Why bother lifting when money will buy you all the girls you can ever desire...

COPE

You might attract flies with honey, but it's better to attract honeys by doing flys

Because you feel better and more energetic when you're fit?
Why not have both?

Nigga wat

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>c-COPE

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>You might attract flies with honey, but it's better to attract homies by doing flys

Based and Ironpilled

Money is the ultimate cope
>buy status
>buy bitches
>buy good lucks
Coping retard robot. Did you get your NEET check this month faggot?

>lifting to get whores
How new are you to lifting exactly? Zoomer dyel piece of shit

I mean that's what stacks of 20s will get you. he can't have more than 2 racks in that pic

Lifting to feel good about yourself (both visually and in terms of health) isn't strictly about being attractive to women. But let's say it is. The extra bit of attraction from your muscles is heavily entwined with the subconscious part of a woman's brain and your muscles are something her brain associates with the ineffable "you" and not something you "own". When she falls in love in part due to money she is consciously aware of her mating strategy (multiply this awareness by a thousand if you have as much money as OP pic) but when she falls in love in part due to your body she doesn't know her genome is executing a mating strategy. She can't divorce you and "keep" your attractive muscles. She can't fuck you to get you to open your "muscle wallet" later.

Because i want to look good when fucking them retard

DUDE I JUST WANNA LOOK SEXY IN THE MIRROR BRO

based broke wagie

2>1>4>3>5

it's all ogre a long time ago

they're just luring me in with an illusion of a life I'll never experience

there isn't one among them I'd actually want though.
not even coping but I cannot stand vulgar gold diggers, they are a total turnoff, I probably wouldn't even manage to get hard for one of them.

because it makes you stronger

Because they’re not mutually exclusive. Plus I want to be a based boomer and having great sex well into my 50s. If you’re a fat slob you can’t do shit when you’re older.

> Instead of keeping all his money in a bank, he displays his lack of financial education by spreading them on the table. This indicates bad management skills
> Posing with a gun with a laser indicates poorly marksmanship.
> Not offering the ladies any refreshment and instead using them as a tool to display his lack of courtesy and shallowness.
> Not being appropriately dressed for the occasion.
> The intelligence of the ladies 1 and 4 from the right, who are using money to perform calls is rather questionable.
> The second lady from the right with the exposed chest may catch a cold.

let other people make money for you

why not both retard

you dont have to lift you know?... everyone knows its optional.

>girls
The absolute state of cambrian.

The only reason why I'd pay women to be with me is to make semi professional porn.

>women rule my life

To be strong enough to take the money and enslave the women.

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where can I buy good lucks, man?

absolutely based and enlightenedpilled

If your life is built around catering to women, you're wrong.

Seek gains for your own self improvement.

well played user, well played

Because I'm not a Jew

I can’t get my head around that shit. The gym is simpler and more rewarding short term.

They all have a look of slight discomfort on their faces besides maybe the one touching him. If a woman isn’t comfortable, either you’re not getting laid or you’re gonna get MeToo’d in a couple years when they need more money. Besides, do you really want to be surrounded by women who don’t want you? Because I’ll tell you right now that an enthusiastic woman is worth ten uninterested thots. Trust me, you’re better off working to actually make yourself attractive.

>tfw you will never live in the viking age
>have to work for money instead of just killing some soi boi monks for gold and stealing women from the local village
modernity sucks

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you know i'll just gonna kms

on the one hand yes, on the other hand I'm really not sure if I'd be suited for killing the elderly and children and raping women. I'd just want to abduct some cutie and make her fall for me so all the other vikings would laugh at me.

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Unusual desire for that age, sure, but it's still possible in that time, and not in the current one. Fuck bro, I wish a lot that I could live a simple life with a good woman, and I realize that's possible this very moment. I'm trying my best allfather, Odin guide those who have fallen

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>I wish a lot that I could live a simple life with a good woman
Same. Sadly people have deluded themselves into thinking that unnecessary complexity is a sign of intelligence, and since that's the only "virtue" that counts for anything anymore they all go for it.

Don't let modern values fool you, a wise man would know a good life doesn't require complexity, be a good and honest person and those who knew you will miss you sorely when you leave us behind. Take care user, be better than you were yesterday.

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you guys are fags

based

t. plebeian

If you have obey at least get some good looking prostiutes

>obey
when the conditioning kicks up tourette style

Money won't make those women wet and want your dick in their mouth

godspeed user

Not one of these women is attractive, and it gets more obvious the longer you look.

>a good life doesn't require complexity
>be a good and honest person and those who knew you will miss you
>be better than you were yesterday
LOL what a fucking fag gay loser
You sound retarded in contrast

What kind of lives do you people live that you would EVER want to be with any of these girls.

Might as well not lift if you're lifting for girls

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>lifting for women
NGMI

Gonna reuse that semi-ironically thanks

based

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truly Aristotle of our times

Are those women supposed to be attractive?

Great idea OP. No ugly out of shape guy who only got his women by having money has ever been cheated on before!
Definitely not left and right too, and definitely not with good looking in shape guys either. I mean the idea is just preposterous.

>I hate my life so instead of doing something productive I'm going to LARP out this gay dead tree fucker religion that my ancestors abandoned hundreds of years ago to get clout among internet racists
Lmao, shut up retard.

Ďumbass, banks are scam

Because they can afford dieticians and fitness instructors that works together to to optimise gains

> too stupid to get rich off of STEM
I've been doing programming for a few years and have realised that anyone can master it. But if you have enough charisma you can convince other people to do your work for you.

Absolutely fucking based.

Damn right user get that turned to gold and bury it

>implying you wouldn't be the basedboi monk

>2019
>caring about what women want

Why bother doing anything if it's all pointless and we are all going to die one day?

>taking pride in not being successful because jews are
What utter cope.

t. Seething Jew worshipper

Most people get payed around 50-70k for programming, unless you own a company or work for Google, Snapchat, Uber, etc. as a senior.

> banks
Found the Jew

>youtube.com/watch?v=rl2AM3j3dIw

Yeah I don't think he meant that bro

t. tree fucker and horse cock fellatio enthusiast

why bother living if you think the only thing that should motivate your actions is pussy?

wat

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real nigga hours

>wypipo be like this wisdom too spicy

Pathetic

>top 10th of 1%
>i will be mr. Oplympia

>one in a thousand people can be mr. Oplympia

Also on topic;
>2007+12
>lifting for girls
>shiggydiggydoo

I know I am retarded. But...
I actually make a lot of money because I’m career driven. No time or social skills for wife/gf. How do I use money to get female affection like in this pic? Strip clubs are gross and strippers are gross. I’d be perfectly happy to find some clean funny hot classy girl, buy her a bunch of drinks and a purse, fuck her, and leave. How do i meet and do that?

The higher class escorts tend to be smart, so you can talk to them and have a normal human conversation. They are just more expensive. Not to mention they are working around questionable people at higher places, so they have to be mindful of what they say. Girl with low intelligence cannot make it in the higher circles.

1. Exercise improves your productivity and performance at work
2. Exercise improves your appearance and makes you more charming which is something you need if you want to get rich
3. Exercise is a long term commitment and encourages discipline, something you will need if you want to be successful

Fuck off with your excuses, loser.

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ill have to scrap my brain with a spoon to forget this one

Don't use sweet lies or bullshit to get girls, become genuinely interesting (which isn't that hard} and attract girls by just beeing yourself

Why do you always see rich guys get cheated on? Not working out makes you limp and week in the sac. Those billionaire wives always have a chad hook up.

I mean, come on now, how could you even pretend that you believe this.
Its ok to say you dont want them even if they are attractive, but lets face it, theyre all atleast fuckable.

I’m worth a few mil and I can’t land a female because of my autism. I prefer looking good from lifting

Hahahaha! Nice!

^

>paying for low rate hookers
yikes! who is that guy and does his dad know where he is?

I don't want those kinds of women. Fitness is attractive even to wholesome qts like the one I'm interested in at church. I have money, but no one knows it.

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