Weekly Family Thread

His wife
but also his sister

My little sis came over to spend the night with me and I made us a giant bag of pizza rolls and we watched Wreck it Ralph 2 and played Smash Ultimate. If I can have her grow up without getting into degenerate things I can die happy

The girl OP is trying to get pregnant by defeating birth control only to land in jail as a reward. I wonder if someone will try to get Chris pregnant in jail.

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I mean. I wouldn't mind if she did, the idea appeals to me, but I'm pretty sure she won't. Besides we aren't just holed up doing it like crazy, we spend our time doing a lot of other stuff.

Sounds like you had a nice evening. Nothing wrong with watching kids movies. We do it sometimes.

Just wanted to shoutout my mother for being one of the best women I've been blessed to meet on this earth desu
I don't live with her anymore but she's the only person who visits my dingy apartment every weekend and is the only reason I keep it clean.

I'd move in with her to reduce living costs but I want to maintain the somewhat convincing illusion that I'm doing something with my life alive and well. I'm just in such a garbage state right now, but I've got a ton of interviews lined up that are looking good. I'll make you proud of something that I've actually done one day, Mum.

Good luck with your interviews user.

Glad to see your week was good Chris. Mine was filled with embarrassment and stress.

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please share. it can't be worse than last week... right?

Using Tenhou? Familial l7447 lobby when?

Tell us. I still believe you'll cross the finish line before Anonette.

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Where did he touch you this time?

Tenhou? what's that? the screenshot is from a flashgame with tutorial included

>I still believe you'll cross the finish line before Anonette.
I just want Anonette's brother to hold her tightly in his arms and tell her he will always be there for her and protect her. She deserves happy love!

tenhou.net/0/?L7447
It's a online mahjong website. It was used a lot in Saki/Akagi/Mahjong threads, unfortunetaly the international lobby (l7447) it's pretty much unhabited today.

There is a Firefox/Chrome extension that translates it.

>She deserves happy love!
I can't stop bullying anonette, my brotherly instincts turns in and I remember about my little sisters and younger (female) cousins that I can't bully due to the physical distance.

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Posting a miku to summon mikuanon to the thread.

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Come on couch, I need my weekly feel-cute feel-good stories for the week

Friday
>we pick up a pizza for dinner
>he got his friend to buy him some beer
>come back to the house
>he asks if I want one
>tell him I don't like it
>he says he bought fruity ones because he wanted to drink with just me
>decide to try it after a bit of thinking
>it's actually kind of tasty
>end up drinking with him while we eat pizza
>play some games and just having fun with him
>end up drinking like 5 of these things and start to feel a bit unbalanced
>he puts me on the couch and just rubs my back telling me I drank too fast
>end up falling asleep because I was really comfortable
>wake up next morning feeling tired
>I'm hugging his head into my chest
>notice one key problem
>I'm only in my underwear
>make enough noise freaking out that he wakes up with his face in my bra
>he starts freaking out while I am freaking out
>he is fully dressed still but I still start yelling asking why I am almost naked
>he freaks out claiming that I went to bed with my clothes on so that I must have taken them off
>realize I'm standing right in front of him practically naked and grab my gown off the floor and hurry up and put it on
>the situation isn't helped by him getting up and hugging me
>he tells me he knows he didn't do anything
>can tell he means it so I relax a bit
>he goes to take a shower to "cool down" then makes me breakfast
>feeling really self conscious now
>spend rest of day feeling wierd when he stares at me
>end up relaxing though by the end of the day but he still keeps his distance

He is giving me some space I guess.

...You took your clothes off in your sleep? Has that ever happened to you before?

Next time try to take his clothes off.

once I feel confident enough about my skillsin Mahjong, I'd gladly be up to play against some of you guys! it could be very fun indeed especially when it comes to bets
Is there a way for you to see your family even with the distance? like during holidays or such? I know it can be hard to be away from your relatives

Not really. I've thrown the blanket off the bed when I'm hot but never took my clothes off.

No way I'm not trying to do any of that.

Dunno what to tell you, its cute that he buried himself in your chest and you have every right to be embarrised spooning him naked. lessen learned? know your limits with the hooch.

So what do you think happened? Do you need to talk to your brother about this?

Is it hard to learn?

Yes. Definitely learned.

I don't know. I feel too embarrassed about it to bring it back up. Even thinking about it too hard makes my heart feel like its going to shoot out my throat.

You really don't get it, do you?
It'll depend on a Saki thread happening on /a/, so you might wanna lurk whenever a new chapter is released. What is the program you're using to play? Does it allow online play? Can we use it instead?

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If you're okay with it and think nothing sketchy happened, then you don't need to dwell on it.

is this the first time you drank?

Have sex.
You'll stop having incel thoughts.

I got a flashback to all the times in highschool, people would just ignore me, act like I wasn't sitting with their group and just making me feel like shit

???

I'm not dwelling on it. I just feel wierd thinking about it is all. He has been really nice to me today.

Our dad used to let us take a sip of his drink and I didn't like the taste so I just assumed it all tasted bad. This was the fisrt time I actually drank more than a few sips.

We can ignore you, if that's what you'd like. Any family issues you want to share?

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It really sounds like you have something in the back of your mind trying to figure out what happened. Ask him about it.

Maybe you should expose more of yourself. There's nothing wrong in being nude.

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This morning I heard my father laughing and having fun with my stepsister. He clearly loves her more than me.
She's everything I never could be. She studies hard and is skinny and always says no to food. She's the daughter I never could be. She's only 8 month younger and clearly loved by everyone.
She said she's gonna drop out of college but lately she's been studying again and I'm scared bc what if she doesn't drop out? I'm slowly being forgotten by my family and she's praised. If she doesn't drop out I'm officially the failure if the family.

Define 'everything I never could be' and why do you think that
Also your gender(gender)

kinda similar experience, my parents always liked my older brother more and would leave me out of things, but I was going to be the "successful" one since I did better in school. he dropped out of college for a better career. because of this, they really wanted me to be the successful one(college = success in this house), but due to some issues I dropped out of college and now I'm doing manual labor(I hate it since I have arthritis). also to make it worse for me, my brother, on top of working a better job, is finishing up a degree in college. now my family doesn't really want anything to do with me.

>couch keeps raising flags that trigger her incest switch and she hates it

>Is it hard to learn?
i don't know but the rules look pretty impressive, but you can read Saki and Akagi to ease yourself into it
No, the program I'm using is just singleplayer flash game. However, a friend of mine suggested I use pairon.jp for mutliplayer (it's got cute lolis)

So he didn't tell me everything and now I'm a bit mad at him.

I decided to pester him a bit and he admitted that he was awake when I undressed and he didn't do anything about it because I was out of it and then told me I did some other stuff and ended up with me putting his face in my chest which he was also awake for.

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Got a mandatory work meeting that I almost overslept for, I'll be back later. I'm still a virgin for the record.

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Mindbreak him until he tells you what you guys did.

My suggestion is getting behind him, whispering in his ears and later checking his dick for an erection.

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Ouch, I get why you feel so conflicted. As I understand it, either your brother really has feelings for you or he didn't know how to react at all which is still weird. What was the other stuff that you did ? Just to reassure you, it sounds like a mother who would take care of her child, or a very cuddly gf.

Good luck! Can't wait for you to get back.

He did tell me.

I'm still a bit frustrated. I'll tell later. He left and now I'm all alone in the house and need to take a bath to clear my head.

Okay so I'm a girl (I'm 19 but woman sounds weird to me) and well, my father only cares about 2 things:
-grades
-weight

I've been struggeling with bulimia and I'm just overweight, while my stepsister is just underweight.
Also I'm grades have been down ever since middle school, while my stepsis got good grades (but also a shit ton of help of her mom who to this day still makes summaries of the things she has to study)

That sounds horrible, being the forgotten child absolutely sucks

Okay. I'm calmed down. I yelled at him and now that I took some time to think about it I feel a little bad. so basically I guess while I was out of it and I cuddled his head and just told him how much I love him and I kissed his head. I need to apologize to him for yelling at him because he already apologized for lying.

TL;DR: Daddy issues.

Asian family for a chance?

Hey friends. I have never posted before, but this might be a good chance. I will describe my family briefly:
>parents who have been married for decades and met in early college
>younger sister who recently married
>attractive older brother with no problem finding romantic partners
I feel like I am alone on the peripheral. I am a NEET but live away from home. Though I have had run ins with the opposite sex I have never been in a relationship. I try to describe my feelings of guilt, shame, and fear to my family and they have told me they do not understand. They are not bad people but they view me as an oddity, or incorrect for how I feel.

I do not know what to do. I stopped taking my medication recently because of what it was doing to me. The withdrawal symptoms are not great. In a few hours I am going to a celebration at my sisters and her husbands home. I fear this.

>and then told me I did some other stuff
Probably along the lines of kissing him when he's asleep.

>tfw no mommysisterwife to cradle my head and tell me she loves me

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If you have a binge eating problem, try eating more high-protein foods. They're much more satisfying than carbs and you won't feel the need to eat as much.
Also consider lifting.
Love, passing Jow Forumsizen

I think the only reason I'd get Jow Forums is to get back into martial arts, but my body is very rusted with 0 elasticity (can't touch my toes, and that's not due to a fat belly or anything)

Actually not, completely white, atheist family

That actuallu doesn't sounds like such a bad idea, I'll look some easy protein binge foods up (I know not to choose the sugary shakes and the nut protein bars with caramel) also I've been wanting to join a gym but my father won't let me....

I wonder how Window user's been... I hope he didn't do anything reckless and got kicked out
As for me, I saw my brother but didn't know what to say so I ended up leaving early. Kill me

Make up with him by giving him a kiss on his lips

>sitting in livingroom feeling upset
>he finally gets back
>he gives me a little chocolate cake
>says it took awhile for it
>just an awkward silence
>thank him and go to put it on the counter
>he comes up behind me and gives me a hug
>he tells me he is sorry for last night and really gets deep into his hug
>tell him its okay and I'm over it
>he tells me that he really means it and that he just got swept up in the moment and doesn't know why he didn't just tell me from the beginning
>acceot his apology and spend like 5 minutes trying to apologize for yelling but he keeps telling me he deserved it and I keep saying he didn't
>notice he got a big bag
>it has a bunch of frozen shrimp and potatoes in it
>he tells me he wanted to make me a nice dinner tonight so he was gonna thaw the shrimp then fry them and make some homemade fries
>he goes to thawing the shrimp and cutting up the potatoes
>try to help but he says quite sternly that this is his treat to me for last night
>get schooed out the kitchen and now just watching tv while hearing him do things in there
>ate a bit of the cake but want to save room for dinner and saving some cake for him too

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If anything I have to say things do get funny when both of you drink. Drunk Couch is really interesting.

>cringe tripfag roleplay general
>90% of the posts are trips samefagging
back to trash with you. this shit doesn't belong on Jow Forums

hello! how's your week been? I missed you too

Hello again user. I was wondering when you would show up. How are you doing this week?

The kitchen smells good and now I'm hungry. He cuts up the fries and covers them in flour then dips them in the grease for like 30 seconds then takes them out and puts them in the freezer. He is making his good fries I can't wait.

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couch I swear you're the closest thing to a lolimothersisterwife, a veritable senko-san. I guess your bro can't live without your hugs, glad he's more pure than some of our lewd posters.

Why does he freeze them?

I think her brother wanted to do perverted things with her and that's why he didn't tell her in the first place. I don't care who you are or how flat the chest is, having a girl shove your head there is enough to pop a boner.

Lot of questions for an anonymous poster.

user, this may be an obvious line of questioning, but have you talked to your doctor about other treatment options? If your meds aren't working for you, there may be alternatives. Stopping entirely WILL be worse than seeking other options. For your sake, and for your family's sake, don't stop treatment entirely.

Because it makes them crispy.

I hope that's not it.

>perverted

I don't know it sounds pretty comfy

This sounds like a lot of oil and fat for too little potato

I can't believe these threads forced Miku user back into the shadows

I bet he kissed your chest or took a big sniff of you while you were asleep. Maybe he peeked at your panties some and contemplated if he could sneak a better peek

Nothing to report on, her husband was home until today and the curtain stayed closed. I've heard them having sex a couple times but that's expected.

So he didn't seem to care or know about the stuff that happened?
>until today
So he's leaving again? Do you have anything you planned to do with your sister lewd or not?
>heard them having sex
Do you masturbate to the thought of her naked body getting plowed by her husband?

As far as we can tell he doesn't know.
We're getting take-out and watching movies tonight, I don't think that counts as lewd.
Just once, felt pretty bad after.

Oh, that's nice and comfy! what movies do you and your sister usually watch?
Aw, why the guilt? What made you feel so bad? Do you not like her? Is she ugly?

>83 posts
yikes
looks like this discord tranny attack on Jow Forums is finally wavering. nobody gives a shit about anime fantasy roleplay cringe. Jow Forums is the greentext and robot board, both of which are based in reality, not copying the plot of shitty japanese dojins

We don't watch a ton of movies actually, but tonight I'm showing her Weird Al's UHF and she's showing me "The one actually good Adam Sandler movie".
It just felt like I did something bad, masturbating to another man's wife who's also my sister.

Why would the tranny discord have anything to do with this thread.

does anyone remember kissy

@52164354
>the most heterosexual thread on /r9gay/ is made by discord trannys

What level of delusion is this? Are your meds acting up?

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>he comes to living room with two plates
>got fries on one and the shrimp on another
>enjoy yummy food
>"Is it good?"
>just go mhmm while have mouth full of shrimp
>feed him some
>he is reluctant but lets me do it
>feel pretty happy
>enjoy watching tv while sharing
>he says I'm special to him and he loves me very much
>tell him I love him too
>he says he loves me more
>sappy argument over who loves who more
>he gets embarrassed and just says that I win
>end up sitting in quiet for a bit realizing how stupid it was
>he grabs a fry and slaps me in the face
>tells me to eat before it all gets cold
>too full so tell him to eat
>he is also full so he goes and puts it up
>both of us laze on the couch for a bit
>check thread
>bunch of anons saying he probably sniffed me and stuff
>think about him actually doing that
>feel strange
>ask if he did anything wierd to me
>he says that the only person that does wierd stuff in this house is me
>can't really argue that
>he asks if its okay if he plays games
>tell him I'll use my phone so he is okay

Gonna go on a walk in a bit because he asked if I wanted to before it gets dark.

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>sappy argument over who loves who more
Just marry already.

interesting choice on your side. And you don't know what movie she'll show you yet?
And I don't think you should feel bad, it's not like you actually stole her from her husband or anything. Fantasies are fun, and there's nothing wrong in having fun from time to time, user.

Plus I bet your sister would feel flattered you were thinking about her!

Does it count as being married if you don't date anyone but are content with living with them forever?

It doesn't count until you do consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.

if you do all the other stuff husband and wife would normally do, that includes sleeping with him cuddled between your breasts, then yes

>sappy argument over who loves who more
only couples do this

No until you have a ring (ceremony, priest and gods approval not needed, just the ring and promise of love) plus this

>gods approval not needed
Holy fuck my dude, this is not okay!!!
Take example on Chris and Karen, they're good christians and are currently rewarded with happiness and love. God's approval is more than important in this venture! your love has to be pure and strong enough for Him to approve and blow the winds of success on the sails of your ship.

Man what a bitch...your bro is constantly trying to make you happy and doing nice things for you and all you do is exist and act awkward.