I'm out for a week and now everything is fucking coom

I'm out for a week and now everything is fucking coom
what happened?

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kys

t. coomer

a few discord faggots trying to force a meme itll blow over in a week when they get bored (zoomer attention span)

Homosexuality and masturbation are coping mechanisms that mammals use to deal with extreme stress and trauma
>Masturbation and homosexuality absent in primitive hunter gatherer tribes
theatlantic.com/health/archive/2012/12/where-masturbation-and-homosexuality-do-not-exist/265849/

Humans form selective relationships. In a so called "natural" for lack of better term, state, akin to the humans of the paleolithic, the default sexual state is monogamy, with an addictional polygamy without commitment only towards members of enemy tribes (aka slavery and rape).
During the neolithic revolution only 1 man every 17 women reproduced, but during the paleolithic the ratio was nearly 1/1.
The neolithic revolution was characterized by
>overpopulation
>huge scale wars
>scarcity of resources
This lead to the development of overcrowded villages, akin to modern day favelas subjected to strict tyrannical rule of warlords who controlled the means of (food) production, causing mental problems and degenerative coping behaviour such as homosexuality and masturbation.
Wolves exhibit the alpha/beta hierarchy only in captivity, in nature the leader of the pack is the oldest member of the family (with males being more important in the hierarchy than females).

People had enough of thotposting and Instaorbiting so the pendulum shifts to the other side. Cumbrains seethe over this.

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youve been spamming this in every thread. what kind of a retard goes on 4channel.org with an agenda.

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Why yes, of course I spam my own copypasta in every related thread, how did you know?

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>same image name
>same phone poster
>same 3 posters in every thread spamming their shitty meme
lmao a real revolution on our hands. im sure youre going to overpower millions of years of evolution

>I-I know!
>I'm going to try and change the mentality of some coomers in an anonymous vietnamese fly fishing forum!
>t-that'll show these kikes!

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Not him but humans outsids of civilization don't masturbate.
Homosexuality and masturbation are coping mechanisms that mammals use to deal with extreme stress and trauma
>Masturbation and homosexuality absent in primitive hunter gatherer tribes
theatlantic.com/health/archive/2012/12/where-masturbation-and-homosexuality-do-not-exist/265849/

Humans form selective relationships. In a so called "natural" for lack of better term, state, akin to the humans of the paleolithic, the default sexual state is monogamy, with an addictional polygamy without commitment only towards members of enemy tribes (aka slavery and rape).
During the neolithic revolution only 1 man every 17 women reproduced, but during the paleolithic the ratio was nearly 1/1.
The neolithic revolution was characterized by
>overpopulation
>huge scale wars
>scarcity of resources
This lead to the development of overcrowded villages, akin to modern day favelas subjected to strict tyrannical rule of warlords who controlled the means of (food) production, causing mental problems and degenerative coping behaviour such as homosexuality and masturbation.
Wolves exhibit the alpha/beta hierarchy only in captivity, in nature the leader of the pack is the oldest member of the family (with males being more important in the hierarchy than females).

why would i give a shit

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(ckszd)
>>I-I know!
>>I'm going to try and change the mentality of some coomers in an anonymous vietnamese fly fishing forum!
>>t-that'll show these kikes

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what's the word? I really was out for a week

>forcing a meme with 2 other people

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>i will protect my geocities web forums honor
lahahahahah hahahahaa

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is the word cumbrain really filtered on /v/?

>these idiots think I'm trolling
>genuinely don't know what the hell is going on

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>shadman

shad is really stale he draws all the bodies the same, no variety

that's the word? lmao

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It’s just underage summerfags kicking up the trolling into maximum overdrive to squeeze in as much shitposting before school starts. It will die down when they get shoved in lockers overnight and can’t phonepost because of lack of reception and low battery

Good. They saw how cancerous this meme is and nipped it in the bug immeadiately.

cumbrains are fighting back, we need more coomposters

It becomes "gamer"

or it hit to close to home with the degenerates

You understand you're just encouraging porn posting? They see it as easy (you)s so you spamming coom meme cancer isnt going to stop porn posting. You guys are ruining this board in every direction and anyone who doesnt like this stupid meme is automatically a cumbrain. Real autism is amoung us my god.

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>it's true
FUCKING LMAO
I love this place

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Jannies actually kneeled down to coomposters and started deleting thot threads.

>realize this is peak moment in the great nofap/coom war

>yfw this moment will decide Jow Forumss fate moving forward

You must pick a side and fight. There's no one going to help you
>fraudfags had stroke and ded
>vegays are too deficient in iron/d+b vitamins to send aid or even continue living
>powerlifting copes broke their backs deadlifting
>fasters have been eternally btfo and cant even keep a general alive for 24 hours, so they've run to cole's yt page to have a circle jerk
>fph is based as always (probably to only sane uncompromised general left..but it wont be long until they fall and are forced to join the great war)

>everyone else has already picked a side

Time to take up arms!

TO COOOOOOM OR NOT TO COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

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you 2-3 guys trying to force these shitty low-qual "memes" REALLY need to get a life. Try lifting.

/v/ is fun because its a bunch of perverts, Jow Forums is different but leave /v/ alone.

based jannies based quads

this
also checked

/v/ is total shit

And I wouldnt want it any other way

Nofappers and coomposters are a greater cancer than thotposters ever were. They're just looking for psychological validation that they're right about their faggy little cult. Anything vaguely erotic triggers the fuck out of them, because they're all recovering porn addicts with zero self control. They use the term cumbrain because they themselves are neurologically compromised.

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>t. "neurologically compromised" coombrain

>N-no you guys are the cumbrains!

COOMING SO HARD TO YOUR IDIOCY RIGHT NOW FUCKKKKKKKKKKK SOOOOO GOOOOOD

Based. Get every element of cancer off this board.

>masturbation are coping mechanisms that mammals use to deal with extreme stress and trauma
Except my friends were the first to introduce me to the idea in 7th grade which is when I started so where do I fall?

I have no strict opinion on nofap, but I like to imagine all the cumbrain/coom posters are just really insecure girls jealous of the insta thots and porn stars that are hogging all the male attention.
Makes them all seem a lot cuter

>actually managed to turn the coom posting into another sexual fantasy
Top coom post

I made , thotbrain and pic related
It’s almost as if people use other people’s memes
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Inb4 no you
Inb4 Muh fap

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>not sure if just delusional sadboi or if an ascended coomer
God save us if former

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>phone poster
It’s almost as if there are other iPhone fags
>same image name
iPhones generate gibberish for image names and I’ve seen multiple people post that pic
>3 posters
Yeah how awful people get sick of non stop thot posting
Also see

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It's "nipped in the BUD"
You're welcome :)

I like this meme lads

dynamite

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Shut up homo

Go back to school

Better gay than retarded

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COOMIN LEFT AN RIGHT

Imagine getting mad over this meme.
Must be the high prolactin.

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See

See

I SIDE WITH THE COOMERS! AHHH FUCKKK IM COOOOMING SO HARD LOVE IT SO MUCH, I JUST SHOOT FAT LOADS ALL DAY EVERY DAY.

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See Snee Sneed

Don't make posts at me homo. Fucking HOMO FAGGOT HOOOOMO QUEER FAG.
god what a stupid little shit you are.

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COOMIN ALREADY FELLAS

The correct answer is not to Cum.

>Believing this Darwinic bullshit

cumbrain

Isn't it more gay to be distracted by some Thot picture from some faggots than posting ads from some e hoe?

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Cumbrain