Love finds a way edition.
Love finds a way edition
Isaac Mitchell
Dominic Rogers
Stop fapping to cartoons and get a job.
Elijah Butler
I'm not really feeling well.
Life can be pretty hard at times.
Overwhelming problems keep finding me.
Vicious cycles keep bringing me down and making me feel bad.
Every time I try to fix them, I make mistakes that waste time.
Kind of feel like giving up on everything.
Always, though, I am able to get over it and get stronger.
Sometimes it gets really bad, but there's one thing I always do to make me feel better.
So, I read the first letter of every sentence.
Levi Bailey
Very nice Kassposter
Good luck on over coming the cycles period
Cooper Lewis
To all the Slav and Orthodox posters Christ is risen! How are you doing?
Henry Sullivan
#149
originalio
Previous thread:
Leo Hill
can someone post a link in the previous thread? I can't seem to get it right.
Mason Bailey
i really really really really love this cute fuckin' nerd and i wanna make her smile
thanks for coming to my ted talk
Liam Morris
Well played kassfag
Easton Hernandez
I'm pretty tired. Was at a social event for a few hours,knew almost no one there, not really sure why I went. I didn't enjoy it very much if at all.
I'm sorry, did something happen? Are things not going well?
I'm sorry to hear that you have had such issues throughout your life. If t makes you feel any better I cannot really drive either. Perhaps one day you will be allowed to be more independent. I think it would do your self-esteem some good.
Well on the off chance you do ever feel something that you think might be love, you'll know. I cannot describe the feeling really, you'll just know when it happens, I guess. Keep at it, and I'm sure you'll figure things out.
That's excellent, I'm glad that your day has gone well for you.
That's nice.
>How are you doing?
I'm neither slav nor orthodox I'm afraid, but I'm doing fine I guess. A bit tired and out of sorts but nothing I can't handle.
Juan Roberts
I love my beautiful wife rem!
I hope that one day i can meet her.
Carson Cook
this but not rem
Wyatt Butler
This but for every user in this thread
Brody Campbell
Waifu but she loves you lots and packs you a lunchbox on a very special morning
What is inside the box?
Landon Miller
a po' boy, a vanilla coke, and a bag of chips
also does she pat my head or hug me or cover my face with kisses
Sebastian Turner
She plasters your face with drooly kisses as she pulls you closer with a firm hold on your tie and tiptoeing to reach your face
Hudson Parker
wait why am i wearing a tie
Ethan Rogers
This. Waifu is the one who wears a tie.
Nolan Gray
Fuck warhammer and league
Dominic Cook
Warhammer sounds fun
Justin Mitchell
Why arent you wearing a tie you fucking hobo?
A tie is the EPITOME of a married man's outfit who keeps his wife safe , sated , barefoot and pregnant.
A TIE ALLOWS YOUR BEAUTIFUL WOMAN TO
Pull you in closer for a kiss
Put it on you every morning with love and care , after years of practice knowing perfectly how tight you like it
Take off after you come home , as you try to take off your shoes and coat she dutifully takes off your tie. Indicating that you have switched from salaryman to husbandMAN.
When she feels on the mood , knows that you could blow some steam off using her wife charms , the dinner is simmering to completion and the kids are still in school she takes off your tie , ties it on her own neck quite tight and puts the tail on your hand as she closes your hand on it and tells you to do as you wish with a murderous gaze and a lip-bite not breaking eye contact not even for a blink
Use it as a makeshift collar and leash to pull you around for her own lascivious purposes , making sure you put your face where she wishes , not like she needed to force you anyway.
Quite a slow saturday , isnt it , lads?
I agree on the league part.
Where did shyvfag and kaynfag go?
DOES SHE ALSO WEAR SOMEBODY ELSE'S HEAD AND ARMS?
Cooper Mitchell
>Love finds a way edition.
It does, but it should really be "Con-fuckin'-sistency Edition", because you have none.
Ties are awful. Suits are awful. You'd have to hold a gun to my head if you want me to wear either, and even then I'd probably pull the trigger myself.
Hunter Johnson
U TALKING SHIT ABOUT SUITS , M8?
I WILL GLASS UR BLOODY POOFTAH HEAD , CUNT.
Why do you hate suits , merifag?
Aaron Roberts
Claiming this post for Misaki Shokuhou. Academy City's #5 esper.
Owen Rogers
>I WILL GLASS UR BLOODY POOFTAH HEAD , CUNT.
Yeah nah, yeah nah. Calm the fuck down, ya cooked cunt.
>Why do you hate suits , merifag?
Many reasons, but ties are the real devil. They're fucking pointless.
Zachary Garcia
Stay still while i glass you.
Do you have any problem with white-collar pencil pushing faggots?
I mean , i hate the motherfuckers but suits and ties are really appealing in my opinion.
IS
THAT
A
FUCKING
NIPPLE?
Jaxson Cruz
I love Alice Liddell.
The only good suit is a tracksuit.
Alexander Cook
>Stay still while i glass you.
Ah'll knock ya the fuck out, mate. Git tae fuck, ye sombrero-wearin', taco-eatin', wall-jumpin', illegal-immigratin', drug-smugglin' cunt. Yer a fuckin' weapon.
>Do you have any problem with white-collar pencil pushing faggots?
Of course. But to each his own, I suppose.
>The only good suit is a tracksuit.
Based and Slavpilled. I love my Adidas tracksuit.
Michael Nguyen
>The only good suit is a tracksuit.
Fine taste
The WWD Urabefag seems to really have a thing for tracksuits.
Can't blame him, she looks cute in them.
Jace Thompson
Op you retarded tripshit brainlet learn how to make threads
Jaxon Scott
Is all that drivel about tracksuits and slavs true?
Your scottsman's rant was way too short , motherfucker.
Ethan Reed
hahahahaHAHHAHAHHAHlmao!!
Lincoln Thomas
user, you DO have a playlist of songs that remind you of your waifu... right?
Angel Hall
>Is all that drivel about tracksuits and slavs true?
If you're a gopnik.
>spoiler
I couldn't think of enough Mexican stereotypes. Forgive me for not being racist enough.
I have a /meridacore/ chart.
Camden Jones
>Putting iron maiden next to that NIGGER NOISE
Chase Price
>shittalking suits
This place is severely lacking in taste.
Hey now the arms never belonged to anyone else. Also you forgot about legs too.
Julian Gonzalez
For the last time, Death Grips is not nigger noise. I could post some nigger noise for you if you like, seeing as you keep bringing it up.
Hudson Butler
>I'm neither slav nor orthodox I'm afraid, but I'm doing fine I guess. A bit tired and out of sorts but nothing I can't handle.
Glad to hear your okay Katori poster.
As long as you can keep getting up its not all in vain.
I was just trying to think of something romantic sounding.plus you know its true
Its my first thread sorry.
Cameron Wilson
take off the trip you retard
Jaxon Long
I will just leave it at that and forget that you posted such a damn bloody thing.
How is my third favorite bloke doing?
Brayden Fisher
>How is my third favorite bloke doing?
W-Who are your first two?
James Sullivan
>can't make op's properly
>can't link them
>can't spoiler
>attention whore tripfag
What a failure.
Luis Carter
Going to need a source on this, sir
Hunter Roberts
You been doing alright? I haven't been paying close enough attention to the thread recently to really know what's been going on.
>tripcode
>spoilering the whole post
If you hadn't misspelled Kotori I would be concerned for your health. I'll ask how you are anyway, though. Are you feeling alright? I don't really care about the tripcode and spoilering it's just all very odd.
Isaiah Anderson
Post waifu headcanons
>Yuri sometimes watches old slasher movies as a guilty pleasure of sorts.
>Yuri's favorite color is red
>Yuri has a lost sister who is most likely Natsuki as mentioned in "after-image of the crimson eye."
done
Nicholas Sanchez
I've always had a thing for Dorothy from Big O, kuudere girls are my weak point. Too bad all the 3D ones are soulless.
Anthony Clark
Ned "Est shit and die" Kelly
and
Steve "I have fucked blenders with sharper teeth and faster spins" Irwin
Ryder Anderson
Good evening i love shyvana alot.
Both are good though.
Im right here homo
Aiden Cooper
Pleb-tier. Make way for misaka mikoto!
Caleb Lee
Based and kuuderepilled.
Joseph Richardson
Okay thank you,going to church tomorrow have a feeling tomorrow will be fun. Thank you for asking Kotori user.
Owen Watson
GORDON RAMSAY HAS RISEN FROM HELL AND DEMANDS AN OFFER FROM YOU.
YOU EITHER GIVE HIM A GOOD DISH OR HE WILL THROW YOUR WAIFU INSIDE AN OVEN LIKE A JEW.
WHAT CAN YOU COOK TO SAVE YOUR WAIFU FROM THIS KOSHER FATE?
Robert Martin
The world's plainest sandwich, but not plain enough to be insulting.
Now stop asking questions where my waifu is threatened, she is a good girl and I want her to be safe.
Brandon Price
I'd serve him a beef wellington, it looks like a tasty dish
Robert Brown
>all these shit tier espers
Levi Watson
two words, 8 letters
F R I T O
P I E
Camden Watson
I can't cook for shit so I devilishly order steam hams and present them as my own then while he's distracted I kick him in the gonads for threatening my waifu.
Christopher Adams
your waifu but OH SHIT SHE'S 12
Benjamin Lopez
So just waifu?
Jayden Bailey
kek
Embarassing dad mode engaged.
Caleb Martin
>Is all that drivel about tracksuits and slavs true?
Absolutely. Although now it's a more rare sight than in 80's or 90's.
Obviously.
I'm doing fine. I appreciate your concern, Kotoriposter.
I hope you will have a wonderful anniversary.
>Alice speaks and understands my native language
>Alice loves me back
Zachary Edwards
I'd rather my dear Kana wear a suit and tie because she'd be a great reverse trap.
Tracksuits rule and are very cute on girls. I know I'd like my wife to dress classier but she'd be so cute in a tracksuit and probably wears them a lot anyway.
I want to give headpats to my loli wife.
Jaxon King
>Alice loves me back
DONT DO THIS TO ME , MOTHERFUCKER.
I AM GOING TO SAY THE C-WORD.
Very nice
Well , user , you are an odd schizo but i must say you shit a good post
>reverse traps
MAGNIFICENT TASTE
Brandon Bailey
FUCK ADAM MUTO
Connor Edwards
>your waifu but OH SHIT SHE'S 12
That depends on how weird it would be to raise a girl to be his wife?
Brayden Evans
"for a man to raise a girl to be his wife I mean"
Hudson Hughes
I shit where I post and I post where I shit.
Wyatt Torres
I have read so many Raise your own wife stories to know that you are a Patrician
But please make sure to take her when she is ready at 16
Alexander Wright
l am a NEET and proud
Lincoln Nguyen
Why is 16 a good age for this sort of thing tho?
Jack Sanders
I dont have the balls to say any lower
Logan Brown
is it because any lower would just be you marrying a 12 year old?
Alexander Powell
Bat is my wife, I need to buy more donuts soon
>not having a c-word pass
Carter Hernandez
like user said here, ties are very important.
rem but i raise her and protect her from harm and then she becomes my wife
Christopher Rivera
Gooey, sticky, warm like honey!
Soft and cute, below the tummy!
Poke it, prod it, make it runny!
Cute and funny, cunny, cunny!
Jason Morgan
Absolutely based.
Keep fighting the good fight
Brandon Russell
missed this one.
i have this (very secret) family recipe that i am good at cooking, i bet that british shit would enjoy that.
if not i will cook him marinated chicken legs.
Anthony Price
God I fucking hate lolifags
Joshua Collins
>having on based cunnychads
Tyler Howard
I want my waifu to do pic related to me
Julian Morgan
someone please post questions I can't think of any good ones today
also Sayori is my angel
Ethan Murphy
Ok.
Your waifu hurt you , accidentally , while cooking and it was pretty bad.
Bad enough that you are bleeding heavily.
Is she the kind of girl that panics and cries or does she calmly put everything aside and treats you immediately?
What pet name would you give your waifu?
Something like honey , darling , luv , etc.
It has been a day since the power went out and waifu is bored to death.
What do you do to pass the time?
Waifu is afraid of the dark and whenever the lights go out she starts running around screaming.
How do you keep her from doing this?
Liam Davis
Waifu doujins are so vanilla and pure they make me smile everytime.
Ian Nguyen
>reverse traps
Based
Jayden Scott
WAIFU'S DOUJINSHI ARE SO VANILLA THAT THEY MAKE MY DICK GO LIMP
Jordan King
>Is she the kind of girl that panics and cries or does she calmly put everything aside and treats you immediately?
She'd treat me immediately, she seems to be pretty good under pressure
>What pet name would you give your waifu?
I don't like pet names
>How do you keep her from doing this?
I'm the one that would be afraid of the dark in this relationship
Robert Martin
Lets touch a subject i havent seen discussed here , at least not enough.
Has your waifu ever gotten drunk or slightly alcoholized?
What kind of drunk is she if she is canon drunk or what kind of drunk would she be in your headcanon?
How would you carry her to bed after she gets blackout drunk.
Assuming that both of you are already married
Would you try anything funny if she got really drunk and started to tease you with lascivious intent?
Brayden Williams
tfw waifu has no doujinshi
Dylan Ortiz
>Your waifu hurt you very bad while cooking, does she panic or is she calm
She'd definitely panic and try to treat me asap
>What pet name would you give your waifu?
Sunshine, Sunflower, Love.
>It has been a day since the power went out and waifu is bored to death.
We talk, and cuddle, and smooch probably.
>Waifu is afraid of the dark and whenever the lights go out she starts running around screaming.
Try my hardest to calm her down, hold her and tell her it's gonna be fine. This definitely sounds like her too lmao.
>Has your waifu ever gotten drunk or slightly alcoholized?
Never, not yet anyway.
>What kind of drunk is she if she is canon drunk or what kind of drunk would she be in your headcanon?
I think she'd be either a sad drunk., or a happy, lovey drunk.
>How would you carry her to bed after she gets blackout drunk.
Princess carry, of course
>Would you try anything funny if she got really drunk and started to tease you with lascivious intent?
I'd probably not, unless she was very adamant about it.
Easton Jenkins
>Your waifu hurt you , accidentally , while cooking and it was pretty bad.
Bad enough that you are bleeding heavily.
Is she the kind of girl that panics and cries or does she calmly put everything aside and treats you immediately?
the second one probably
>What pet name would you give your waifu?
i have several, including sweetheart, darlin', bonnie, and princess
>It has been a day since the power went out and waifu is bored to death.
What do you do to pass the time?
talk and shit like that
>Waifu is afraid of the dark and whenever the lights go out she starts running around screaming.
How do you keep her from doing this?
hugs and more hugs
James Diaz
Good morning my good people of /waifu/!
How are you all doing?
Also why is the OP made with a tripcode?
Aaron Price
i'm doing good
wish my waifu was here tho
Elijah Gray
>I'm doing fine. I appreciate your concern, Kotoriposter.
It is good that you are doing well. I haven't really been doing so hot, but it is what it is. I'm pleased whenever I ask one of you how you're doing, and you answer that you are dong at least okay.
>I hope you will have a wonderful anniversary.
I really hope so too, but I have't heard anything from the person that I contacted to make a drawing of me to use as reference. They told me they would have a preliminary sketch done "soon" before moving forward with things, but that was 5 days ago and I was hoping to have been farther along than this by now. I have no idea when I'll ever end up getting the commission of Kotori and I done and it's somewhat bugging me. I knew it wasn't goiong to be done in time for our actual anniversary but now I just have no idea when it'll get done. I' still much too fearful to use an actual picture of myself as reference for the picture of us together. I have a lot to do for school this week, but I'm planning on keeping the 30th free so I can just spend all day with her. I guess we'll just see what happens. I also had some stuff I ordered get lost in the mail, quite a bit of stuff actually, so that sucks, just a lot of stuff hasn't been going right the last week or so and I've got the feeling things won't get better. Sorry for kind of rambling at you, just felt like I needed to complain about stuff for a tiny bit.
>How are you all doing?
Eh, same old, same old. Not great, but I'm operating at an acceptable level. Not really looking forward to this week, despite my anniversary being on Tuesday. I know every time you ask, I give you the same answer of not being well, but that's just how things tend to go for me. Hopefully you are doing well.
Andrew Robinson
Hopefully you get better. It sucks to not feel well, I know.
I'm personally not feeling anything at all.
Michael Reed
This is art
and this is something a hag might say.
Papika would get drunk quickly and become extremely genki, obnoxiously so. She would be trying to kiss and cuddle me and Cocona to no end. Cocona would be a little more dignified, but succumbing to the drink and Papika's infectious affections she would also become very affectionate. It goes without saying that the end result of all this drinking and physical affection is a drunken threesome.
Brandon King
do you guys feel weird when you think about how other people probably share your waifu, encountered another sayori poster for the first time and I didn't know how to feel about it
Lucas Hughes
put a comma instead of a question mark for some fucking reason ignore that
Luis Cooper
i feel angry desu
Nolan Harris
I wish I'd meet another GLaDOS poster. The only reason why I revived these threads was because there used to be one here.
He's gone now...
Joshua Lopez
Gosh it's been ages since I've posted here but I've been rather occupied with life and such. Anyhow, claiming my husband as was once per usual.