your oyster. Not kidding btw.
Grayson Clark
is not beating your meat really such an impossible task for you nerds?
Gabriel Murphy
>when jannies clean up self-improvement threads and let these schizos take over
James Evans
And what's the benefit? Absolutely nothing. Give your life a meaning and you won't feel the need for pointless challenges.
Evan White
>scientific evidence
>source: "dude trust me" via anime image board
i'd ask you to explain but i think i get the picture
William Gutierrez
Based. Finishing the job that the braposters were unable to finish.
Henry Young
what exactly is wrong with pictures of hot chicks?
there is a psyop going on trying to shame men out of liking hot chicks, its completely ass fucking backwards
Asher Campbell
Twink shit only arouses homos, the rest if us don't care. Slutty girls are immensely distracting, this isn't /s/.
Josiah Jenkins
Forsake these women o my brother, women do not feel urges like we do, when they act like they do it's merely to deceive you
do not be deceived o my brother, I beseech you.
Brody Harris
Anthony Phillips
Liam Russell
>countless studies proving an increase in testosterone levels across the board as a result of nofap is simply "dude trust me"
It's okay, I wouldn't need to explain anything to you anyways. You've got it all figured out.