>"I'm so glad I spend my life lifting all those heavy objects"
"I'm so glad I spend my life lifting all those heavy objects"
John Garcia
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Nathaniel Barnes
weak filename, but the misspelling of spent as 'spend' makes up for it. 8/10 overall
Gavin Moore
Do you think this is an unlikely thing for a man to say on his deathbed?
Leo Ross
>"Remember that time I hit 4pl8 bench what a sick cunt I was"
Hudson Taylor
>"Yes sir, that was yesterday. Next time, please don't do it in flip flops."
Xavier Wright
>*hack* *cough* yyyeah, when I was your age, I was benching 6 platos doc
Blake Robinson
>spend my life lifting
you spend a few hours a week, then you live a better life the rest of your time
Wyatt Sullivan
t.
Christian Flores
amateur
John Morgan
t. triggered weightie
Mason Harris
natty pleb
Camden Foster
As long as you remember the other stuff too.
Evan Smith
Spend my life? Nigga I spend less time in the gym in a week than most people spend on Facebook in a day.
Eli Peterson
>the amount of cope in this thread
lmao, congrats on picking things up and putting them down, hopefully your lives aren’t as hollow as your ambitions
John Davis
NEVER IMPROVE
CONSUME, CONSUME, CONSUME
EMBRACE HEDONISM
HEDONISM = FEEL GOOD
SO
HEDONISM MUST BE FULFILLING
YOU WANT TO FEEL GOOD
YOU DO NOT WANT TO FEEL BAD
LONG-TERM IMPROVEMENT DOESN'T MATTER
AVOID ALL SUFFERING
PLEASE YOURSELF
ENJOY
CONSUME
NEVER SUFFER
ENJOY YOURSELF
HEDONISM IS GOOD, HEDONISM IS FULFILLING
DO NOT WASTE YOUR TIME GETTING BETTER
REALITY IS NIHILISTIC SO ENJOY YOURSELF
NEVER WORK FOR SOMETHING GREATER
FOCUS ON PLEASURE
NEVER IMPROVE
Nolan Young
>"I'm so glad I slept in an extra hour and a half every morning while being fat and uncomfortable and dying at the old age of 65"
Henry Jenkins
>YOU WANT TO FEEL GOOD
>YOU DO NOT WANT TO FEEL BAD
kek
Jack Powell
>"Unlike this bedbound dyel. Bitches call me Dr. Musclecock while he's dying at 60."
>"Hm I should buy a boat"
Charles Long
>"I'm so glad I spend my life watching anime and shitposting on a brazilian tap dance teamspeak server"
Justin Richardson
Dude, literally what the fuck are you talking about? Are you actually implying that the ONLY thing any of us do is lift weights? That shit trakes up a miniscule percentage of someone's time.
Landon Sullivan
I work out for maybe 15 minutes total each week.
Daniel Cooper
it takes maybe 6 hours a week, time you spend shitposting.
Hudson Gray
this
Daniel Thompson
>about an hour a day
>3-5 days a week
>my entire life
I'm sure you'll look back on all your Jow Forums time on your death bed with pride though OP.
Jonathan Walker
>I'm so glad I remained mobile and capable of unassisted living for most of my life
>I'm so glad I got to live 97 years instead of having a cardiac arrest in my 60s
>I'm so glad I experienced much less old-age diseases than my peers
Of course, making your entire lifestyle around fitness is idiotic, but as Pavel said, everyone should lift weights. An average lifter may spend maybe 10% of his/her life working out, most people spend far more on their smartphones nowadays.
Oliver Clark
>"Sir, you're cleared to leave today. Just remember, no shakers in the squat rack"
Mason Foster
>T. Fatty doesn't know how to do time management
Joshua Hall
Well I mean, I don't want to feel bad. That's why I work out, so I feel good.