/r9gay/ - #708

I am a top that likes the idea to give a good rimming and blowing my bottom. Shame there aren't many bottoms like that.

>tfw no moof to fall asleep with

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What is a moof?

How do I ask a top to rim me if I don't know if he's into it?

I'm not into rimming but my first and only bf so far liked it and he said my butt is good for that

>Shame there aren't many bottoms like that.
What? Who wouldn't like that?

>How do I ask a top to rim me if I don't know if he's into it?
You're talking to me like you're asking about hook up stuff? I do not know. I hate the idea of hook ups. I want a boyfriend but I stated my preference.

a cute boy who unfortunately lives in a different timezone

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Please take your avatarfagging somewhere else, no one cares.

No I have a boyfriend, I'm just looking for your perspective on it since I don't wanna ask him.

>No I have a boyfriend, I'm just looking for your perspective on it since I don't wanna ask him.

If he has never talked about kinks with you, you could try fishing it out from him but bringing up stuff to try out during cuddle time or when you two make out.
If he has talked about his kinks but never mentioned rimming then you might have to make your butt look like a nice peach, clean it properly and invite him to play around with your butt, butthole and so on.
Lay on the bed and be prepared, ask him to come and use fingers first along with some flavored lube. Playing and toying your ass, make some cute noise showing you like it and tell him eventually you want him to try using his tongue to swirl around the opening and teasing.
Fuck I got hard, I wish I had a boyfriend I could do this to...
Good luck user, I am jelly of your boyfriend.

Just reading this made me all dizzy..
Thanks, I'll try my best!

I will leave for now and come back when you calmed down

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Chaotics tell me, do you play with your butt?

Stay if you want, just stop avatarfagging and trying to devellop a longt term recognizable personality on an anonymous imageboard, it's cancer. If you want attention and the likes go to reddit or steam or whatever.

nice quads, no i dont wtf

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I'm a moof then but it's not bedtime yet

>no i dont wtf
Wtf I thought you were a bottom.

I meant a specific fag from NA, my bad

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>tmw no meow hating bf

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Good morning fellow slav!

This is really the fucking worst, first avatarfags woke up, now the tripfags.

at least you can take comfort in that they're both lonely losers who will never get a real boyfriend

Hello anyon
Not enough space for your normalnagger posting, meow is so sorry!

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We slavs should be together. Are you really in Slovakia?
Can drive to it within 1 hour.

Im not from slovakia anyon

only normalniggers crave to have an identity, you can go to reddit for that :)

But you're slav? Or did you lie again?

Meows a polak

>Meows a polak
Damn, well I am sure someone from west eu or north eu will grab you then.

plz shove ure big schlong in mai boihole :3

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ay lik tha big pee pee with tha pop skin

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>plz shove ure big schlong in mai boihole :3
Hot

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>met my exbf on steam
>he visited me twice while staying at my place for sometime
>tfw we used to cuddle together everynight
>tfw traveled together to Amsterdam

>tfw BPD kicks in and you destroy the whole relationship for no reason

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>Are you really in Slovakia?
What the fuck man?
Why do people keep mentioning me, it's so weird.

>Damn, well I am sure someone from west eu or north eu will grab you then.
Wont happen, but at least meow posting here makes all the normans seethe :3

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>Wont happen, but at least meow posting here makes all the normans seethe :3
Why? Is meow hair and fat or just shy?

were is mai big dik bf???!!!
kitty wants tha meat, nyaa~~

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Westerners are generally not interested in easterners.

Meow is kinda fat and meow is not normal.

I am, as long they are not fat, hairy and like to cuddle.

Chubbies are hot, fatties are not, desu.

>Chubbies are hot
I have a fetish for chubbies with girly form and that they're hairless...am I weird?

>with girly form
What do you mean by this? I get the hairless part, sure but girly? So you really want chubby girls then?

>sure but girly? So you really want chubby girls then?
No I do not want a girl but just the form on a male sounds abnormal and hot. I guess I am just weird.

>am I weird
No, but you are clearly str8.

Westerners are pretty much only brits, and they are generally only interested in other brits. Same with scandis. Germans and the likes would probably be an easterner's best shot.

>No, but you are clearly str8.
oh...
>never liked girls
>always looked at guys butt and wanted to be with one

I just deliberately went out of my way to walk past my ex's apartment. I think I saw him. I think he saw me.

Am I a stalker? Am I evil? I feel awful. I just can't let go.

...why wouldn't you want a male form on a man? Yeah that is weird. I guess you like trannies. Have fun dealing with literal insane people.

>...why wouldn't you want a male form on a man? Yeah that is weird.
No idea, chubby guys don't look cute when they look like dwarfs or orcs.

As a scandi, I wish to express my deep and beastlike hunger for anglos.

But they don't look like dwarfs or orcs thou. What the bloody hell are you on about? Sort of offending my own personal preference here, you twat.

Honestly, I wouldn't mind that, you scandis and brits should just date each other and leave us other euros alone. Nothing of value to be found among you.

Minus minor insult, I am greatly aroused by the mere thought.

Scandis and brits, the only question is who is going to ghost the other first.

>tmw every homo is a horny degenerate
>tmw no nonhorny meow bf

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What if I am horny but will not do anything without a boyfriend?
Am I bad?

They won't be able to ghost me in real life :DDD

You are a degenerate thou, meow. Just admit it.

>he posts lewd material on twitter and pornhub
>every homo is a horny degenerate

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Meow does? Can you link me his twitter and pornhub, thanks.

>Am I bad?
Norman and gay
Meow is not a degenerate
Meow doesnt post anywhere else dum

You basically want a tranny boyfriend?
A guy who has no testosterone?

...meow, please don't embarrass yourself

Meow doesnt like trannies
>caring about meow
Big eww

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de.pornhub.com/users/meowiecat
but you link them on chan so dont get surprised when horny gays start to orbit you

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>caring
I hate you, despise you vehemently.

"Meow doesnt like trannies"
lol?

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>>I hate you, despise you vehemently.
Even worse :3
Its not meow tho

"tmw no nonhorny meow bf"

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Wtf no fair I'm always asking for a scandi bf ;_;

but some user here told me that its you,

>Staat: United States
my bad

fcuk that's hot
Where can I get meow?

>tfw you're a small gay but to mods ban you when you post

Is this the greenland flag?

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pls make next edition meow lewds and put meow lewds in op image

Can we not post lewds? It makes me feel really bad :(

I deliberately posted not fully nudes ones.

Why do you feel like that? Did something happen?

It's attractive people flaunting their attractiveness in my face. As an ugly person it makes me feel bad because it reminds me what I'll never have.

Its not even meow, some random trap/tranny.

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Hey where are you from, meow?

Are you hairy and fat? Why do you not train and trim?

Hey I made an r9gay server if anyone wants to join the code is /fzDWzZM

Why are you asking meow about the same thing for the nth time

I know it's not you, just saying.

There are things that are objectively unattractive and unfixable. It's not the trivial issue of being fat or hairy.

It's funny how someone random from poland post that random trap/tranny. It's funny since they are totally not you.

>tmw meow is the only polish person on earth

I will love you forever user. I am too not good looking.