Post your spirit animal
Post your spirit animal
What's the exact opposite of this? Me I guess
>literally not me
Pandas.
genghis khan, but in fluffy
imagine how wet all the women must have gotten from seeing such a display of strength and savagery. They probably all fucked the massive elephant cock afterwards, including the girl who got smacked
Fucking based elephant. They can sense evil. Elephants love me, in Thailand they all trumpeted when i splashed water on them.
based toot, went for the uggo too
PROOOOOOOÔÔÔ :DD
based dasyurid chad
Mine is a Galapagos turtle
look at this motherfucker he will just adapt to his environment
>getting humiliated like that on your birthday
harsh
Turtles are definitely my second favourite
Normies get out! Reeee!
She's gonna regret this mockery once he attains wizardhood
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in death they are united forever. it's what he would have wanted.
The absolute state of cumbrains.
based chimpposter
Why is it trying to grab the phone?
lmao thot got fucking patrolled
African elephant
Friesians are beautiful. My wife wants one, but we can’t afford another horse right now.
>tfw you can attack and molest whomever you want because you're the largest land animal and nothing can stop you
also because you're an animal and it's considered cute
my cat always get to walk on boobies right away. fucking smug asshole is cucking me every time.
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snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....
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Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....
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Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes…
What a fucking stupid bird
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my clipboard is fucking with me
It's not. The others petted the elephant, the other thot was just taking pictures and the elephant didn't like that.
>elephants mog hippos
Extremely based animal
One more year to wizardhood
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Is this your bitcoin wallet?
This must be the cia. I'm never using tranny linux again
>look at that thing, that thing'll tear you to shreds
"You look Lonely... I can fix that"
Take care of your gyno and it won't happen.
Kek
Oh my sad
kek
Based elephant, smartphone culture sucks. They should all be smashed
Pierce Brosbun
r8 my body
king of pawlets
i thought there was a gif with the same doggo getting smashed with high heel boots going around or did i just misremembered
underrated post
>Having sex produces test
Is this real?
Man, I might as well stop frauding and spend my money on hookers then.
No, its Coolidge effect
>Got to adapt.
>I eat John, that's what I do
HECCIN' CHONKER
Geez hearing the recording is so sad. It's almost as if you can hear the desperation to find any other bird like itself but it knows it won't.
Mines pic related
KUZE
khajit pls go
>based sniffposter
He’s got liquid secreting down the sides of his face, he’s probably in musth and thus highly aggressive. They shouldn’t have approached him.
Listen to the recording, it makes it even sadder. It’s like he realizes at the end he is all alone.
m.youtube.com
Lol
This has been a pretty good thread, not the same recycled content as a fph
To help our species, it was going to destroy it