Applied to over 50 jobs in the past 2 weeks on indeed

>applied to over 50 jobs in the past 2 weeks on indeed
>not one interview

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only applied to one out of the hundreds I could've applied to. and that was a while ago
too lazy to check back on that ONE job application
Ah. feels good not being in poorfag city

and who knows. maybe I'll shwing into getting a job
when I like, feel like it. Man

Hello re.dditor,get your first like!

Maybe your resume doesn't standout from the crowd enough. I wouldn't know because I've never applied to a job.

What? You didn't go in there, ask to speak to the manager, look him in the eye while giving him a firm handshake, and hand him your resume like I told you, Champ? No wonder you're not getting anywhere! Look, tomorrow morning bright and early we're going out there and you're going to apply to every place in town. We'll stop at Chik-Fil-A for lunch and get you some of those "tendies" you like so much.

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after looking up indeed, im not surprised you never got a reply. thats not how you get work, at least i have never gotten a job off the internet. put social anxiety in a box and just walk in with your number and a short paragraph or two of self sale. come back when they dont call exactly a week later at the same time so that you talk to the same person. youll be remembered and have much a better chance

What's your qualifications user? Any experience, schooling etc?

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pssst user here is a tip
its ok to lie in CV like 20-30% (about work experience) I wouldn't risk with degrees though
practice in front of the mirror like 10 minutes what you would say at interview
it worked for like half of jobs i went too
also remember a clean colored shirt and clean black shoes
i went to most of the jobs just to see if i like it didn't satisfy me at all except one but the wage was bellow minimum soo yeah

also when you in the waiting room pretend ur are amazed how nice the place looks other small details shit like that
I'm honest im a sociopath from my family since i've learn to lie even in school cuz i never want to told anyone they are alcoholics or other shit
learn
to
lie

I'm trying to help u bro ur a zoomer just like me fuck those old bald shit fucks boomies i hope they rot in hell and suffer well :)

Having to lie means that it's a common theme where you'd be working. Fuck that

welcome to capitalism where only the greediest survive

if u spoil the truth like a retard people will backstab u dont think its all fun and games where everything is fair

>apply for over 100 jobs
>actually get several calls a day from employers
>too terrifyingly anxious and nervous to pick up the phone and answer
>listen to voicemail
>never call back
>repeat

one day i'll stop shaking whenever i hear the phone or door bell ring.

hell even my mom have 2 or even 10 faces because you are on ur own in this jungle

50 jobs is nothing and 2 weeks is no time, I got called in for job interviews 2 months after applying, sometimes the HR takes a while
I started looking seriously for jobs at the end of january and I had a job in march, since then I quit that one for a better one where I started last week

I won't deny that either. But just like how CEOs make it to the top, capitalism is a metaphorical game that can be hacked if you know how it works.

Basically pretending to be somebody you're not. Makes sense.

and hits the jackpot

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if you were a diligent and smart person you'd have enough credentials by the time you're 23 that you don't have to lie about anything, if you've spent 25 years of life with nothing to show for it then it's better if you lie
I didn't have to lie to get my any jobs that I had before but that's because the employers were very desperate to hire anyone, granted they were shit paying low end jobs but hey if your goal is just to escape neetdom then it's good enough

you mean billionares got there by working hard and never lying?

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Damn over 50 jobs in your area you qualify for?
Must be a very empty city

>applied to two jobs
>was working within a week
I'm the Chad of employment

>Makes a thread about applying to over 50 fuckin jobs and not getting a call
>Mock someone who is giving you advice and probably is right
> FUKKEN BOOMERS

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what is your aim in life dumb wojakposter? being a billionaire? then you can bet your ass that you'll have to be very diligent and smart while praying that you'll find a good opportunity to be among the first who cashes in on a new lucrative market
if your aim is just cruising by in life with being moderately rich then study hard in highschool, get a scholarship in university, study hard, go win student competitions so when you're 25 you can show a phd and a list of achievements for a CEO who will hire you for eyewatering amounts of money
if you're a neet for 25 years then you have the choices of lying through your teeth or looking for a low end job where they don't care about your achievements and will hire you if you have 4 limbs and you're not a drooling drug addict

as a zoomer I want to make a boomer drop the soap and pill the shit out of him till he fucking cries cuz he thinks he is almighty messing with younger people
never listen to older people they try to screw you over in this rat race

with a bit of connections you can get way further and faster than this work hard stuff its capitalism , yes I know cheating sucks we should all play fair but this is the world we live IN , they want you to work ur whole life to get barelly at the top while others shot a few words here and there and bam seeya later bud , doesn't that struck u a nerve? seeing people going up with 60% of what they learned in school only because they talked here and there and knows someone from the top , hell no I'm not grinding all my life just to get a slice this isn't my way of living

can't even count how many jobs I went and seen people ''knowing'' each other some got hired after me and got promoted and he didn't even had bacheloor degree

if you're a valuable person you'll have good connections, because people will want to have good connections with you, you can bullshit your way through life and get into a nice place through buddies but that's always like dancing on a razor's edge, your buddies might get you in somewhere but because you're not a valuable person you'll get discarded at the first problem, I've seen it happen to a lot of people a lot of times, they boast about getting a good job and a good place through drinking buddies then a few years later they're quietly sitting in their mom's basement at home because those drinking buddies weren't really that reliable
I've done well for myself in high school so I had scholarships in pretty prestigious universities where I've met plenty of guys who studied really hard and it always paid off for them, they make shittons of money and are respected experts in their fields
granted I dropped out because I never studied so I just ended up bumming but hard work pays off, if you don't want to work then don't but be aware that then you'll have to lie and still only get a low end job

try linkedin jobs instead