Who else here pulls down their pants, bends over, and spreads their butt-cheeks when they fart?

Who else here pulls down their pants, bends over, and spreads their butt-cheeks when they fart?

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I do but that's only cuz im a girl. I think

Did you know that you literally eject airborne particles of fecal matter when you fart? I could never be a nudist for that reason.

Farts are composed of nitrogen, hydrogen, CO2, methane and O2, not shit.

Your ass has shit in it, retard. When you fart the gas collides with the shit you undeniably have in your fucking ass and gets blown out of your disgusting herpes riddled poohole into the air behind your bare ugly fat rear end.

I do when there are other people in the house so as to not BRAAAAPPP

i had this same discussion with a friend and he had to google what a fart was and yes, it is indeed methane gas.
most people learn this as kids driving by farms, cows, methane, manure, yeah....

He wasn't refuting what type of gas comes out retards. if i have a straw i pulled out from my soda and blow through it will soda come out? "no your breath is mostly C02!" fuckin brainlets

not if i blow very softly through the straw. it's not like when you fart you're putting 100% of your asshole pressure there, otherwise you'd just shit yourself everytime.
i actually think you might be retarded.

so fake and so gay.

>also: sage grows in all fields

we're not talking about smelling a fart from across the room. you're telling me if someone farts bare ass, no shit comes out? the average american who just wipes after. Not even a speck? farts move at like 10 feet per second itll lift any dried shit around your spokes.

fake and gay.

the BRAAP happens because of the low frequency (induced by gases decompression and bubbling) perineum elasticity.

Also, yes, the farts include particles of fecal matter. That's why your shorts fuckin' smell like shit after a few hours you're wearing them.

Muzzle velocity may be 10ft/s. But its speed decay is quadratic. Even a bareassed fart hardly reaches a target ~30 ft away.

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>the shit just magically floats in the air waiting for the fart to push it out and doesn't hit your anus walls

>Tfw no bend over and spread cheeks braap gf

>tfw you fart while sitting and it blows your balls upward

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I love getting in bed and giving myself a dutch oven. Farting while doing squats also seems to produce the loudest, juiciest ones too. It turns me on so much.

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>dutch oven.

At last a Dutch tradition gets appreciated worldwide.

It's not like your clothes actually stop it, and anything not bleached is always germy.

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When home, I save on cooling by wearing just undies to catch drippings and sit on a towel.

I can't believe you're this stupid, nigger.

I open my apartment's door and do that towards the outside.

I do when I can since I don't want my underwear or pants to smell faintly of shit, its cleaner this way

I want you to sit on my face and blast braps as you jerk me off user

They stink but I would if you wanted that!

>They stink but I would if you wanted that!

That's even better!!! Twiggles#3870 Is my disc if interested, would love to hear your braps!

uuugh degenerates

yo user i got your add but it vanished? I think it was you anyways maybe resend? :)

I appreciate Zwarte Piet

Methane is also odorless

I'd give anything for a brapfag/scatfag bf.

Same, I'll get so horny I can't go back to sleep.

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Not a fartfag but thats a nice pic without the pffftgfidhf

Would be nice for sure

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Why are boys with stinky farts so cute?

Sniff mine

females are lucky they can just brap cleanly with a skirt

Y-yes! How stinky are they?

a girl(girl) or girl(boy) asking for a friend

Very, they're really meaty and ripe

Please sit on my face, get comfy and put a blanket over your lap and let loose~

I love how there's an argument in almost every thread today. More so than usual, I mean. What's up with you guys today?

I'll give them to you only because you said please

How long would you sit there while I'm trapped with your cute stinky butt?

As long as I kept releasing gas or you kept sniffing

That sounds so hot. I'd get all queasy down there..Got a discord?

Post yours please

Send it [email protected]

is this a spoiler thread?

yes oriogunal

I was unironically intrigued by this exchange desu

What caught your interest?

No because I like to hear the brap

I don't know it was like a car crash in slow-mo

Any femanon here wants to fart on my face?

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