What's all this COOM shit?

excuse me, im 30

weirdly enough jannies have actually removed gym thot pics from some threads today. did coomposting actually work?
btw IM COOOOOOOOOOMMMIIIIIIIINNNNG

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first time I heard COOM was from the Good Boys movie a few weeks ago.

>just fucking cooms
kek

timecode 4:13 dipshit
youtube.com/watch?v=cS0jTbzd8Q8

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AAAAAAAAAAA your piccie just made me COOOOOM
*splut*

i'm gonna FFOOOOKING COOOOM

Some kid kept getting banned for spamming high test threads and then he started spamming low quality thot threads and coomer posting is mocking them

I unironically find these cumbrain posts funny, but its going stale, as with all things

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I'm in my fifties you fag

*splut*

I don't like it, either.

Real shit though what's the model's name? Shes fine as fuark

oh, is THAT why you're doing it you greasy fucker?

Spenser Bisson

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im in my 70's you fag

You're a real one anD NOW I'M COOOOOOOOOOMINGGGG

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Go on tv, they have this funny braddu pittu meme.

>implying that a coomer actually would yell that he's COOMING
am I just not alpha enough?

...

Basically updated version of this meme

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I'm fucking dead you fag

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Yes fellow Chad, i too enjoy the board being filled with nothing but vapid obnoxious thots

youtube.com/watch?v=cS0jTbzd8Q8&t=5m44s

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coom posting is a bunch of retard(s) attempting to make fun of sexual content posted on this board, what they don't realize is that their bait is shit, and only bumps threads with more sexual content, having the complete opposite intended effect, gonna go post more suggestive pictures lol

You still don't get it. Imagine a namefag being retarded.

The point is not to act retarded. The point is to parody thotposter's line of thinking. Posting that image over and over and over again doesn't make you correct.

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this is probably what greets you when you first enter hell

it's not just hIIIIIIM FUUUUUUUUCK COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMIIIIIIINGGGGGG

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This is the one.

*splut splut*

Another shitty forced wojak variation

No. Jannies actually end up doing shit for once.

I'm literally Hitler, you fucking nigger.

im the one on the left you dickhead

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>if thotposters get to the top catalog, we win!

every action has a reaction, coomposting is a reaction to thotposting

>tumblr

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It's meme posted by heros trying to purge Jow Forums of incels

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Jannies literally end up deleting the thotpics, bud.

Jannies are doing a good job. So are coomposters. We can make fit great again.

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The 'coom' meme is actually from this MDE clip I think

youtube.com/watch?v=cS0jTbzd8Q8

It's from this actually. Which itself is a parody of the doomer memes.

this is unironically the meme that's saving Jow Forums

keep it up coomposter brigade, godspeed

prease no more mr pitt

the coom meme actually has helped me keeping away from porn

youtu.be/jgr1I7CdMeY

I'm literally kept animated by the gym necromancer you fag

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I’m literally 18 which is adhering to 4channel’s rules you fag

NO NOT AGAIN oh no NOOOOOOOO THE COOOOM AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

AHHHHHHHHH unstoppable COOOOOOMMMMMIIINNNNGGG

im literally ayyyyyyyylmaoooo you fag

I'm 49, there is no way the main demographic is 16.

Coomposting has finally severed the power of thotposting and whiteknighting by cutting it at the root. The most effective one word destruction of arguments since "cuck".

brilliant

It could be Jow Forums in general. Everyone knows that Jow Forums is an oddity here. Most people have found this place from "normalfag" parts of the internet and few people from other boards come here and stay very often and us "normalfags" see the rest of this site as sad, angry and borderline pathetic.

>t.

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FINALLY THE FUCKING JANNIES ARE DOING SOMETHING GOOD FOR ONCE! Btw I’m cooming

HOLY SHIT IM COOMING! IM SLAPPING AND SPITING ON MY BALLS THIS IS HOT HOT FUUUUUCK IM GONNA FUCKING COOM!!!!!! IM USING SHIT FOR LUBE HOLY SHIT IM WANKING MY WILLY!!!!!!!

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a decade off bucko
just guess how old I am I dare you, actually I double dare you

A ploy by the gays to shame straight people.

A new generation of deranged schizos trying to shit up the place.

MUH DICK IS COOMING ALL OVER THE PLACE AAAAAAAA

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>Stop with this coom shit
>its Sunday morning cartoon shit

look at all the reddit replies
what a shit board

its one of the funnies things on Jow Forums recently and it works pretty well against retards who post porn and try to shill

please come back

It made me relapse for a week because I wanted to coom ironically

She looks like a feminist

i love the coomer meme and use it myself even though im the kinda guy its making fun of

Why wasn't Charls in this sketch?

literally a reddit comment chain of faggots

same. I had to coom today because I saw hot girls while outside.

What are these horrible retarded things

Was fucking this Guatemalan bitch, she would always announce "I'm gonna cooooom". These shit memes reminded me of it.

Like yellow threads on /b/, it's just a meme to mock retarded OPs for posting porn/lewd (cropped or not)

Is the purpose of COOM to get people to stop posting instathots by saying/doing something uncomfortable? Based if true

This guys skin looks like sausage casing

I think it's both to stop thotposters and to stop people from masturbating.

pretty much yeah

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And also for jannies to do their jobs.

>I'm Sat around the house wishing my gf would leave so I can jerk off to some prime gianna michaels.
>cba to have sex because it's too much work for too little pleasure
How far gone am I anons?
Can I ever recover or am I a cumbraim for life?

Homosexuality and masturbation are coping mechanisms that mammals use to deal with extreme stress and trauma
>Masturbation and homosexuality absent in primitive hunter gatherer tribes
theatlantic.com/health/archive/2012/12/where-masturbation-and-homosexuality-do-not-exist/265849/

Humans form selective relationships. In a so called "natural" for lack of better term, state, akin to the humans of the paleolithic, the default sexual state is monogamy, with an addictional polygamy without commitment only towards members of enemy tribes (aka slavery and rape).
During the neolithic revolution only 1 man every 17 women reproduced, but during the paleolithic the ratio was nearly 1/1.
The neolithic revolution was characterized by
>overpopulation
>huge scale wars
>scarcity of resources
This lead to the development of overcrowded villages, akin to modern day favelas subjected to strict tyrannical rule of warlords who controlled the means of (food) production, causing mental problems and degenerative coping behaviour such as homosexuality and masturbation.
Wolves exhibit the alpha/beta hierarchy only in captivity, in nature the leader of the pack is the oldest member of the family (with males being more important in the hierarchy than females)...

you anprims are ridiculous

I'm 200 years old
Give me the death I seek

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name?

Coomie Coomieson

AAAAAAAAH THE COOOOOOOOOOOOOOM