/britfeel/

brave the elements user

>How old is it still socially acceptable to have an 18 year old gf?
depends how rich/famous you are

Up to 50, after that it gets a bit weird.

do you lads think that in our life time the last ever cigarette will be smoked? in 1st world countries at least, i mean will everyone have either packed in, moved to e-cigs or other nicotine stuff like gum and whatever

aint on there mate

>He drinks socially and not to numb the pain of existence
Normie cunt!

youtube.com/watch?v=r1dquH_KOQc
getcha groove on

Darth Bane trilogy but you can get it free on youtube, great audio book tho

Poley don't fucking let us down with this Plan B shit or else

rule of 7.
Half the elders age plus 7
you can go with 19 at the lowest

In our lifetime? No. Cigarettes, even if made illegal, will continue to be smoked for centuries if not thousands of years.

About to wake and bake and it concerns me too, going to have to put something under the door the sit in bedd all comfy womfy while I smoke

ohhh yeah
youtube.com/watch?v=QXMUY4deXs0

24 is at the upper end of what's acceptable imo
fun fact: pic related is going out with a 24 year old canadian bloke, just thought i'd spill the beans if there's any weirdos out there who are still obsessed with her

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Upper limit for an 18 yo gf with that rule is 22. But the rule is nonsense.

Nah no way. Some people will always give it a try, even if it's just to be edgy or to be "retro" or something stupid like that.

I could see things getting to the point where you can't buy them in any normal shop though.

I dont drink at all you silly drunkard

>loses wife and children to Thanos wiping out half of everyone
>sees that things are too unfair the way they are
>decides to enact justice by killing cartel members, yakuza, mafia and any other criminals he can get his hands on
>avengers agree that they MUST stop him
wwwwhy exactly?

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There is no plan B. If he had a plan he'd talk about it like he always does.

People with autism are almost incapable of having secrets. They are, however, very capable of talking utter shit.

Lol you boring cunt

>Caring about whats socially acceptable in 2019
I would anally gape a 16 year old

*turns the thread lights on and off really fast*
youtube.com/watch?v=h7UCUHCNcXc

Drinking is one of the most boring and normie drugs out there mate, have fun being depressed.

Plan B is the new "who shot J.R."; "who shot Mr. Burns"; "who killed Laura Palmer"

genuinely can't wait for the endgame memes

*has a seizure in the thread*

Off to hot box in my car. Hope I don't see the devil again lads. x

I just lost my virginity. She was beautiful and really nice. So why do I feel like shit?

What sort of income would you call reasonable to start a single-income family on? I will be 30 later this year, own a house (inherited) and make 38k.

I think I should start looking for a wife properly.

>Falling for gimmick which makes you interested in his affairs
You Jow Forums fags really are mongs

because you know youre not longer one of us, your a normie now

>becomes a ninja for no reason
>no longer uses his bow but instead THROWS arrows with so much force they can pierce metal

>There is no plan B
I don't believe this. Poleaboo would never let the fans down.
The only thing worse than no Plan B would be a very underwhelming Plan B i.e. something he's done tons of times before

30k is more than enough. You can do it comfortably (depending on lifestyle and location) on around 22k.

You're the thickest cunt ITT so far. Try and work out why - in your own mind, that is, don't bother shitting up the thread with your idiocy.

sounds like my dream future self when I was twelve

*grabs poley and shoves em next to the light switch*

People do it on bennies lad. You're more than ok.

Takes me back to wanking to music videos when I was a younger lad.
Can vividly picture the girls dancing in the middle of the skatepark in this video.

Have fun with your weed/coke/mdma induced schizophrenia

>letting a concept as primitive as time stand in the way in love

heh, lesser beings.

>he doesn't know the Plan B meme is anti-Poley
sad!!

Because you're a little sissy boy

>This ain't the end of me, all the things I could be
>This is the end of you after all we've been through

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That's the thing though, I don't want to be at risk of dipping into benniedom of any sort. Would be nice to have two-three children too.

>Hello I am looking for a wife

Pure autism.

Absolutely fuck all apparently. Woman on my old council estate has 7 kids and smokes weed and crack cocaine all day

Watching 2001: a space odyssey. what the fuck is happening?

Do you love her?
My wife and I have only had sex with each other so I can't say for certain, but from what I've read and heard from people I know, sex without some kind of intimate connection is very superficial and ultimately meaningless.
Makes sense though when you think about it. Especially since having sex with multiple people you don't love tends to decrease your chances of maintaining a relationship long term.
Maybe you're realising that you cannot give your first time to the person you want to spend the rest of your life with.

I'm thick
But
>moni my paki queen pls tell us your grand plan so I can epically rekt you or massage your delusions for the lulz.
Isnt
Get a better hobby than following a paki sissys exploits

erm?, are they going into space?

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>what the fuck is happening?
timey wimey wibbly woo

>inherited house

Look at that face. You'll never get a wife shippy.

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Brainlet, where are you up to?

Starting families and having children is the main purpose of male-female relationships.

Frankly it's mental that many people consider 'dating' as its own thing rather than a prelude to a potential marriage. It's utter degeneracy.

>not wibbly dibbly
state

The monlith at the beginning was left by an advanced alien civilisation to speed up human evolution

As if brainlet Shippy makes 38k.

Me and the cia niggers are best frens, can you say the same with the pink elephant, I think not.
*glows in the dark with posse*

what's your dating history?

You really have no idea how autistic this sounds, do you?

>tfw girls will soon want to see your shagging CV with dating history on it before they reject you

bad times lads

True. That said how many britfeel lads have inherited a house like shippy. It IS shippy, but he's lying about his salary amongst other things.

Just finished. He was in a light room experiencing watching himself in numerous stages of life. Then the black monolith appeared and he transformed into a space baby.
Im confused

To be fair he really does look like video game dunkey. Dunkey has more hair though.

It's sad how Poley's wilful betrayal led to Shippy's recent photo being out there but that's not for me to worry about

Good thing I have a spread sheet to keep track of it all.

What song would you want played at your funeral if you died?
For me : youtu.be/YBcdt6DsLQA

He is the next stage of evolution. He was 'reborn' (renaissance - the style of the room - means rebirth) by the monolith (which each time it was encountered pushed civilisation further along).

Shippy is unlikely to ever have a happy marriage. His lifestyle just isn't compatible with any woman.

He'd be better off finding another guy who posts on Jow Forums and they can post together.

I have a 320,000 280,000 house I inherited

First post this week. I see shippy is still getting bullied

Him and Amer will be married by this time next year the way things are going.

Not him but that's not autistic at all, it's quite literally true. Procreation is the main biological goal for a species. Families are the social expression of the best way to pair off for procreation and maintain societal stability.

How about this, I won't judge you and you don't judge you.

>Shippy is unlikely to ever have a happy marriage. His lifestyle just isn't compatible with any woman.

The only scenario where a woman would latch onto shippy is where she wants to steal his inherited house.

>He'd be better off finding another guy who posts on Jow Forums and they can post together.

He's heading down that route to be fair.

Fuck all these cunts inheriting houses. My parents haven't left me shit.

>Not him but that's not autistic at all, it's quite literally true

Focusing on the literal truth is very autistic.

I think the majority of posters here are middle class and likely to inherit some property when their parents croak.

STOP TALKING ABOUT MY PARENTS DYING YOU MONGS I CANT LOOK AFTER MYSELF REEEEEEEEEEEE

But in this case it is true. Starting families is the main purpose of male-female relationships. If you believe it not to be then what are your reasons for holding that opinion?

youtu.be/gfNvBr_GvEs
Bloody hell.. What's the fug bros.

I get nothing too user. Sucks, I have to start working for a living, eventually.

>Pitter patter of rain on me window

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Gonna go get a big old fry up for breakfast tomorrow from sainsburys lads :)
Would normally be asleep right now but it's like how christmas was as a kid - I can't sleep at all lol

>But in this case it is true

I think you've missed my point. I'm not saying it isn't true, I'm saying that it's autistic to see any kind of human relationship as a biological means to an ends.

Are you on the spectrum?

I don't love her but she's kind and nice and it was honestly the best way it could have gone.

But you did judge me with your first reply, its too late now.

Relationships are more multifacitated than it being purely for a means to have children.

Of course there's more to it than that. People do genuinely love each other; they don't only stick around to raise children, but I think the original guy was more getting at the point that 'dating' is now looked at as this casual thing that people just do to pass the time sort of just waiting for mr/mrs right to turn up and that's kind of the wrong way to go about things.

Well I'm happy that it was a nice experience, but my instinct is telling me that it's probably because you didn't share any kind of deeper intimacy or connection. Is that something that could happen between you two?