Fembots, how often do you masturbate? Curious because many femanons say they're asexual or don't masturbate...

fembots are either asexual/nearly asexual or nymphomaniacs, there is no in between. Category 1 falls into category 2 when meeting the right guy.

after i tried cuddling with her she said "every time i see you all you want is sex", and shes told me "theres more ways to express love than just having sex". but the sex is pretty boring because she has absolutely no fantasies that im aware of and never contributes during sex. so..no.

Suppose that's the downside to a pure quirky Jow Forums gf

I don't think that's a guarantee, some girls just aren't wired to enjioy it

shes far from pure, shes basically retarded.

>shes far from pure

So she fucked six black guys at once in high school but won't suck your dick?

You forgot about the trannies.

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not quite but basically yes lolol

i love this compliment. have a good day, user.

Jesus man, get some standards

You have my blessing to cheat on her

They fall into the latter category, having the libido of their biological sex

how about no im NOT going to have a good day. the fuck are you gonna do about it?

>They fall into the latter category, having the libido of their biological sex
Most actually have very low libido because hormone therapy fucks up their libido.
t. dated one that almost never wanted to fuck

FtM's though are horny as fuck 24/7.

thank you user. Im most certainly going to cheat on her lol but im always hoping she gets her shit together.

you're gonna have a nice fuckin day when I tell you to

FUCK your vagina and FUCK having a good day

Sauce on the three fingers one pls

(The doujin, not the stock image)

ouch, i thought you liked it. have an extra very HAPPY day then, you fucking gem

dont call me a fucking gem you fucking 1 finger vagina princess bitch

Who the hell cares about those or thinks them female?

princess? aww that's cute, never change gem user

by crossing my legs and squeeze them.

be my gf and ill pathetically insult you more pls

3x a day, every day.

o-ok i'm your gf, what do you want to do now?

go make me scrambled eggs naked

Everyone who responds to "fembot" and "femcel" threads apparently.

in my household you'll only eat ramen noodles with ketchup, my dear user.

Get a fucking room

My femanon friends mostly claim to have pretty low sex drives, though that's due at least partly to them all being fucking depressed

i am totally never marrying you

>tfw fembot
>even robots won't marry you

I'll marry you if I can put hot sauce on them instead

When im bored or sad. I dont really get horny. Idk if im asexual tho... id have sex but more for the sensuality. It would be like hugs and stuff but more intense.

noodles, hot sauce, a drop of ketchup, done. when's the wedding?

take that ketchup and shove it up your vagina oh wait you cant your vagina SUCKS

I've never masturbated before so I fit into that group. I still like having sex with my boyfriend but almost prefer tending to him rather than myself if that makes sense

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STOP BULLYING MY WIFE

SHE CAN'T HELP IF HER VAGINA INHALES LIKE A HOOVER

your wifes a ho and she fucked your neighbors gerbil

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Guessing you've never had an orgasm?

i'll take it and shove it very carefully up your ass, leave my vagoo ALONE.

you're just going to have to fix her vag with your big willy user

Multiple times a day, but sometimes I have long dry spells where I'll not touch myself for weeks.

How am I supposed to compete with that, I would too if I could

Y-yeah, 22 cubic inches of virginal fury

bitch your vagina is so tight it can choke an ant

I masturbate anywhere between several times a week to once a week, depending on how busy I am and how horny I am that week (e.g. if I haven't got much going on and I'm on my period, it's masturbation central). But I don't hugely get off from penetration, I just prefer to rub my clit against my hot water bottle like I have a dick and it's my bitch, while I browse femdom porn.

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haha she thinks she can be a dom, how cute.

Aahhh das hot.. das hot.

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I have, they're nice but almost too intense. I blame myself for never experimenting on myself, since otherwise it would likely feel more natural

Too bad some people know that actual females DO post here.
Not that there is ever anything -cel or -bot about then, and they have bf while chatting you up, enjoy your heartbreak

WHERE do i get a high sex drive gf bros

i fap like 2-3 times per day and i've never found any woman that wants to have sex daily much less more than once a day

do fembots like this even exist???

i'm not sure how you came up with that, but either way i envy your imagination
although i'm not sure you're the real one, thanks for both defending me and making it worse at the same time desu

They're rare and usually have something wrong with them, usually abused/neglected

do you have vaginismus?

Only when she sees white bois

i doubt it desu. it seems to be mostly psychological and i'm always pretty relaxed, no sexual assaults/etc.

have hope one day you might be able to fist punch your vagina with ease

i appreciate the encouragament, maybe one day i will.

you just need a big dick user to force himself inside you until you get used to it

This, just make sure he's putting it in the sex hole and not the pee hole

sounds a bit horrifying but thanks nonetheless

Currently maybe 2-3 times a month maybe? I don't have alot of privacy and opportunity to do it, but I don't have a very high sex drive either

you'll learn to love it

im a vagina doctor i can fix your vagina but u have to be my gf

3/4 times a week on average. More if I'm particularly desperate.

Once or twice a day mostly, but it varies with my mood and cycle.

shush, i'm married already

As a guy this thread makes me feel less insecure about how much I fuckin masturbate, thanks op

>Currently maybe 2-3 times a month maybe
when do you get the most horny, when youre ovulating?

I have never noticed a difference depending on where I am in my cycle.

>I blame myself for never experimenting on myself
That's a shame. I started doing self-exploration at age 11, and I never looked back. For me, the big turning point was discovering vibrators (at age 19), and how to use one to get just the right intensity. It's definitely worth experimenting with.

>nice but almost too intense
I know what you mean, but you can solve that by getting good at technique.

Really? I fap once or twice a day and only a couple femanons ITT say they do it that often

Last year I talked to a girl who claimed to spend like eight hours a day masturbating until she got a bf, but he couldn't keep up with her sex drive and ended up cutting contact because she was so unstable

Seriously? I can basically track my cycle by how horny I get.

>I just prefer to rub my clit against my hot water bottle like I have a dick
Humping and thrusting is god-tier. No wonder guys love to fuck so much.

Pillow humping is the most patrician way to get off.

Sounds a bit annoying to randomly get really horny. I basically only get horny when I make a choice to look at porn

Not gonna lie but when I say that it makes me feel less insecure it really does even for a small amount. Like I do it almost everyday and sometimes when I have nothing to do it can goes up to 5 times in a day and I hated doing it you know. I tried to refrain myself but the longest time I can even hold was like a week and that's it. Its not like I'm falling for the nofap meme or whatsoever, I just feel like I had enough of masturbating sometimes.

It can definitely be a bit frustrating, won't lie. But it's not like I immediately need to handle it or anything. I never really look at porn, most I'll do is read some smut.

I think that's pretty much normal, figured it varies for most people between few times a week and few times a day. As long as its not keeping you from anything important, I think it's alright.

Why would you cheat? Just break up with her you fucking retard and move on with your life.

>horny ovulating femanons

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I just want to try to reduce the amount of the masturbating, any ideas or tips? Also reason for why I wanna do this is because I don't want my (future) gf to see me as a person who's always horny and shit like I don't if I should say that I am horny but I felt like the reason of why I masturbate is because I'm addicted to it or because I have literally nothing to do throughout my daily life routine.

Well if it's not about being super horny and just boredom, I guess do something else besides diddling yourself?

Well me neither kinda, because when I say porn I mean manga mostly. I find it hard to find good live action porn that I would wanna watch, it can be a bit gross really

what kind of porn do girls actually want? do you want like female pov porn?

Yeah seriously you'd think by now there'd be a lot of decent porn but pretty much all professional porn is awful. I like some of the solo stuff from hegre-art but that's the only thing I can think of.

When girls are horny, they will (in order of most to least commonly):

-Wait for it to go away
-Fuck their bf/husband/hookup
-Masturbate to an imagined fantasy
-Masturbate to solo guys or girls
-Masturbate to erotic literature
-Masturbate to BDSM shit
-Masturbate to hentai
-Masturbate to normal 3D porn

>I find it hard to find good live action porn that I would wanna watch, it can be a bit gross really

I always thought that porn is for the biggest part about what you see for males. And mostly about what you do NOT see, but what you will imagine for females.
You agree?

Apparently lesbian porn

the days that i ovulate i get horny, i masturbate twice in a month

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I don't really want loud moaning girls in my porn, so that kinda ruins straight porn for me atleast. I like watching men because I'm straight, so therefor I'm drawn to gay porn. Which is the same reason men like lesbian porn I assume? And manga because real sex can be so messy and look gross

Yeah, definitely true for me atleast. I think I like having sex in the dark for that very reason

A while ago I learned of this site and thought it might be directed at women, but it's actually made by a gay porn studio and pretty clearly aimed at gay men with a straight guy fetish

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I only go out on weekends or sometimes once every two weeks. I spend most of my day by sleeping and watching TV. That wasn't enough for me to keep myself distracted I guess?