6'9 245LBS. Admit it.
You can't handle her
Any woman above 5'7" is fuck-only status. Would never date a lanklet woman
>Wanting offspring shorter than you.
This is the kind of woman i would want to knock up so i can have tall children
Nah the son is likely to be taller than you if you breed with a woman even slightly shorter than you.
Also
>Wanting a giraffe daughter
Too tall, i don't want freak children with 50 years lifespan.
>p- please, mistress, please don’t crush me
>y- yes, I know I am subhuman for being shorter than 5 10 and non white
>*squash*
as a 6,4ft man in great shape i dream to meet a women at least my height.
Same
IM FUCKING COOMING HOLY SHIT THIS IS A FEMALE SNIFF SNIFF! I MUST BLOW MY LOAD TO THIS IMAGE TO SATISFY MY SEXUAL HUNGER!!!!!!
>Wanting a daughter
Wolanklets and Manlets are both depressed species of man. One too tall to satisfy a man's need for a cute woman, one too short to satisfy a woman's need for a strong and tall lad. They resort to finding people who like being overshadowed/overshadowing, with their respective desired gender obviously. Lesbians and gays have it easier in that regard, depending if they're tops or bottoms. Tis a sad existence.
>wanting offspring
>Deciding you'll have a son
The problem can be solved if womenklets were mostly dominant/open minded and attracted to manlets, but women are mostly the same thing in a different package.
Haha imagine if you would breed her. Wouldn't that be really funny haha.
Imagine breeding her as a 5'3 manlet. Your daughter is likely to be 6'6 in 12, imagine commanding her to listen to you.
>removing yourself from the gene pool
Fuck too bad she looks like a trashy stripper.
God like stats there user. Shame about the mongoloid face though. Can't have it all I guess.
Is this non-meme the Jow Forums equivalent of sneed-posting?
MOMMY COOOOM AAAH FACK COOOM
What makes someone write something like this? Read out loud what you just posted; aren't you ashamed of yourself? You're embarrassing.
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