Reminder: You wouldn't even know what to do with a girl anyway

Reminder: You wouldn't even know what to do with a girl anyway

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well you are not wrong, pleasing a woman isn't as easy as just sucking a dick and taking a load on your face.

Is it possible to pleasure a woman without going down on her?

Yeah just rubbing off works.

I'd solve that problem by asking her.

The sad thing is that the 2 times I have had a woman, I was apparently very good at physically pleasing them
Although it was years ago now and they were probably lying

I'd just fuck her and hear her talk about irrelevant shit. What else is there to women.

That's fine, I'm into traps

>having any regard for the pleasure of a woman

Robots are actually pretty good at oral... or at least they are thirsty enough to put effort into it. When it comes to actual fucking, you all are laughably horrible.

>believing fucking is a "skill"
stick penis in places

Pretty sure its more about getting it up and staying hard, and sometimes fucking hard and fast without getting too tired to continue if she can handle your size at that rate of fucking

I don't even know how to touch a girl. My hands become so sweaty just being in the same room as one.

and you're really long dick then it's about doing all this without hitting her cervix carelessly (unless she likes that)
And if you have a huge dick then it's about going as hard and fast as you can without crossing the threshold of hurting her too much unless she likes pain

It's not difficult. You just have to take control. And that's what all women want from their men, sexually and otherwise. They want to be benevolently dominated. They want to be thrown around and smacked about. They want you to be in control and do what makes you feel good while making the room smell like a grocery store lobster tank.

Unless you're a faggot you'll know full well. The continued survival of our species depends on that.

I would fast touch her crotch just to check if there is a dick or not and tell her it a quick reflex test to see her reaction and if she laughs I know sex is coming

i find it funny how people make sex out to be this extremely complicated thing. yea its not

Exactly. It's just a little in-and-out, back-and-forth.

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This is why you are bad at sex

i do, they just wouldnt want someone fat and ugly like me so...

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Sniff my weiner, user.

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aren't there any books or video tutorials about this?

She is now turned off by your lack of experience and inability to dominate the situation. She gets up and leaves and the sex is over before it even began. Good job.

I like to think I can provide emotional support, a financial mattress and assistance so she doesn't have to do any stuff she can't be bothered to deal with

depends if she deserves it or not
probably not

it's like dancing or hitting a baseball. you can't learn it from books. you have to learn by doing and following the examples of your friends, parents, and siblings

>you can't learn it from books
t.bad at sex

I just fucked an asian girl

Honk honk

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