Please refrain from useing the stares between floors 45 and 46 untill further notice - management

Please refrain from useing the stares between floors 45 and 46 untill further notice - management

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Please ignore the spectral girl on floor -23. If you dont bother her, she will not bother you -management

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can I make her my gf?

Please ignore false management bulletins, anyone caught impersonating a management official will be sent to re-education for proper treatment.
-MANAGEMENT

I dont see why not, one less mouth to feed. -management

Please ignore anti-false management messages. Anyone Anyone caught ignoring management mesages will be delt with. -management

Attention! Attention! Protests have erupted on the lower-class floors. Lockdown is initiated. Commencing quarantine protocol. -management

We apologise for the fault in the management bulletins. Those responsible have been sacked. -management

What are the lower level dwellers protesting THIS time? Fucking peasant mop pushers.

Apartment threads got ruined by namefags.

LOOK AT THE MOON
LOOK AT THE MOON

>Anyone Anyone caught ignoring management mesages will be delt with
We are tracking your monitor, an escort is en-route to take you to re-education, please remain in your designated living quarters until they arrive. Resistance is futile.
-MANAGEMENT

Quarantine lifted. Access to lower-class is open. Do not mind the residual odor. It is harmless. -management

Deploying strike force to inspect, and "eliminate" potential door threat.

Heretic door has been purged. Threat to public saftey has been eliminated, mission successful.

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>the consequences will never be the same
Come and get me, management fag.

>Calling it an apartment thread
> mad we are enjoying ourselves
Then contribute to make it better, or go to a diffrent thread and let us have our fun

Just an FYI, the water coming out of the showers on floor 1637 will make you grow hair like ANYWHERE it touches you, could someone fix this please?

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Maybe if management would stop pooring this towers limited resources into there own living quarters, the lower levels wouldent protest as much. Fuck, replace a lightbulb once in a while.

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A strike forse has been dispached to eliminate heretic plumbing.

>Strike forse

Upon further investigation, it was found that the onions supply has been leaking into the watter supply. Inhabitants are instructed to drink shower runoff in place of daly rations untill further notice. Any resulting unwanted hair should be shaven off of toung as one would shave there beards.

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Correction; the onions supply has been leaking into the watter supply.

Holy shit is there lead in the water supply on your floor?

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Is there not on your floor?

>Instructed to drink shower runoff
That's where the hair is coming from?
And who the fuck taught you to spell?

Obviously not as much as you guys, as I am still literate...

Bulletin amendment; it was found that the
S O Y L E N T supply has been leaking into the watter supply

Extra Razors will be provided by management with the next supply drop off.

And your mom.

>not drinking as much lead in your watter as possible
Fucking pleb.
What floor do you hail from? The problem will be addressed as soon as management finds room in the budget.

>Extra razors received
Am I doing it right?

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For proper shaveing instructions, please refer to your official inhabitor trainding pamphlet

Floor4256 here, our entire floor hasn't received it's watter shipment this week, any one know what's going on?

Watter supplys have been contaminated. We are looking into the problem. But fear not, fellow tower inhabitant, your love for the emperor will keep you hydrated.

The cause of the contamination has been determined. The lower level inhabitants intersepted and stole the watter shipment. It apears that the lower levels have started a rebellion aganst the management. Any inhabitants found to be Aiding and abetting the rebels will be detained, and tried as heretics. The penalty for hericy is death by fireing squad. -management