>coworker does this
What do Jow Forums?
Coworker does this
grab honkers
give squeeze
Pick the one with sprinkles and eat it. Guess the cals and eat a little less carbs that day.
HOONK HOONK WELL LOOK AT THOSE MASSIVE UDDERS, I MUST DAY EXCUSE ME WHILE I AAAA AOOOOH FU FU FUUUUUUCCCK OOOOHHH IM COOOOOOOMING AAAAAAAAAAAAAA MOMMY PLEASE SPRAY ME WITH YOU COW MILK
Politely decline.
No thanks I'm on a diet ;^)
>Replies 7
>Posters 8
woah that's a lot of COOMposters
OH FUCK IM GONNA DO IT IM GONNA COOOOOOOOOM IM FACKING COOOOOMING
HNNNNNGH WATCH OUT IM GONNA COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME!!!!!
Swipe the box away, grab the back of her head, pull it towards me and shove my face on her soft, soft titties
Accidentally grab her tit.
Based and COOMpilled
and you know whats the best part?
JANNIES STARTED DOING THEIR JOBS
>AAH WAIT A MINUTE AA AAHA AAAH AAH I'M GONNA FUCKING COOM
put 6 donuts in my dick and share them with her
Get incredibly anxious, grab a donut, and mumble out a "Thanks". After work I do bench presses while contemplating guillotining myself.
I do what god made me to do, pic related
coom all over her tits
this, there's a woman at my work that makes cupcakes every week and she has no problem with me declining a useless 300 calories
milk truk has arrived
AWOOGA AWOOGA
HONK HONK
COOOOOOMING
Tell her no thanks
>basedjak instead of COOMjak
just a minor glitch in our current wojak society. It isn't a negative point we only have wojaks now, but a blessing that we have wojaks for any situation.
Is coomposting the new meme? What the fuck is wrong with you.
It failed on /v/ but became successful on Jow Forums.
newest forced meme. they're trying harder than they did with the pathetic toilet attempt a while back, although it feels like this comes from newfags who weren't even here a couple months ago when that was happening
COOM ONE TWO THREE HOP COOM ONE TWO THREE HOP AAAAHH OOOOHH FUUUUUCK