>be afraid and disgusted of vaginas all my life
>virgin because of that
>masturbate only to blowjobs and anal
>start lifting at 29 years old
>start finding vaginas less repulsive
>first time coom to vaginal porn after 6 months of lifting
>eventually masturbate frequently to vaginal porn and fantasize about licking pussies
>be a bit flirty with a girl I met at a work trip and lose virginity by having vaginal sex with her
why is lifting so fucking based? why does it solve all problems?
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Most vaginas are objectively fucking ugly mate. Fucking a mouth >>>>>>> pussy
I agree but now I'm anxious if vagina distaste is a sign of low T
Pussy feels better than facefucking but a good blowjob is definitely up there
i dont want sex bitch i only want the neck bitch
honestly this is the average sort of girl i wish i had been having one night stands with in college
nothing really noteworthy about her but it would be a good night of feeling like you're normal. i'd almost rather bang her than someone objectively prettier because at that point you're like "ok you're banging me but you're out of my league, what's your angle"
with this girl you're like "ok shes just horny like me, we're both average. cool"
Its just a hole to put your dick in. You shouldn't feel obligated to do shit to it other than fuck it. You're lucky you're on the right side of the coin and don't have the obligation to suck before fucked
Honestly, I hear others saying how much they love licking vaginas and I wonder if I'm defective.
An ex even gloated that her recent boyfriend stops fucking to go down on her (I rarely did)
Sneed
Unironically do nofap for a while. Or take ashwaganda, it’s an herb that raises t
BJ porn > PIV porn
PIV IRL > BJ IRL
I love eating pussy, but the only reason to stop fucking to eat pussy is because your dick is getting soft
It's just not your thing. I dislike licking pussy too.
Thank you for posting this copypasta. This is one of the best
This user gets it
Depends. Innie looks nice to me especially in doggy position. Roast beef is disgusting tho.
Not devective dude lets be honest, a good pussy that walked around all day is going to taste like salt and have a slightly odd smell that will make you cringe. HOWEVER. If you get her right after the shower and she's looking just right, who knows, you may enjoy that more 'fresh fish' taste
I guess I’m a blowjob man. I rarely fucked my ex gf, maybe once a week, but she was getting on her knees at least once a day. Maybe that’s why she left me ayyy lmao
Tbh I probably ate her out 1-2 times in the two year long relationship
>Maybe that’s why she left me
Weird. You'd think a girl unhappy with her bf wouldn't be succin daily. You got some relationship game bro
She wasn’t mentally stable, didn’t study/work, abused vidya, popping lithium like candy, etc. Last time i heard she was living with some boomer millionaire or something like that
Vaginas are weird things user. Very few look pleasant. However, it doesn't even factor into how attractive I find a girl. Believe it or not, I actually place personality and intellect above how her beef wallet looks. If that doesn't tell you how low of a priority it is, I don't know what will.
That being said, some vaginas are so disfigured that they aren't functional. Watch out for that, unless you want to spend your time giving her choregasms. Women who rely entirely on clit stimulation for masturbation and sex should be avoided like the plague. They are lazy. And it doesn't matter how good you are at sucking the bean. You can't compete with a vibrator that runs at the same frequency as a sonic knife. It's like the female equivalent of death grip.
Women who orgasm easily from actual intercourse are the only ones who are worthy of the occasional oral sex ordeal.
So you get it up again by licking?
Genius level IQ right here
this seems right
I've never seen a vagina in real life but in my hentai they look nice...
I actually think a good blowjob is better. Especially if they can move their tongue around and gag on your cock. All that gurgling and movement feels great.
clean pussy doesnt really have a taste unless she's go something fucky going on in there. I agree though, not having her shower before and itll taste like licking a battery
I would disagree, I like vaginal sex because you can absolutely dominate while on top and that feeling is the best.
This except no porn at all
>not facefucking the shit out of some bar slag
best of both worlds.
Not him but it gets me harder again. Sometimes you have to take a rest for a minute. Like resting between sets so you can lift heavy for the next set.
I mean it is just as dominating, but I like to hear them moan and be the cause of their lust. When I make someone cum it's one of the best feeling.
Saddest thread on Jow Forums by far.
There's nothing like cooming inside raw. Total satisfaction. Something biochemical there lads
More testosterone - lower standards.
oh okay yeah sets and reps now youre speaking a language i understand
based romans
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based kiefposter
Incredibly fitpilled, you’re going to make it son.
Fucking hell bitches are dumb, he just stopped so he could regain composure and fuck her for longer, not because he loved her pussy.
> t. quick comer who needs to employ tricks
Thank you, Julius Caesar.
IM COOOOOOOOOOMING AAAAAAAAAAH
Some girls' pussies taste real good. Some do not.
>unironically citing a fictional video game cult
>be afraid and disgusted of vaginas all my life
>virgin because of that
>masturbate only to blowjobs and anal
lifting literally made u become not gay
yeah, im thinking he is BASED
godspeed but dont become cocky after first success