“Are you sexually active?”

you tell me doc

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Yes mommy

No. Are you?

Asked the nurse if a year ago counts and she said yes.

ie "are you riddled with STDs?"

>lifting since 17
>kv at 25

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IMC OOOOOOOOOOOOOKMIN

i'll kiss you user
gamers help gamers

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>last week got a pap smear
>grunt a bit because it hurt a bit
>"Have you not had sex before?"
>"N-no it's just been a while."
>Over 3 years since a dick has been anywhere near my vagina

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Post vagina

>not waiting until marriage

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No, doc, i just gave myself clomidia

what, like with other people?

>not married
whore
I hope you die a dry prude.

i was in a health check up last month and they never asked!..w-was it so obvious?

seething incel

>"That can be arranged"

>why yes I fuck one girl on a regular basis who's clean of STDs, why do you ask?

Your mutilated penis will never be considered a vagina, stop larping in anonymous imageboards.

>3 years since a dick has been anywhere near my vagina
was that when you chopped it off?

Ha! Dont

:(

fpbp

tell me when the answer to this is ever relevant to anything at all
cringe and sex offender pilled

D-does masturbation count?

Gee idk what are STDs brainlet?

I'm so, so, sorry in advance for what is about to happen. Trolls are going to come into the thread and they will be saying some very hurtful things about you. They will call you some very hurtful names. But none of those things are true. How could they possibly know? How could they possibly know how beautiful you really are? How sweet and compassionate you are? I'm so sorry about them, please do not let them hurt you.

>mfw thinking about you hurting

I just want to see you shine and flourish. You are so precious to me. I want to write poetry and sing songs about my love and adoration for you and all of your perfections. My name is Brian, by the way. I know that you're tired of all the assholes and jerks. I know how you feel baby doll. I know. I am different. I am the nicest guy you will ever meet, and if anything I'll be the one in the kitchen. I live in London. Please be in London

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why is this so fucking funny

keep talking shit i'll fucking kill you

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no, i'm a wizard

nah i'm passive ;)

back to discord, tranny.

hahaha totally!

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Man goes to the dr to get the pill for his daughter

>and how old is she?
>13
>thats young, is she sexually active?
>nah, she just lies there crying.

the advanced pasta

This, but men should all do the same, obviously. No virgin bride wants to contract an STD from her husband because he engaged in degenerate behaviour.

I will be.
>6'1
>make gains fast
>face definitely good enough
>not a sperg
As soon as the accutane lifts the curse that is acne off my face, I'm gonna start going for it.
See you autist losers again in a year.

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It's a doctor, they've seen and heard everything. Just fucking tell them the truth every time.

ye but your lips aren't big or fake enough, sorry lass

based

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based

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>not as much as I wanna be
Always gets a laugh.

I have chlamydia that's why I'm here.

My dick looks like one of those examples they use to scare kids of sex during sex ed.

Doesn't acutane fuck you up though?

we're all gonna make it some day bros

L O N D O N

post pic pls

good album user

No ma’am. I’m (voluntarily) celibate as I’m a practicing Catholic, discerning a vocation to the holy priesthood.

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It's not nearly as bad as some people make it out to be. I'm also on a low dose. Almost two weeks in and all I'm experiencing is dry lips (not even that bad) and the initial breakout, which sucks, but it means it's doing what it's supposed to do.

Not anymore

Hold me bros, I dumped her today and it's hurting worse than when an ex dumped me

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you're gonna rape children from all that sexual repression

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Fuck. I unironically used this on a girl in high school when she asked if i was a virgin. She and her freinds laughed at me for the next few days. Worse part is she was 2 grades below

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It is truly, pulled many prs listening to knocked loose

You're better off without her, trust me. And don't hang up on it, you'll find a better one in no time. Men always do.

I met a girl, kissed and she told me she had to go for 2 weeks. She came and told me she thought about it and she doesn't want a relationship right now. This is one of the biggest black pills I've had irl ever on women.

So no doctor, I am not and I will not be until I stop being fat, definitely confirmed sub 18% bf for sex.

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"look at me doctor and you take a guess"

Congrats user, I did the same thing a couple years ago. Its like joining the rest of humanity

the meme looks scottish

Been married for 25 years; only 40 years old. Been continuously sexually active for more time than I've been single.

no im a neet

girls have tried to drunk rape my more than a hundred times at parties but no, I'm asexual.

based com poster

The biggest flex is to tell the truth and genuinely not give a fuck.
>Yes I put it in my butt.

>married at 15
Where the fuck do you live?

sounds like the middle east

Lost my shit on the train because of this.
Why the fuck is it so funny

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