Say something nice about me and my girl

It's just vascular, but not that big

Looking good Derek, nice and thick.

yes, i wanted to draw attention to their tinyness.

both ugly. shit bait.

qt
why you not work legs more bro?

I can already hear the ''Sup guys, Derek, moreplatesmoredates.com''

she looks like she would be enthusiastic in bed

you are taking years, possibly decades off your life just to look like a predictable run-off-the-mill roided up incell fighting off hairloss with anything under the sun. please stop it before too late

>roiding for THIS

Don't tell me what to do you reddit-spacing faggot.

Is this the justification you use to stay as disgusting as you have always been?

wtf do you mean "roiding for this"

he has huge delts and upper body development and a cute gf

if he was "roiding for this", it actually worked in his case

Damn Derek

AHAHAHAHAH this roidcel is fit incarnate

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Imagine roiding and trying every hairloss cope on the planet just to snag a tiny STICC 5/10

Embarrassing

Hi, Derek

insecure more

How do you know what happens on reddit

i like derek

Based!

I am not Derek, but I do enjoy his youtube channel

and just being objective, roiding for him was clearly worth it

I'd fuck the girl but she has disgustingly bowed legs.

The guy has nice delts but disproportionately small and comical forearms.

>disgustingly bowed legs.
genes of champions

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didn't notice that until you mentioned it

i'd still do her though, very cute

you sure it's not just the way she's posing? look at the feet
i require more pics, deliver them unto me, OP

Your girl is fucking ugly and no amount of makeup caked onto her revolting troll face will ever fix that.

Nice shoulders tho bro mirin

Your shins don't bend bro. She has bowed legs. Not a big deal it just looks really weird.

Weird Arnold, Lee Priest and a bunch of other guys who did more with less are still alive. Stop lying about anabolics you twit.

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More Plates More Dates from Youtube?

>underage b&

I like your sexual dimorphism. And that you are both white good looking people. I hope you'll have a great life and plenty of children.

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It takes one to know one, my redditor friend. ;)

You should blow a load in her to save the white race

Jelly, wish my boyfriend would be active but hey, you guys are happy at least, tell your man not to skip leg day so often though

I would totally let your gf peg me but not so sure about you I'm not homo

Cute, but you should do more leg work my man. Looking a bit top heavy

Nice his 'n hers calves

I bet the sex is hot. Big dudes and small chicks is sexy.

Don't skip leg day.

something nice about him and his girl

How tall is Derek? I don't think he's too tall. She might be 4'10"

Why is this guy trying all these hair loss copes? His hair looks fine.

I'm 29 you mongoloid.

>His hair looks fine

Exactly because he's been trying all these ""copes"". His hair used to look really thin at some point.

>why yes, I bench my squat. how could you tell?

I never knew derek doesn't train legs. Imagine roiding and not training legs. Embarrassing

Cool dinosaur

fpbp

This and forearms

Nice, she's got a good full & thick head of hair
>*tugs her hair really hard and no hair comes out"
Yup, your kids are never going bald

although we wont admit it openly for the most part, Jow Forums is happy for you.
May you two one day have healthy children who grow up to mog you in the future

Is that Derek from More Plates More Dates?

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Train legs, then you're good to go

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How far can you throw her?

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