Who should get the seat: r9k edition

A: Sold his car to pay for lawyer costs in his divorce, in which he still lost his kids
B: Was raped by an incel
C: Is only 40 but was aged significantly by her son's suicide
D: Was shot in the leg by an incel in a mass shooting
E: Died of AIDS after he listened to r9k and hired an escort to solve his inceldom

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A was there first. It's his choice. I hate these threads.

A deserves it because he's already sitting there.

B. There's actually no other coherent answer

If you were A who would you choose. Imagine the same thing happened to you.

Any decent man would immediately stand up if a woman with a baby is near

Be a decent man

In that case B, on the basis she's pregnant. Don't care about how she got the kids.

the zombie had a long hard day at work, so only he deserves it

A just because those other four look angry and probably believe that they deserve his seat. If one of them asked nicely then, if A obliged, whoever asked first should get it.

Nobody. If I'm not in a seat that I have to give up by mandate then they can all fuck off for looking at me like that.

None of them deserve it it's his fucking seat. A good person would give it up to someone who needs it more though.

Decent man doesn't mean cuck. I'm not getting up from my comfy seat just because some woman walks up. Stop being such a pussy

>Millennial female
Garbage
>Boomer female
Garbage
>Basedfuck antifa-looking faggot who probably broke his leg while rioting
Garbage
I'd consider allowing the zombie to have my seat though.

Zombro.

Laugh at all of them while keeping the seat. Their misery gives me a really solid erection.

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what a dumb dilemma. surely theres enough seats for everyone, just tell three other people get up too.

>Be sitting on bus or train
>Disabled or elderly get on
>Someone has to move for them
>Cover myself with my hoodie and pretend to be asleep

Anyone else do this?

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I used to do this all the time

B. The potential of becoming a good human being that the baby has it's literally more valuable than all of the rest

: ( you're worse than normies with that attitude

E, not many people would give their seat to a zombie, it most likely the first time anybody show him any kindness.

If the baby is white then her.

Kek, if the baby mexican or latino then B

>my seat
They can all fuck off.

It was supposed to be considering what happened to them as stated in the post.

None of them, fuck urban retards

e can sit on my lap but d if he isn't being an asshole then c. B should have fucked a nigga with a car

The guy is clearly jewish so he gets priority

B not only deserves the seat, but also love and support

In all seriousness though always be courteous when using public transport. Unless, of course, the "person" in need is a muslim.

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E is a zombie and automatically deserves preferential treatment for being a complete enigma in society.