How do I get into mongolian wrestler mode?
How do I get into mongolian wrestler mode?
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Eat and train like a mongolian wrestler
You may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like.
Breakfast
Yak milk
Horse meat
Wrestle Batbayar for the last piece of jerky for one hour
___________
Lunch
more yak milk and horse.
Dream of the days of Genghis Khan.
A horse died of exhaustion 50 miles from here. You have to drag it home.
___________
Dinner
Yak milk and horse again.
Atleast this time the horse is sorta fresh.
Post on mongolian basket weaving forum.
Sing a sad and yearning throat song about all the qt3.14 gfs you'll get when Genghis Khan returns
Absolute beast. Would raid the whole continent and make it our personal cumdumpster again 10/10
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Unironically this is GOAT mode. My DNA showed I'm like a quarter Mongolian. I looked into how they got so badass and their diet is red meat, wheat, maybe rice, and veggies with lots of milk. No pussy ass fish or lentils or beans which are for weak sedentary populations.
Eat red meat (especially mutton), drink whole creamy milk, eat a bit of wheat or rice, green veggies. Wrestle. Train for strength only with some cardio for conditioning. Rape and pillage Chinese, Russian, and Iranian cuties. Confirmed most Chad of all time.
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kek
This. Though they actually ate more mutton and goat than horse. Their milk products were whole unpasteurized but fermented like kefir. But yeah hard steppe life made them tough.
the rare white chink
gomad w/yaks milk
Ever heard of Finland?
haha yes we are neighbors
but this is probably the chinkiest whitest man I've seen still
Absolute unit this guy
Why Mobgolians so much bigger and stronger than other asians?
See and and If you do nothing but horse riding, eat red meat, whole milk products, do strength/grappling based combat sports. Versus working in a paddy field, meditating & writing, doing cardio/striking based combat sports.
Turns out you get big and strong. Who'd have thought huh?
Are turks just gay mongolians?
Legitimately probably genetics.
Their entire fucking country is pretty much related to Ghengis because he fucking raped literally everyone with a 100 mile radius.
And they seem to have built up a culture of powerful self-sufficiency, where the other insectoid breeds just focused on multiplying.
Mongolians are pretty cool desu
You deserve a (You)
>american education
LMAO they actually eat lot of food with flour like buuz (dumplings) and even put flour in tea.
>Rape and pillage Russian
Say it to my face, faggot
I said wheat bitch.
Mongolians raped and pillaged you. They created the modern Russian state. You were just Ukrainians before that.
>Mongolians raped and pillaged you
Yeah, also they shitted in your porridge.
Are you that kid that wrote he is a quarter Mongolian? Because it's actually means that mongolians raped your parents.
This that good stuff, none of that metro bodybuilding nonsense.
And I'm saying LOT OF wheat, faggot
>implying Russians aren't Mongolian rape babies
Only in modern times. They didn't farm so historically it would have been less wheat and more red meat and milk products faggot.
They drink/eat yoghurt they cannot proccess milk , milk is for aryans.
Mf looks like a literal tank somebody put this dude in the nfl
>when Genghis Khan returns
I miss him bros
Oh, i like it alright
I'm brown and drink milk every fucking day. Nearly a half gallon of whole milk per day.
Kek
IM COOOOMING BROTHERRRRR
drink kumis
Dairy
Maybe I should learn mongolian hnng
>t. Mongolian cuck
>talks about MUH HISTORY FOOD discussing modern photos
Spotted double digit IQ poster
Post body
Everyone at this board is crazy about milk
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>While the Mongols appreciated milk products, they didn’t drink fresh milk
Post testosterone
>While the Mongols appreciated milk products, they didn’t drink fresh milk instead they fermented milk from mares, making an alcoholic drink known as airag or kumiss. After women finished milking the cattle, goats and sheep, they would process the milk into milk curds, yogurts and airag
Pay for my blood test
>he is so poor that he never didn't a blood test for testosterone
Do you know what the percentage of C haplogroup in russians?
Then post your left butt cheek flexed
Post net worth
Post your cock, your mother's photo and credit card number with timestamp
imagine the smell
They're Aryans who got lost and became hapas
am a mongolian beta male, feeling less mongolian reading this thread.
Kill muslims because they killed your merchants and envoys and spit in your face calling out AllahuAckbar
10/10
I was literally in Mongolia last year and they do not eat much wheat at all. Almost nothing edible grows there, which is why they rely so much on sheep
everything that isn't a desert in Mongolia is permafrost
niggas thinking they plant wheat like the Chinese
You can see why this animals were the most fear warriors in ancient times.def mirin
They literally dominated the Han Chinese because they were not lactose intolerant. They literally kept extra horses with them just to use their milk and they were bigger than everybody because of it.
>antimilk vegan not posting the full quote to mask his weak genes
Cope
>Are turks just gay?
ftfy
The guy on the left is only 5'9" though
This is fake. Ghengis Khan had a Red Beard and was actually from Baktria. They just called him mongolian because they didnt know where he actually came from.
isnt the Diarrhea hard to handle though?
cope
Im not fucking mongolian or greek, so why would I be coping?
go fuck up some mongolians 5x5
How easy is it to get steroids in Mongolia?
source on that bottom right pic?
veterinary anabolics plus a complete disregard for your own life expectancy
I’m not sure of the steroid market in Mongolia but it seems like their athletes are able to obtain PEDs.
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>green eyes
Interesting, I've heard that Genghis may have had green eyes and even red hair.
This size is fucking ridiculous even with juice
What’s going on here?
100 internets for you good sir.
uncomfortably accurate
Literally anywhere that has a functioning chemist can cheaply and easily synthesize test.
I was shocked when I first went to Nigeria and they had a higher proportion of gym rats on gear than here, but without the stigma. Women like big men more, and nobody considers it "cheating" or whatever, anymore than working out all is "cheating".
Pretty based honestly.
Incredible warrior genetics + life time of training + the wonders of modern pharma.
Compare to the average pathetic farmer European or Asian. It's laughable.
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idk if that's accurate. mongolians today drink tons of plain, unfermented milk, especially with their tea.
Very creative
Sounds like something a criminal on welfare who made shit music that will be forgoten with a menally ill wife would say
w-what?
>>antimilk vegan not posting the full quote to mask his weak genes
>woman logic
I'm not vegan you retard and I do not need to post full quote because my thesis is they didn't drink raw milk.
LOL you can't drink TONS of milk in fucking tea. How much milk you think you can add in a cuop of tea?
>They literally dominated the Han Chinese because they were not lactose intolerant.
>source: my ass
Mongolians are lactose intolerant.
>plain, unfermented milk
People with lactose intolerance can drink raw milk
Absolute retard
Hail the Great Temüjin. Fuck roundeyes.
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When Mongols were on the move, a warrior’s wife might hand him a bag of meat, onions and flour or rice. The warrior would stick the bag under his saddle and the heat from the friction of his body and the horse’s would cook the ingredients in the bag into a kind of stew.
>Mongol warriors would also knick a vein in their pony’s neck and drink a few gulps of the horse’s blood. If he were riding a mare, the warrior might also grab a few mouthfuls of milk from the mare’s teat during a brief stop.
Damn
Holy shit that’s based
I'm not lactose intolerant
Based and Steppepilled