/fph/ btfo forever
Why do girls fight with their phones?
Damn, it's impressive how she immediately went into "fuck shit up" mode. Barely even flinched after getting a fat five to the face.
>losing a fight with a skinny cheerleader
I wonder what his reputation would be like afterwards.
>moobs shake in camera shot every time he hits a bump
oof, must suck to be so fat that your body fat shames itself
Бyги yмep чac нaзaд. нe cпpaшивaй мeня oткyдa я знaю
Absolutely mogged
You make your fist harder by gripping something in it so your punches are more effective. Phones aren’t the right shape though, you’re supposed to use something like rifle rounds, a small flashlight, or a bad dragon dildo.
yeah ok now please stop. only tell us this when he actually dies (which is soon, hopefully).
este es matando anorexia, no es palizando anorexia
jesus christ
why do cyclists wear those skin tight outfits? I understand if you are training for the tour de france or some shit but if you riding to work what the fuck is wrong with you?
Lad unironically makes a good point about dealing with self consciousness and people talking shit. Obvs needs to cycle more and cut though.
>500lbs fupacabras on treadmills
Sweating for 20minutes, injuring yourself for decades. Smart move.
It's an extension of themselves, they don't even notice they're holding it
>Bugs yamer chac back. DON'T ASK ME HERE I KNOW
kek
It’s to reduce drag, but yes, wearing that shit other than in a competition is cringy as fuck. With the speeds that this fat is going it’s also pointless. Also, if one is biking for exercise, then wearing meme clothing to reduce drag makes your exercise less intense which is counter productive. And if someone says it’s for cooling then they should be wearing a tank top and stop being retarded.
The thing those shirts do have are pockets on the back which people store sugar snacks in to eat during their ride which is super extra retarded.
As long as your pants don’t bind there is only one place where tight clothing is necessary and that is your right calf. You don’t want your pant leg getting caught in the chain.
Orbiters need the fucking rope.
>checked
day of the crane when?
Is that even enough to pay for her food?
what if they are armed and fight back?
you could die in vain
No ha superado la anorexia, la ha matado.
>$12000 a year
She ought to try charging by the pound
Atleast these ham fucks are trying to better themselves
She knew, never let a nigger get away with anything or they will just come back worse.
I don't understand why these faggots need all that expensive gear though. Maybe don't wear lycra and pretend to be a pro cyclist when you're an obese fuck, and people won't make fun of you.
I am Dutch and I cycle every day and I have never worn any of that, and certainly not a faggy helmet. I am so fucking proud that we shame faggots like this in this country.
What exactly are people in that situation even able to do to save themselves?
I am not convinced that this isn't a fetish video.
Why do cyclists, more than any other kind of fitness people, insist on wearing all this stupid gear that makes them look completely retarded?
You don't need to wear fucking lycras for your 5 mile leisurely cycle you fat worthless piece of shit
That's a her, fren.
user, that's a her...
>all this armchair psychology about people having 'empty lives devoid of happiness' because they call him fat
This is COPE of the highest order. It's just funny calling people names.
The spandex or whatever material actually do help you be more comfortable for long rides in high temps. And it's actually hotter when spending all that time above asphalt. What annoys me more is all the gay patterns and colors which points to it being less about practicality.
I would recommend cutting back from the 6000kcal a day diet and dropping a couple hundred pounds before jumping on a treadmill. Barring diet they should be exercising in a pool before they grind their joints to powder (especially on a treadmill without shoes).
Same reason retards show up at the gym with their ultra-tech under armour skin tight vests, oxygen-limiting bane masks, 40 gallon shakers full of cancer powder and enormous belts for doing 50kg deadlifts.
Because some people are relentless peacocking consumers, and they enjoy buying junk to show off.
>p
Turned on right now tbqh.
H U M A N T A B L E
boogie die hour ago
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They were surrounded by niggers. If you drop your phone, it's gone and listed on Craigslist before either of them could blink.
Going back to the sea from whence they came would be a good start, would support their mass whilst allowing full body work out
STOP FUCKING EATING FATTY
Some low impact cardio like swimming or rowing would burn a lot more calories without turning their knees to dust
> phd in modern canadian literature
How can fat people be fat in summer and think to themselves ‘yea i want this for the rest of my life’
Im actually really impressed that one of them can jog, i couldnt jog with 300 extra lbs on me.
It’s going at a walking pace, there is just so much giggling going on that it deceptively looks like it’s going faster.
>#lastgaspofyouth
Looks like she stopped being young at least 5 years ago. How old is this lard tub?
>be woman
>have ugly pig face
>need solution
>stuff piggy face with food
>become piggy
>everyone who doesn’t like you is racist
genius
Who else in this motherfucker is watching the Fatopia documentary tonight? I know I am. Only got to watch 10 minutes after workout/before work this morning and the documentarian is already a racist neo-nazi for having the audacity to interview people while being a fucking white male.
>even the cat is fat
brilliant strip
Based strokepanish poster
Stone Toss. His comics are fuckin GENIUS
*speciesist
Kinda impressive actually lol
It's like watching a cat play with a string toy
actual pig in a blanket
great recipe for torn ligaments
never heard of it but I'll check it out now
I'm terrified for that ankle
Fasting
Good on them for trying.
no but it's easy to think you do. People tend to want to dress like the cliques of people that do what they want to do. See it all the time
Where do I find it?
Is this one of those lesbian pornos were the winner will facesit the loser?
The fatass has broken his chair.
Boogie has a vagina-shaped beard.
The fatass has broken his chair.
Boogie has a vagina-shaped beard.
Sugary snacks, gels, etc are awesome and necessary for races and long rides. Your performance will drop radically after about 2 hours in the saddle riding Hard IF you do not add energy.
Not like this guy needs it though.
Hahaha om watching it right now. That one silhouette woman who ended the interview prematurely had me laughing.
Fucking lol
The live in air conditioning and rarely venture outside.
I mean... at least she's doing something. Could be more, but she's getting off the couch. Pic not saved, for once.
nvm, found it. It's fat-topia, with two 't's.
Yeah, that’s races and stuff though. I’ve been on group rides (not races) that are a couple hours long and people brought these, they were the people with a gut/moobs
>hears argument she can’t counter
>sighs
>privilege privilege privilege
>I’m done here you’re racist/sexist/fatphobic
>I’m telling everyone not to do your interviews or watch your movie
I had to stop watching for a bit after that. These people rustle the shit out of my jimmies. Like it’s not even what they say, just their voice is annoying, they are hard to look at, and you can tell they are shitty, entitled people.
It is, my bad. Should have mentioned earlier it’s on amazon.
Also, the fat bitch complaining about how she is oppressed because she can’t go bungee jumping is golden.
>citybiking is the same as cycling on a racing bike.
kankermongool en kuthater
Anyone got a rep for those triceps?
>impressed by flexibility
>presumably gained by doing yoga regularly
>but if she does yoga regularly how is she this flabby
Funny but the second speech bubble is unnecesary.
Stonetoss is based tho
>Just got back from a most excellent leg workout, dripping sweat
>Took a massive no wiper dump
>Then a long comfy shower
>Finished reading Night Watch while my human-sized dinner cooked
I almost pity the fat fucks that deny themselves such joy.
>”HEY LARDASS! NO RUNNING AROUND THE POOL!!”
>time stops for the kid
>he’s never been called that before
>he’s never even heard that word before
>sure, kids have teased him, but he thinks nothing of it
>sticksandstoneaybreskmybonesbutwordscanneverhurtme.wav
>mommy always called him “my little dumpling”
>grandma’s name for him was “tater tot”
>remember all the cutesy names
>think of how they were food related
>think of how he was called them when food was always put before him and his mom told him to eat
>”eat everything on your plate and you’ll grow up big and strong. Growing boys need all the food they can get!”
>his mom even gave him a couple of quarters for the soda machine
>but now in front of the whole pool, he rethinks his diet choices
>that fucking neckdrop
dont get me wrong, its terrible we subject our youth to niggers, but its good to see our girls putting up a fight against them
Jesus christ, everything about this >person just screams "I'm intolerable to be around!"
I'm not going to watch a fat fuck talk for 7 minutes and it seems no one in the thread did, tldr please.
don't hate fat fucks I pitty them. fucken hate faggots who ride their bikes on the road though get out of the fucken way cunt
unironically this. people of that size should try some water exercises where gravity wont destroy their joints
He spends 7 minutes shitting on "Fat Haters" and telling people to ignore them.
because he was riding like an asshole and someone called him a fat fuck one time.
made me so upset. I paused the video shortly after because these types of people make my head spin
i'm goin in bois