Hey anons I have this typewriter that rarely receives use. If you want you can post something and I'll type it out and post a picture of it. Can't be too long though because typing on this thing is tedious
Hey anons I have this typewriter that rarely receives use...
try to explain your current emotions in 2 sentences please
Poe's Poems Pwn Posers
Jews did 9/11
Originaly
Help. I've been trapped in here for so long.
feel free to include weird typos and shit to make it more spoopy
First one done. Sorry I'm slow
Can you type out the copy pasta on /b/ ylyl threads that starts with "actual funny story inbound", and post it on one of those threads?
Is there context for this?
EXT. APARTMENT. DAY.
A man is getting his head slammed against the brick wall.
Can you do the following:
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
There's actually no 1 key, you're just supposed to use a captial I so they could save on keyspace
"After multiple tries, I can't even write a decent suicide note. I'm a failure and I want to die. Goodbye."
I included a few common typing mistakes I made when first using this thing
ooooo thats good one
Another thing I'm curious to know the context for
Do it! Just don't be cringey about it my nigger
Sorry user I can't find that if you find it and post it itt I'll see about typing it out
I'm a shitty amateur screenwriter, and I wanted to see how that would look on an old typewriter. I dunno, I just thought it'd be a really bizarre and engaging image to start a script on.
Dear L. if ur reading this, we're out of milk. Go get some.
Love, S.
i hope for
a Nuclear winter
it would be nice
This looks totally deep when typed on a typewriter, because you can imagine someone in earlier times sitting down alone at a desk with a tumbler of whiskey and an ashtray full of cigarette butts. I like it.
I have one of these things laying around as well. Where do you get ink or whatever for them? Is there anything you can use as a substitute?
feelings used to mean something back in the day
Dear Angel,
go fuck urself
Please excuse the typos I made my friend. This one was kind of ling and I only typed it out because I really liked it
Probably gonna have to burn this one so a relative doesn't find it and put me into an institution
Holy FUCK op DELIVERS
Thanks user, I tried to make it look stressed
picture related
Well, did you like it? Was it what you wanted?
Reads like one of those "write a letter to someone who will never read it" thread posts
Is this a fallout NV reference?
No
it is not
thank you user
Kinda does, first thing i was able to come up with
Ha ha ha! You caught on to my plan. Thanks for typing it up, though.
Here's the part where I put something into this textbox
Whenever my ink ribbon runs low, I just soak it in black india ink.
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Yup. You're welcome
Was it a haiku then? also, you're welcome.
Well I hope you don't run out of milk any time soon user.
Yeah, it's going under the grill lighter fampai.
You should know I'm saving every one of these OP
SPRUNT EM RIGHT IN THE CUNT
I really, really, really wish all the Jews were burnt to ash.
I don't mind
Alright it seems interest in this has wound down and I have other things to do so these are the last two I'll do.
it wasn't a haiku
i also want
to thank you for
writing it, user
Caps lock typing has a lot more emphasis, the slamming of the keys is almost deafening once you get typing fast
every animal hunts, my race hunts, the race of mint men, we hunt and we hunt, we hunt down the children that we will brutally fucking rape to death and make them never walk again, we HUNT
Now I really have to get rid of this paper
Lol. Nice. Good job
Sorry guys that's all for now. I have some other stuff to do today
Thanks for ur time user, have a nice rest of the day!
Zanxar, you are fat and bald. Hello? Can you hear me?
Thank you user, was fun!
You could... burn it to ash?
Based thread, finally something good in this board.
thanks, it came out well
now to write something from it