Are you Jow Forums enough to defeat Bruce Lee?
Are you Jow Forums enough to defeat Bruce Lee?
>NOOOOOOO XI HERP ME PREEEEEAASE
>double leg
>move to mount
>ground and pound
BRADDU PREASE, FIRST MARTIARU ARTSU AND NOE CHESS?
PREASE NOT THIS TOO ITS ARR WE HAVU
Didn't Bruce do judo? You'd expect him to at least know how to not get double-legged.
>there are people that think Bruce Lee could beat Muhammad Ali and Mike Tyson
i wrestled, i know how to force a double leg on people who dont want it to happen, he was 135lb lets be real
Brad Pitt kicked his ass easy. Just saw it in a Charles Manson documentary
Bruce Lee was 5'7" and at the most 160 pounds. I would prison rush that movie pretty boy Kung Fu flaring basedboy fuckwad so fast and so violently that there wouldn't be anytime at all for him to "stance up" or do weird fucking stretches.
i dont know man, i am strong, but he did had the speed in his favor
yup my neck muscles are in tippy top shape
so is my lung capacity
so i can drain the vim and vigor out of him by sucking him off multiple times
sneed
>BradPosting
Based
he's infinitely faster than you and would knock you out in an instant
>muh speed over strength
it's real if the faster one actually knows what they're doing and doesn't flail like a retard
I don't like this meme, really. sorry guys.
Hrs never been in a real fight but whatever you say, mr betadorf
>the only people who praise him as a great fighter are people who got a career thanks to him
Really makes you think.
Anthony go to bed
>Be Bruce Lee
>Involved in gangs from a young age
>Starts learning martial arts to defend himself against street violence
>Wins a boxing tournament between twelve Hong Kong schools even though he had no formal boxing training
>Hones and perfects his skill over years of training
>Considered one of the greatest martial artists of all time
>Creates his own martial art: "The Way of Intercepting the fist"
>Able to knock over a fully grown man with a one inch punch
>Able to end a professional martial arts fight in 11 seconds with a total of 15 punches and a single kick.
>Able to throw kicks so fast that hollywood cameras had to film them in slow motion so they wouldn't look fake
>Had a 0.05 recorded slip and counter
>Wanted to fight Muhammad Ali, and many thought he would win
>Practiced 5000 punches a day
>Sparred with Chuck Norris
>Jow Forums alpha male incels claim that they could easily kick his ass
Kek
>Source CCP
>Anata no shincho no otoko wa watashi no koyubi ni fureru koto ga dekimasendeshita. HWAA!
BASED and EHondapilled
>5'4 150 lbs soaking wet with a small frame
Oh boy I'm scared
5'8" and stronger than you
at least he was self aware
he's dead, so ive already beaten him in mortal combat
>Gymrats thinking they could defeat a martial artist just because theyre bigger
Bruce Lee wasnt the best fighter and he was probably overhyped but he would beat anyone in this thread for a warmup
yeah, I'm white
How did you know?
6'4"
don't need to be