Alright, Jow Forumsizens I need some help please. Couple years ago I died in a car accident, and fucked myself up real good. (I will give the full story if people want) but needless to say, I lost a ton of weight. im now 6'2 25yrs old and 135 lbs. but lasting stomach problems is making this super difficult. Basically I can only eat solid food right before bedtime. Which is why I need help, is there anyway to gain mass on a predominately liquid diet with one large meal a day? and how would I go about it?
Alright, Jow Forumsizens I need some help please. Couple years ago I died in a car accident...
Jeremiah Hernandez
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Leo Morris
Crazy how you can post while being fucking dead. Retard.
But try weight gainer shakes.
Charles Fisher
>being this fucking retarded
I was dead for 7 seconds and was revived, obviously.
Hunter Torres
user, you died two years ago. Nobody revived you. You have to wake up user it’s time to move on user, WAKE UP
Camden James
Uhhh, the only one who has ever been revived from the dead was Jesus Christ(bless his name). Stop lying on the internet or god will smite you faggot
Jason Lopez
What was hell like? Is it as comfy as I imagine?
Levi Flores
>throw half a liter or more of milk, a decent portion of peanuts/peanut butter, a couple of bananas, some Greek yogurt into a blender.
>Drink everyday.
Measure that shit and track the macros if you're autistic, for the large meal you can't go wrong with chicken breast, tuna, and lean fish in general.
Levi Perry
you're already in it, being dead was heaven compared to coming back to a brain contusion, 5 broken ribs, broken jaw in 2 places, broken vertebrae, ruptured spleen, broken collarbone and a punctured/collapsed lung
awesome, will give it a go. thanks.
Brandon Gomez
AAAAAHHHHH IM GOOONNA COOOOOOOOOOM
Colton Lopez
How'd you get in a car accident?
Zachary Rivera
>awesome, will give it a go. thanks.
No problem, still, take it easy, just because it's in liquid form doesn't guarantee your stomach/digestive system can handle it.
If all else fails Greek yogurt is your best option, it has a decent amount of protein, and even my sis who can't eat a potato chip without having digestive pains loves it.
Oliver Scott
What do you remember the feeling when you died? Was it nothing?
Hudson Fisher
This, tell us more OP
Easton Anderson
alright, so I had come home to visit my mother on break at uni. It was the last day of my visit and I had dinner with her and left at about 5pm. Thing to note is that I drove a small '98 ford escort. Well Im taking the backroads out from her house to go back home and im cruisin just fine until I get to the intersection that you turn on to pull onto the highway, well because of my brain injury I cant remember what happened but for some reason I ran the stopsign at the intersection. literally right after my car got past the stopsign I was t-boned in my drivers door by a lady in a old pickup doing 60, which then sent my car flying through a fence where a post broke off and came shooting through my windshield about 6 inches from my head.
I was life-flighted to the er and my parents were called saying come down cause he has less than a 10% chance of making it through this. I ended up with a brain contusion, 5 broken ribs, broken jaw in 2 places, broken vertebrae, ruptured spleen, broken collarbone and a punctured/collapsed lung. My spleen exploding is what killed me for a few seconds, more than half of all of the blood in my body has leaked into my stomach
Leo Jackson
had*, also I had no drugs or alcohol in my system whatsoever.
The biggest bullshit of it all was that the lady that hit me broke her leg and I was charged and convicted of fucking assault.
Isaac Ramirez
Fucking brutal, I had my fair share of, accidents but nothing this serious, Godspeed user.
James Ramirez
>for some reason I ran the stopsign at the intersection
> The biggest bullshit of it all was that the lady that hit me broke her leg and I was charged and convicted of fucking assault.
yeah, like, im sorry that happened but it sounds like you ran a stop sign. regardless of how fucked up you got it sounds like you were at fault. No shit you should be held accountable for other peoples' pain and suffering too.
still, that sucks and i feel for you
William Clark
Jeez peace be with you brother
Jayden Sanchez
it was a tree covered stopsign that mysteriously had the trees cut down a week later, and I was found to have shown zero negligence driving, wasn't talking on the phone, drinking, or speeding. It would have been thrown out had I taken it to court but I didnt have the money and I was fucked mentally from a brain injury so I took their shitty plea deal.
Hunter Moore
that they*
William Mitchell
OP post pore sticc white girls hnnnnggggg
Brandon Howard
well, Op, you see, IM FUCKING CCOOOOOOMMMING
ORRRRRGGGGGGFFFUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKYEAAAAHHHH COOM CCOOOOOOMMMM
Ayden Stewart
I see. it's messed up that you were taken advantage of.
like other anons suggested, just make protein shake with lots of peanut butter, WHOLE milk, etc. just make sure if you use mass gainer you're not carbing yourself into diabetes.
Jayden Nguyen
OH YEAH POST MORE ATTRACTIVE WOMEN RUIN THIS BOARD DADDY MORE WOMEN MORE PORN
Christian Johnson
will do, thanks man
Ian Stewart
IM ABOUT TO LEARN YOUR ASS ON THE BEST SHAKE RECIPE YOUVE EVER FUCKIN HEARD OF. GOT THAT BRO?
>6 WHOLE EGGS
>2CUPS OF MILK 2% OR WHOLE
>3 SCOOPS OF PROTON POWDER OPTIMUM NUTRITION IS THE BEST CHOCLATE OR VANILLA WILL DO
>IF YOU WANNA GET CRAZY CHOP UP A BANANA OR TWO INTO THAT BITCH
>THROW SOME FUCKIN CINNAMON ON TOP LIKE A DOCTA
BOOM
YOURE WELCOME
I use a vita-mix and it’s the fuckin best blender out there period, they’re a bit expensive tho. If you’re a poorfag my favorite chimp loving onnit shilling monkey man recommends the blendtec as a cheaper alternative
PS Read your accident story, sorry about that dude that fuckin sucks
Cooper Stewart
You tried mass gainers, user?
Gavin Jackson
Took you long enough.
Daniel Richardson
I feel like vomiting when I see that jaw.
Christopher Collins
Based
Gavin Wood
...
Alexander Wilson
hmmmm is that a HUMAN FEMALE *spit spit spit* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK YEAH I JUST COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEDDDDD
Caleb Harris
thanks man, that shake recipe looks good. sorry I thought the thread had died. I tried just straight mass gainer for a while and I couldnt shit for a week.
Owen Wright
Based
Luke Baker
Checked. Also not reading all that shit nigga
Jaxon Butler
MOMMY I NEED YOU
Josiah James
for you
Leo Jenkins
based and good memepilled
Aiden Hernandez
Omg I would looooooove to just cooooom right inside that steaming hot snatch and just drip the jizz all over her guys.. A-aaaa I'm .. Gonnaa.... Bloowww!!!!!!! Ahhhhhgggggg fuuuuhhhhhk feels so nice. I can feel dopamine rushing through my synapses.
I was gonna go to the gym but I think ill go for ANOTHER fap...
Joshua Green
All good bro, mass gainers are trash. Eat REAL FOOD, in shake form in your case.
Love him or hate him he’s spitting facts here
Juan Peterson
OHH MY GOD HEHEH I was just scrolling Jow Forums and all I see are some HOT KITTIES HEHEH. It kind of makes me wanna...wanna... ohh nooo I'm
I'M COOOOMMMINGGG RIGHT NOOOWWW!!!!
Jose Hall
Your life story is boring. Leave it out next time
Cameron Ortiz
IS THAT A SNIFF SNIFF FEMALE!??? IM COOOOOMMMMIIIINNNGGG HOLY SHIT! I MUST USE INSTANT GRATIFICATION TO PURGE MY SEXUAL DESIRES OH FUUUCCKK!!!
Gavin Diaz
Lazarus? And that one person Elijah brought back?
Jaxon Robinson
I don't get this coom meme, what's it about?
Mason Hughes
Well ya see it all started whe- OH FUUUUUAASRKK JUST SAW OPS PIC OH MY GAAAAWDD IM GONNA FUCKIN COOOOM AHHHHHHHHH woo god damn that was fuckin- OHHH FUUARKV ROUND TWOO OOOOHOHOHOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
In all seriousness it started bc everybody got tired of people thotposting with stupid questions, each one of those retarded threads that is created kills a different good thread. The COOOOOM meme is a way to combat it and it’s worked bc the jannies actually started doing their fucking job. Still delete other good threads though, fuck jannies
Liam Hughes
It's in response to the vapid thotposting
TIME TO COOOOOOOOOOOOOOM TO THOTS
Jack Roberts
>a brain contusion, 5 broken ribs, broken jaw in 2 places, broken vertebrae, ruptured spleen, broken collarbone and a punctured/collapsed lung
Impressive your jaw in 2 places
Nice. Maybe you should eat some calcium you weak skeleton bitch.
Joseph Thomas
YOU'D TAKE SUCH GOOD CARE OF THE BABIES MOMMY
Hudson Lopez
I'M COOM AHHHHH
Kevin White
based indeed god bless you
Alexander Martin
I’ll give you a serious answer. I used this morning shake to help go from 145 lanklet to 245 bear mode. Make this your breakfast shake:
6 raw eggs
1/2 cup heavy cream
2 tbsp flax oil
2-3 tbsp peanut butter
2 scoops protein powder
Dilute with whole milk to desired consistency
There’s well over 1000kcal in there. I slam that down in under 2 minutes. You can add creatine or instant coffee if you’re into that sort of thing too.