Hey Jow Forums. I've been working on my jaw so I bought a box of bar rags to chew on while working on my laptop or while cooking. However its pretty easy to wear them out and so I was thinking of investing in a chew toy from the pet store. Have any of you tried/ can give recommendations? I don't want to use one that a dog has chewed on.
Chew Toys, nay or yay?
what the fuck is the matter with you
High IQ post
High quality thread
I got a chew toy for autistic kids on amazon and it’s dope, really works when you just gotta chew on something. A dog toy might be a bit big but if you get a small one you should be good
Oral fixation huh, OP
>t. Freud
Pls post human chew toys, sir. I might be a father one day.
OP here.
What do you guys do to work on your jawlines and neck then? I tried mewing but it wasn't terribly successful. I think the rip-chew motion is closer to nature
This is the one
Never change op, never change.
Wtf just get mastic gum. Are you a dog or something?
you fucking mong, just get some licorice root.
i chew gum. all day, every day. went through a box of 600 in like three months
This thread made me audibly chuckle. Thanks OP.
Greek gum
You can chew this stuff for hours and it makes your breath smell good
yhea no, thats a hard pass for me dog
Thick ass bubble gum
You could always take some leather type meat that literally never truly dissolves and chew on that. Something along the lines of the tendons in between muscles are incredibly strong and chewy. They're actually made for authentic bowstrings for archery
regular gum + cold water
This board is so retarded I really need to stop coming on here
Some people like to chew tobacco instead. Sadly this causes discoloration of the teeth.
say no to rotting, brother
dont forget to knock your cheekbones with 7 stacy pan and let bees sting on your forhead, you will ascend
Great thread
this is not how this works
yo dawg thats just wrong
You know people are laughing but idk why this wouldnt work or at least why wouldnt be fun. Ive already destroyed countless bics by chewing them so getting something like this could help.
it works there's countless evidence on youtube and lookism type websites. Also visible in /fraud/-sters whose jaw muscles get bigger on cycle.
It's just weird/unusual so it's easy to poke fun at it