His dick can't fit through a toilet roll

>his dick can't fit through a toilet roll

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but i bet yours could

larper btfo good one

Fat cock here
>girlfriend cant fit the tip of my dick in her mouth, no-one can, it physically impossible to get a proper blowjob. I will never experience this, not because I'm an incel but because I'm cursed with a big fat cock
>she has a small tear on her vagoo that opens up when we have rough sex.
>have to be mindful of most positions because I hit her cervix and it's painful for her.
>anal sex out of the question, ever.
Yeah wow what a net positive this is. I even question it's validity in porn, Danny D (my dick looks like that) fucks these women and they don't even make a token effort to pretend to enjoy it. He cannot put his dick inside a woman properly, he cannot get a blowjob on screen. He's a fucking circus monkey, a spectacle, an abstract art-form - and so am I.

>girlfriend
>r9k
pick one

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That seems too big...

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I've been around since long before the frog-posting incels decided this was their home.

Sure, you were friend. :^)

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Here comes the "my dick got stuck in a toilet roll" threads

What size roll?

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how the FUCK can anyones dick fit in a toilet paper roll? its tiny as fuck

femjak posters should be genocided immediately

Tell me about sitting on the toilet. How does that work with a huge dick? I find it narrowly gross even with my 4.5"

American size

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>he fucks toilet rolls

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Not him
Toilets outside of the US don't have water that high.
Like even almost hard I can't get close to the water and I'm pretty big

I hope your dicks fucking falls off

>t. 5x4

I'm so confused by this comment... my concern when i sit on the toilet is not that I'm going to touch the water but touching the insider of the seat. if you're hard your dick moves up anyways, making is less likely to touch the water regardless of water level

I'm not even that guy but wtf are you retarded?

Big dicks aren't always showers. I'm also well endowed, but when I'm flaccid it's like 3-4"~, though, I can't speak for those who are showers.

niggas be like "my peepee big" expecting fembots to start drooling