This shit

Wtf why does everyone have these little shits in their house????

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they are really comfy frien, they give of a nice light and look stylish.

dont swear all the time, its bad for your health

is that sheeit from indiana jones??

what is that a quarts lamp? I like gemstones and crystals but quartz is so boring.

Mine resembles a cat. I call her Catrina. Here she is next to another fren, Woofus.

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They're pretty, and some are uninformed and believe they clean air.Do you ever sneak a lick?

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I got one of these for Christmas last year, people were going on about how it reduces the negative ions in the air or some shit and other mystical stuff. It was then I discovered which relatives were retarded.

It's rusty salt, from the world's second largest salt mine, in Pakistan.

You could get a particle sensor and bring it when you visit to show them how wrong they are, and shame them for having air much dirtier than yours. They got much cheaper after the recent wildfires, and take the guesswork out of determining when to change filters.

To make it harder for Thanos to find the real infinity stone

This meme was so stupid. Fatties are always searching for silver bullets instead of doing the obvious.

It doesn't cost anything to be thin:

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My mom has one of these stupid fucking things. She also attends buddhist chant sessions monthly and elected to get a lap band surgery rather than not eat so much fucking food all the time, yet has the stones to chastise me for my alcohol habits...

they're ugly and tacky asf
these shits were popular with gross axe body spray collegefags back in like 2005-2009

>a namefag calling anything tacky or ugly asf
Thats rich kek

My only friend is an autist and we meet every friday to play magic:tg, whenever he leaves the room to do something I cop a big lick of his salt lamp

I have one in my house and I fucking hate it. My wife bought it a few years ago and all it does is make a huge mess. There's constant piles of salt all over her end table she keeps it on so it's impossible to keep it clean. As soon as you vacuum it all up, the slightest touch to the lamp just makes more of it fall off and you're back to square one.

Is he the cute kind of autist?

Looks like you niggers are all feeling pretty salty, huh?

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How, or why in the goddamn world could anyone have a reason to be salty over a LAMP

Go do your homework Carlos

Well he's not hot, he's kind of short and fat. I still love him though and I enjoy his company

I just have one because it looks neat

Looks like those sankara stones in that Indiana Jones film

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The lamp IS salt that's the pun

Fuck me
You win today Carlos

I can only sleep with this lamp

thanks, you made me genuinely smile today

I like it, I think it looks nice and it gives a nice color of light. It is also made of salt so I can lick it all the time and it tastes good.

Were you inspired by Catrina cat woman from gintama?