Confess

>one day I'll grow a pair.
You can't think of it like that, user. That day's got to be today. Actively try to do something that lets your nuts drag, doesn't matter what. Thinking like that won't amount to anything.

I prefer fapping in my wife's panties than fucking her.

ate milk chocolate today, Ritter Sport with whole hazelnuts

I know my best friends girlfriend wants to fuck me and she has amazing tits and I love my friend to pieces. I never have had an issue ignoring women before until this chick. I'm never going to betray my friend but I feel bad because i cant stop looking. I'm so proud of him though because I want to tell him he pulled a very fine piece of ass without sounding weird. What a guy.

I was running a little late to work, so I didn't have time to pack my running shoes and cloths, so no cardio for me. I already regret it

I broke a 72 hour fast at 48 with a pasta bowl and cheesy bread from Domino's.

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i'm a closet fag and check out other guys at the gym

I've been waiting on the same girl to be ready to commit to a relationship for over a year and can't bring myself to break it off. I make it 3 or 4 days and end up talking to her again, even if I know she's going to keep playing games.

I did this earlier this year and couldn’t look at myself in the mirror for 3 days

I canceled my gym membership because I was going to move but ended up coming back, I still get the membership for another month but I intend to keep going longer than that. My social awkwardness has made it hard for me to just go and tell them I want to uncancel the membership.

Relationships hit rock bottom. No sex for 4 months. Its pretty much over. I doubt i'll be able to meet anyone else. I just want love

>took MDMA and cuddled on her bed all night

You are either gay, hideous or it was salt and not molly

I have no idea if I'm bulking too quickly or at a good rate at this point. I'm just along for the ride as I eat as much food as I can

>I love my friend to pieces
Tell him hes dating a whore

Can't wait for it to happen broseph.
You need to create a sense of urgency and start socializing whether or not you want to, it's the only way you're going to truly get over it. How tf else do you expect to improve your social skills?

If my best friend's girl came on to me like that I'd be pissed, I'd tell him cause that motherfucker's like a brother to me and I don't want some bitch doing shit like that behind his back.
Tell your friend if you really care.

Girls are the turds they are these days because men like you don't have standards or the self-discipline to hold out for a better lay. Fuck. You.

I've cheated on the woman I love and now I suspect she is doing the same to me, I definitely deserve what is coming to me but right now all I can think about is what method I'm gonna use to kill myself because I don't think I can live any longer without her

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I broke the barbell while deadlifting and just left it there without paying my walk in fee

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If that's how it broke they should be paying you to come to their shitass gym.

I've been eating Halo Top ice cream (on my diet) and telling myself it's okay, because 20g protein per pint. Basically sinking into CICO. Tell me I'm forgiven, Father.

hate leg day and hate women

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Plot twist, it's his home gym

you are a faggot

I've convinced myself that I won't be able to do a proper lean-bulk until I graduate from college. I have no source of income and don't really have time to work on top of studying

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I had like 6 beers last night and ate pretty poorly today but I fasted until 3 today. Also I’ve been skipping the gym and I’m literally obese. I’m not going to make it haha.

I'd fuck a twink.

fugging a cloud sounds cozy desu

I don't have any friends because i'm a shut-in recluse who wallows in his misery and turns down any offers to socialize or otherwise leave my shell out of reflex

If you want it enough you'll make it. Find a reason for the lifestyle change and the gains.
For me, it was a woman that I wanted to be with. And I wanted mires.

>Dominos devil strikes again.
What kind of cheesy bread did you go with? Jalapeño and bacon? Spinach and feta?

The gym will change this user. You'll be proud of your body eventually and want to show it off.

that's not why i'm a recluse, i'm a recluse originally because I look like a mass shooter and have shit social skills

>asked girl out on date
>says yes
>agree to meet up
>get stood up and ghosted
It's not really getting to me but it's lingering in the back of my mind
This is the first girl I've had anything for in a long time Jow Forums, just needed it to get it off my chest

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I've masturbated 3 days in a row after a 2 week nofap streak kms

I went to the county fair and had a chicken gyro, bbq chicken leg, macaroni and cheese, soft serve ice cream, 3/4 funnel cake, and crab cake sandwich.

i masturbate regularly a few times a week to ward off wet dreams and even though i jerked off on both friday and saturday i still had a small wet dream last night and it pissed me off

>crush on girl in one of my classes
>every available sign says shes interested
>completely bitch out and don't do anything
>months later she randomly texts me some stupid shit
>ask her out to ice cream and she accepts
>go on a lot of dates over summer, from hiking to movies to laser tag and free diving
>never make a move and I never get anything explicit from her that these are anything more than hang outs
>eventually starts taking days to respond to texts and then directly hits me with "I just want to be friends"

Why am I incapable of showing vulnerability and sexual interest in a girl goddamnit fuck fuck

I'm pretty resentful that she never gave me a good sign, but I know that's just rationalizing my own autism. I just fucking hate how I'm the one that has to bear all the effort and risk in the relationship, and it'll completely collapse if I try to be cautious.

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Take it from me user, you literally have nothing to lose if you be upfront

Ha! Gayyyyy

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If you fail, it's just one more out of the 3.5 billion grils that you aren't fucking. On to the next one

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I had a lunch at McDonald's as a cheat meal. Couldn't finish the large Coke I got, but it was still really good. Gonna have one big fast food burger meal every month from now on, really feels good to know I can pig out every now and then without ruining my body.

Hey man better to have certainty than wasting time wondering what if

I prefer leg day.

Has anyone here had an orgasn so strong they have spasms and aftershocks like 5 minutes after the fact

I think I just had the greatest sex of my life

>your brain on porn

Larp

my current gym schedule doesn't even have a leg day so i just do it on my off days

I'm a closet fag and I checkout guys everywhere except the gym

molly just does that just make sure they don't fall in love because they're still just riding the high of rolling with you

Based and gaypilled

Nah nigga

>female friend and I go get pedicures
>ain't never had one and fuck crusty feet my bro
>end up getting my toes hot pink because I rock whatever the fuck I want
>staying with my parents in my hometown
>take this hoe back to the crib, we can't make any noise because the walls are paper thin
>still dominate the absolute fuck out of her, but because I have to be quiet and because I'm high I go full sensitual dominant
>make her eat my ass and then I came in her mouth

Literally nearly blacked out cumming.

Based

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did you kiss her on the mouth afterwards

Yeah when I frenulum fap

I drink bubble tea everyday and stopped doing legs half a year ago.

If you ain't snowballing you a pleb

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Hit an all time low this weekend. Went to dairy Queen twice on Saturday, literally driving from one location to the other after finishing my come, all after eating a burrito and chips for lunch, had Panda Express for lunch today and then Jersey Mike's for dinner

Honestly I'm so disgusted with myself. I'm sick of it. I've been yo-yo'ing so hard for the last two years. I'm going hard on Monday. I went hill sprinting tonight and killed myself and feel a little better. But tomorrow I'm eating just two maybe three eggs and getting back on the ppl routine. I'm 5'8 178 lbs and I can still make it if I seriously commit to the changes I need to make and stop making excuses for myself. Because that is what I do, especially this past weekend. It's fucking pathetic. I'M fucking pathetic. I saw a picture of myself from 4 years ago on Facebook and it was like getting punched in my fat guy. I looked so much better. How the fuck did I let myself go this far? No. No more. I'm fucking SICK of it. I'm done. I took my before pic tonight and nothing is going to stop me. I'm going to lose all this fucking fat and be gone with it FOREVER. Im done hating myself and my body.

respect

you've done it once you can do it again, just keep on keeping on my man

and if you think you're pathetic, you're already on the right path to fix that, remember how you felt when you saw that picture next time you think you're gonna relapse

After only a 3 week hiatus from Jow Forums I managed to go on two dates and slept with a good friend from school. Now it’s all going to hell and ya boy is back

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I was at my good mates 21st and ended up almost sleeping with his sister. I really wanted to fug her but I couldn’t get my ween up because I didn’t want to dog my mate on his birthday

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Your a pussy

LARP x2 pretty good creative writing skills ngl. Have you tried r/writingprompts? You could probably get a lot of karma

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Wot is frenulum fap

feel bad for the guy because that was me a few months ago but if that's you then you have to cut it off, no girl is worth that

Pretty sure most dudes go through that phase, I know I did. Spent years thinking my ex was playing hard to get when in reality she had moved on years prior lol. Guys move at a way slower speed and need to learn the pace women process things

B rp

>not fucking before cuddling on MDMA
Bruh that combo is literally ambrosia, you missed out. Take it again but do it right this time

And for your balls back and then do a 180 and moonwalk the Fuck out of her life

Women literally only want attention. They don’t care who it’s from. they’d rather have some soggy old man harass them in the street than not get any attention.

If you’re getting your self worth and will to live from a vapid whore who only thinks of herself and the dick shes getting than you’re a pussy.

it's literally just knowing your worth and not telling yourself you're fucking up by cutting things off, but that shit's hard especially if you actually like the person

Im closeted bi, there’s a twink I had a class with last 2 semesters that I really want to go in on but I’m insecure and haven’t hit him up :(

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I've been binging all week, I've gained 6 pounds this week and I can't stop

Have you tried stopping

yeah and honestly I'm glad I'm out, learned alot and I'm not letting that shit happen again

That’s ruff bro

Hearty kek

THATS GAAAY DOOD

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Thanks man. I just lose focus too easily and need to be more consistent. Ironically it's when I browse Jow Forums regularly that I'm able to be consistent in regards to eating right. You guys here are alright, like the bully/older brother I never had.

Good to have you back fren
SAD you shoulda done it

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you didn't love her.

Yeah feelings are a bitch.
Don't feel bad for me, I figure posting and getting it onto a medium outside of my head and unrelated to her is going to help me follow through. Just sucks because I love her through and through, and she says she feels the same, but every time there's an opportunity for her to move in with me she avoids it. I wanted a family 4 years ago and now it feels like that's out of the question, and I thought there would be a family with her but I can't wait another 2 years for things to finally be in that place.
FUCK

>tfw driving on bumpy road and can feel my chest and belly jiggling

Feels fucking awful

literally just surrounding yourself with fitness media is one of the best ways to motivate yourself

I'm coomin too much. I'm slowly kicking off the porn, but I'm still fighting the urge against going full coom

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I knew the bulk was going too far when I could feel the fat over my abs shaking whenever I carried something in both hands.

> t. low T

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I only slept about 5 hours tonight. Woke up because I had to piss and now I can't fall asleep again.