>Oh my GAWD, he LITERALLY asked me out!!!
>HE DID WHAT!!
>He LITERALLY tried to ask me out. I almost BURST OUT LAUGHING in his face.
>Oh my GAWD, that's so AWK-WERD!!
>And he tried to be really assertive like one of those Pick Up Artist Incel guys. He didn't even ask me, he just said *mock deep awkward overly serious guy voice* "Hey Jessica. You're coming with me to the beach this Saturday!"
>*all 3 in unison* TEEEHEEHEEHEEHEEEHEEE *inhale* HEEHEEHEE
Oh my GAWD, he LITERALLY asked me out!!!
Isaac Young
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Jeremiah Johnson
>someone out there unironically wrote this post
>someone out there was seething and shaking with rage as they wrote this post
Nolan Adams
I made fun of someone like this to my friends the other day. Some ugly dude came up to me in the grocery store and started commenting on the shit in my cart. Like "where did you get those chips? those look interesting I should try those". I wasn't even nice about it I just started walking away from him and he got the message. It was sooo awkward and stilted at least when a normalfag hits on people it feels normal, dude came at me like he watched a YT video on how to talk to girls
Juan Davis
>where did you get those chips? those look interesting I should try those
what the fuck else am i supposed to say?
Brandon Hall
Haha just b yourself bro ;)
Connor Lee
>the right guy doesn't need to figure out what to say
Connor Martinez
Say the same thing but try being Chad next time incel lol exdeeeeee
Chase Harris
Yeah, in your next life, If u are lucky enough to reborn a Chad
Bentley Russell
he is completeIy right tho
Jacob Adams
The sad truth: if you have to ask her out, either she's playing shit tests, or she just doesn't want you. At most you will be the "beta" part in the usual "alpha fux, beta bux" thing.
When a girl is actually into you, she will eventually ask you out. And the more you reject her, the more she will try to win your heart.
Brody Ortiz
what if it was an actual fembot writing it?
Austin Robinson
if you're set on this chick, wait til she gets in line and go in behind her, if not just wait til you get in line next to qt
>damn, are those chips good? I've heard a lot about em
Mind you if she doesnt think you're cute the way you approach will never matter, the end result is always the same.
Jackson Price
I can feel your virginity emanating from this post, holy shit
Dominic Lopez
As a follow up, its just a bad sentence to say to a stranger.
>where did you get those chips?
From the chip aisle jackass
>those look interesting I should try those
In general just a shit follow up. No chips are new and exciting enough to be like "wow, those lays seem interesting" and "i should try them" leaves no conversational opening. You opened and closed your own sentence. It sounds like you honestly tried to use a sentence you read online in place of any object. Its something that would be better said to an acquaintance that you wanna know better who has like a local brewer's beer in their hand or something, but it'd only work out if they were into breweries or something.
You'll get there one day user
Jack Thompson
>be 4chanfag
>parents demand you get a gf
>after extensive search, finalize that PUA pick-up line
>go to supermarket a few dozen times to analyze the possible candidates
>decide your target -- that ugly girl buying MexiPoop IndiaTurd chips
>carefully never make eye contact with her, walk around her without raising suspicions
>days later, rinse and repeat
>after a few weeks you finally are familiar being around her and carefully select the moment when noone is around the isle
>heartbeat is around 140-160, take a deep breath, concentrate
>as soon as you notice she's near you catch a glimpse of her cart and slowly, romantically, genuinely tell her "those look interesting" (the chips, not her body features) while the autismo inside you is literally shouting "PLZ BOB UND VAGENIUS"
>as soon as you start talking to her, it happens the Dr.Jekill & Mr.Hyde tsundere thing: she transforms from a fembot to a grossed out skank, looks away and quickly walks away
Tfw you now fuckin' hate chips.
Also, you're 31, NEET and kissless virgin.
>PLOT TWIST: she was only shopping there because once upon a time there was that Chad cashier who told here the most magical and romantic words in this world: "That'll be $21.50, thank you".
William Scott
>bragging about being non-virgin
>on Jow Forums
Blake Bennett
Now that you say it like that it is just a lil funny
Tho i still accept his red pill
Joshua Perry
Nothing, you're fucked. Enjoy virginity for the rest of your days
Wyatt Howard
You will never be a real woman ree
Parker Kelly
>Hey Jessica. You're coming with me to the beach this Saturday!
lol
Self help crap has more value than those pick up books
Landon Sanchez
>pick up artist
You forgot the important step where you pay actors to pretend to be your girlfriend
Ryder Richardson
Yet another gay/tranny psyops. Sad.
Aaron Perez
>*all 3 in unison* TEEEHEEHEEHEEHEEEHEEE *inhale* HEEHEEHEE
I hate that this is making me kek so hard.
Maybe...maybe don't hit on girls at the grocery store? Like, I know when I'm there I just want to get my spaghettios and leave, preferably as fast as possible.
>When a girl is actually into you, she will eventually ask you out.
I dunno about all that chief
Colton Peterson
>When a girl is actually into you, she will eventually ask you out. And the more you reject her, the more she will try to win your heart.
now I'm not saying there aren't women like this, but to apply it to all women is just fucking stupid
Leo Morris
>asking a girl out
Why would you waste your time on something so dumb?
Xavier Garcia
Good advice from PUAs:
>be confident
>stand up straight
>don't let rejection get you down
Bad advice from PUAs:
>literally everything else
negging doesn't work, guys.
Colton King
Thats a very stupid pick up line you have to accept that op.
Cameron Miller
once you grow up you learn to take rejection not seriously and sometimes girls just aren't into you and you don't need to obsess over why they weren't
Lincoln Phillips
>just be confident bro
are you fucking serious
Josiah Barnes
why would you care what women you will never see in your life think about you retard
Alexander Collins
post ur pic and how you go up to women and we will critique
Dylan Bennett
You know good and well he has never approached a woman in his life
Carson Lopez
>post your pic
no
>and how you go up to women and we will critique
I don't go up to women
Lincoln Taylor
swear most of these people are nerds who never grew up
Evan Reed
my theory is all these incels and shit are really all just chris chan