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Methinks it's about time for a big sweaty wank edition

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Think I'm going to go for a short nap while I wait on the anti scottish sentiment going away

Me too mummy has gone to the doctors

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Got a chronically itchy arshehole lads, how do I stop this madness
>tfw anusol does nothing

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You've got pinworms, lad.

sudocream or just give it a good shimmy while sitting down

I don't hate the English but I do resent them for treating Scotland like a region of England. The UK does not give a fuck about our democratic wishes.

I'l fly with yoouuuu

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i can help
*unzips trousers*
you may feel a slight pressure in your anus, but don't worry, it's perfectly normal

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>treating Scotland like a region of England
what are you talking about, scotland has special rights that regions of england don't have AND has unequal representation in parliament. scotland is unironically cucking england

>The UK does not give a fuck about our democratic wishes.
Don't even start that shit. You've been given so much, it's ridiculous. You get more special treatment and recognising of your democracy than anywhere else in the UK.

DEATH TO ANGLO SCUM
CELTS RISE UP

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i can feel it, are you depositing some internal soothing ointment now?

>tfw you'll never be a proctologist and use your bepis for examinations

U CAN TEK GRUG CUNTRI
BUT NOT TEK GRUG FRIIIDOM

It doesn't matter what Scotland votes for, English votes and seats in parliament will always outnumber ours. Ultimately Scotland gets what England votes for. Would you be happy if it was the other way around?

Noble. Strong. Great blue-paint culture.

Please take it to Jow Forums lads, we can't be having political discussions making the thread uncomfy for everyone else

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*Drives past at 78mph on the motorway*

>special rights that regions of England don't have
Such as and why would an entire country and an area of England have the same or similar rights?
>special treatment
>recognising of your democracy
Examples please.

You got your thread policing loicence lad?

PC Pepe is my favourite britfeel gimmick of all time

Tell the scots to shut up, then.

Oi greekfag shut it, dis is our country
/britfeel/ not /comfywomfynoagrumentsfeelfornonbrits/

>Such as
oh only the right to its own, legalisation, judiciary and ability to raise taxes
nothing major though

Miss having a family, lads.
Last decent member of mine died not too long ago and things have been pretty desolate since.

>a country being able to run its own affairs and make its own laws is cucking neighbouring countries

It's not the Scots, this whole discussion was started by an English person whingeing about scottish independence, now english lads are getting their knickers in a twist

TOOL OF THE BOURGEOISIE!!
RESIST! RESIST!
*tosses a bottle of pish at you*

No no no, Nicola Sturgeon started it when I saw her on tv and had to post about it in the previous thread. What a bitch.

Love to piss through number 10's letterbox tbqh

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just had to redo training. got some new batons to use so we all had to upgrade our loicences. got to pick it up from the sarge tomorrow

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>building an entire city out of granite

GAME OF THRONES IS GONNA BE FUCKING LIT TONIGHT
CANT BLOODY WAIT FOR THE MASSACRE
REEEEE

is you have us worth saying

typical english wally woofters

Oh aye lad she's got a habit of holding a gun to english people's heads and making them post about scottish independence on Jow Forums.

The world forgot about him/her. Worst spree killer ever.

it is when that country, even with all that, is still over represented in the national parliament and can vote on laws that don't come into effect in their region

What happened to your family, lads? Was it the plague or something?

Just got up. Having a quick cuppa then off to the old people's home to call some bingo numbers (another one of my voluntary jobs).

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Well done english Jow Forumsmongs you've made this thread extremely uncomfortable

Why is lesbianism so rampant in Scotland? Moreso than anywhere else it seems

i bet it's equal parts scottish Jow Forumsmongs as well

Got a malteasers crunchy egg for 2.50 down from 10, that's the weeks choccy sorted

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>he doesn't browse Jow Forums

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YER NOT FAR AWAY FROM HEAVEN

As opposed to dragging us out of the EU kicking and screaming because your uneducated, racist voters think people like farage and bojo can run a country? Don't make me laugh.

>Game of Reddit
gtfo

Not much chocolate for a whole week you fucking cunt.

Nah english pol mongs started whingeing, so they're upset they've been put back in their place.

Scotland belongs to the Scots.

>he doesn't enjoy game of thrones like every normal person in the world
Back to watching your chink chink cartoons bastard!

Cancer got my mother a few years back, grandfather died recently. Didn't have much family to begin with, two surviving ones are scumbags who see family as tools to be used.

this is like saying 'abolish the electoral college because drumpf won, and i hate drumpf'

Made some wee irish cat pals, keep feeding them pastrami. Haven't managed to pay one yet, but one of my favourites has been coming pretty close to letting me

Get off Jow Forums Shippy, its doing you no favours

As long as they're purring it's alright. A purring cat is a lovely thing.

sulkanon doesn't like not having enough chocolate to last the week

what do cats take as payment?

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some good memes and videos though
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My dick in their arses lad simple as

No, it's like saying the way scotland and England votes is generally quite different and it would be better if we went our separate ways since it borders on undemocratic when things like brexit happen since a clear majority of scottish voters voted against brexit.
It's nothing to do with us being obsessed with England and hating english people, our political landscapes are vastly different, demonstrably.

I was gonna make love to you
but I got high
I was gonna eat your pussy too
but I got high
now I'm jacking off and I know why
cause I got high
cause I got high
cause I got high

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>66
>you're a bunch of old pricks

meOWYABASTIDGETITOOTMAARSEHELPHELPHELPMUMMUMMUMMUMMUMMUMMUM

Good point well made Scottish lad, Im not happy about it either tbqh

No they haven't been purring but we've been blinking at each other non stop
Meant pet

Scotland belongs to LONDON.

>48
>you should lose some weight
Original somehow

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THAT'S QUITE RUDE OF YOU
NUMBER 10
I KNOW YOU DID FREN

Bad news about your mum, lad. That's fucked up. Did you at least get time with her, at the end?

>No, it's like saying the way scotland and England votes is generally quite different and it would be better if we went our separate ways
>california should secede because flordia voted trump
literally no different.
>on undemocratic when things like brexit happen since a clear majority of scottish voters voted against brexit.
i lost, therefore its undemocratic

Then that's alright, they're learning to trust you.

To be honest I'm not unhappy about anything. I have a decent job, I'm not poor and I'm not chronically unwell, so I can watch and enjoy chaotic politics safe in the knowledge that I'll probably be ok regardless
*shrug*

Helper lad is so wholesome and based

Sounds like you want scottish votes to count differently and be worth more than the votes of everyone else in the UK. That's the problem with you people.

It explains his love to mindlessly spam stupid shite

You don't know about the park hijinks tho

It really has though, it's really broadened my understanding of the world

>70
>fug
What the hell rhymes with seventy, lad?

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SMASH A PLAYGROUND THAT'S USED BY AN INNOCENT KIDDY

Nursed her from when she was diagnosed until she died. Was rough, but I made sure she was OK until the end.

No what you said was rambling pol memes about trump and implying I'm some kind of library. So I've explained to you how it's different from me shouting about disliking trump. Slinging insults and making assumptions about people isn't a good way to discuss anything.
American politics and UK politics are entirely different, just look at the amount of people that live in America compared to the UK if you want to keep things simple for yourself, that's why it's different.
Furthermore shouting about hating trump and expressing a desire for a different system that benefits scottish voters isn't really the same, is it lad?
>we don't believe this current system is working, here's an alternative that we think will benefit our people.
What exactly enrages you so much about this? Are you going back to the whole "Scots hate english" thing again?

No, I think we should be separate from the UK and completely run our own affairs. I don't know what part of that is so difficult for you to grasp without getting upset and offended. It's not a personal slight, it's what makes more sense for our country.

>What the hell rhymes with seventy, lad?
Bleventy

Haha you are such a brainlet

Scots need strong English leadership. You're like down syndrome children, you couldn't possibly manage your own affairs.

>No what you said was rambling pol memes about trump and implying I'm some kind of library. So I've explained to you how it's different from me shouting about disliking trump. Slinging insults and making assumptions about people isn't a good way to discuss anything.
i literally never insulted you though, nor did i say you actually like trump or accuse you of being a liberal (or library, whatever you meant by that) it simple IS a very apt comparison to your logic.
>>we don't believe this current system is working, here's an alternative that we think will benefit our people.
so what? because my town is a safe seat i should destroy the political system? how do you not see this comes across as acting like a sore loser

why wont anyone date her lads?
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YER TITS HANG LOW CAUSE THEY'RE EMPTY

She has the face of a teenage boy.

>date

Don't normal people just call this "going out"

Maybe if you're a great big fat cunt

Good man. Did the scumbag family members not bother?
Either way, do you at least have some friends or was there a grief counsellor for help at the time?

So there's a girl I like online, but we're obviously just friends and won't go anything beyond that. I confided in her and told her how alone I feel a couple weeks ago.
Yesterday our friend group was making fun of me for being single and she said "Yeah and X thought user and I were dating LOL, like I would ever.". Why are people so mean.

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There is literally nothing wrong with Jow Forums

Use a bidet you britard

Fuck off underage discord yank

You should've said like I'd date you you fat fucking whore