Go to blind date

>go to blind date
>see this

whats your next move?

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do a 360 and walk away

she has no eyebrows

I'm straight now. Sorry.

360 my nigga...
Is this bait? I am not sure

Smile pull up a chair and say
>Hey, we fucking now or what
Take her sexy ass home or to the nearest hotel.
Rip her panties off as soon as we get in the door and fuck her against the wall, the counter, the bed, the bathroom and on the balcony.
Make her tongue clean our cum off of my still hard dick no matter how exhausted she is before she falls asleep.

Good plan. If you are white chad it will succeed.

Eat, have some small talk, get the fuck away and never contact her again.
No blacks, ever. Even if SHE might be a passable person, which would be an outlier, her family and friends are another matter. Fuck that shit.

Probably fall over, since I can't see where I'm going.

>nigger date
>plastic cutlery and shitty salad
get up and leave, there is nothing keeping me here

>Compliment her smile.
>Compliment her clothes.
>Compliment her earrings.
>Compliment her watch/accessory.

>Compliment her teeth
>Compliment her skin
>Compliment how soft her hair is
>Compliment her hands and how good gloves they will make

fuken kek senpai

Throw water at her to see if she dissolves.

I'd unironically cream pie her salad.

Black Jamal with a nigh ten inch dick and I can pull off the "I'm that mistake that you'll love making and no one will find out about" vibe.

>he doesnt know

NEWFAG SPOTTED

Politely weave my way out of the situation, and redpill her.

what the hell is that food? salad?

>our cum
huh

>the utter state of this board

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Girls cum to user.

I would be polite and friendly without leading her on and then as soon as the date is over I'd make no effort to get her number or go in for a kiss. I don't date blacks but I wouldn't be unnecessarily rude either.

Hot famtasy incel, did you make yourself cum?

shes fucking caked in make up, I'd be nice but i wouldnt want a second date.

>redpill her
>you s-s-see the aver-r-rage I-k-k-q of the white r-r-race

Lmfao fucking incels

I don't think I would be able to make a decent conversation, keep getting lost in that smile

This particular instance of crafty reply generation is of inferior quality.

lel nigger get used to it
did you know malcom x a glr were friends?

i want to believe this is meta

Is that at Cava?

Try my best not to act like a sperg but fail miserably.

Who set up this blind date and how do they know about my jungle fever

I wouldn't even sit down. I'd nope out of there and ghost her.

Call her a chimp nigger monkey, tell her she's ruining America and start citing black crime statistics.

dis nigga eating salad

I don't go on dates at restaurants with plastic cutlery.

It has to be. Every SINGLE time someone says "I turn 360 degrees and walk away", someone without fail says "You'd walk right into her/it/him/them/etc". I've even done it myself multiple times.
If that's the case, guys like these
never seem to be in on the joke.
That is unless isn't in on the joke either. In that case, whatever. Dumbdumb did a stupid.

Are you niggas so young that you don't remember the Xbox 360 meme? For fuck sake, how many of you are 14 year olds and love Marvel's latest movies?