Bought my life long crush's nudes via anonymous account

>bought my life long crush's nudes via anonymous account
>most intense emotion I have ever felt
>first millisecond is like winning the lottery
>entirety after that is agony and shame

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So you gonna post pics or nah?

>crushing on a whore who sells nudes

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What we met she was reading St Augustine and wearing sundresses. There's a lot of tragic gravity here.

Tell her. You have nothing to lose. Getting rejected will build character and you'll have a story to tell.

a whore is a whore. even if you got with her it would mean nothing. what's the point of having somebody when they value them self so little?

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Mate, that only works in romcoms. When I had taken the lift pill for sometime I reconnected with her. She had no idea who I was and politely faded the conversation to a halt.

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I didn't say it was going to work, or even that it was likely.

do it and post results fagboy

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POST EM YOU BIG GAY

op is a nigger he won't do it

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She's not responding..

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That's because you haven't told her yet.

is OP really gonna do it?

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>buy nudes anonymously
>send her a text hours later

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explain how they were for sale mate.

unrelated I just spent $5k on a bunch of unreleased stuff from 10 years ago of my favorite pornstar (who's now dead)

How the fuck can you fap to dead people

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Sometimes it makes me a little sad but it's still hot stuff so I can work past it.

OP what did it cost you

Uh oh...fellas?

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If I even knew my "crush" was selling fucking nudes online, I'd drop that shit in an INSTANT. That's fucking disgusting. Fucking filth.

yes but origeynal

Whoda though op is a fag

U fuc...

>sweaty
This whole thing just seems wrong, man. Aren't you supposed to see her in a different light?
Is it a crush if you just wanna wank it to her nudes.
Also, having nude pictures of yourself on the internet makes you a whore without exception. Don't fall for the big-nosed scheme of it being a normal thing nowadays.

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aaaaah i can't believe i fell for it again!!! fuck youuuuu

Clever bait op. Here's a (you). Hope you're proud of yourself.