This is a fairly classic question, but I'm interested to hear answers from you anons. If you had any superpower...

The only wise man in a group of morons.

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If you could manipulate gravity, would it be possible to form a sort of "heavy gravity shield/aura" around you so that bullets and the like wouldn't be able to reach you? It's pseudoscience at this point but still

The power to have all powers.

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I would definitely take the Professor X package of telepathy + mind control. If I could only take one or the other, I'd obviously take mind control. But it would be really fucking nice to know for sure what other people are thinking.

Despite owning the Savage Sword of Conan the Barbarian on which that Joe Jusko painting appears on the cover for 20 years now, I never noticed until just now the Star of David in the background.

You'd never have the reactions to raise the shield in time. And any kind of constant shield that could stop a tiny bullet would affect lots of other things. A thick barrier that could hold a bullet would distort sound.
Imagine the concentration it would take to keep a constant barrier on that just blocks tiny bits of metal.

Because on the long run it msut the most depressing power. And time stop allows you to experience much more things not related to people.

What if I can rapidly teleport and imitate the flight power?

maybe i'm just horny right now but, getting people to feel sexually attracted to you at will would be pretty cool. Also being able to control the level of attraction with 1 being "eh he's cute" to 10 being "uncontrolable sexual desire with her getting an orgasm with just the thought of fucking me". Man my dick just got really hard. Time to fap

Ok so hear me out:
Literally have the jutsu of Minato Namikaze from Naruto.
It's teleportation but nerfed.
Everyone will get bored from an op super power but not one where you need to invest time in to get good so listen to how it works.
You put a seal anywhere and you can tp to it.
You can only tp to a seal.
So you can put seals everywhere around the world and tp to it instantly. Or just around your hometown and tp from everywhere to everywhere in an instant.
Instead of tping like a madlad everywhere you need to put effort tu put seals at some places.

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>having the power to turn yourself into a brainlet a destroying the universe when ever you sneeze
doesn't sound so cool desu

anti-hero

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I would just choose to go back time, i could predict everything and i would never die.

BUT... life would all the same and too easy, i would be annoyed easly so after thinking now i would choose the power to be happy.

Wait this superpower is named drugs

I will choose to be rich

Ow ye btw.
>Why
Because it's just cool and has infinite possibilities to do things with.
>What would you use it for
Nothing special, except putting some seals in different locations around the world and sometimes tp to it.
>Become a hero, villain, or neither
Heroes are gay.
Being a villain is too much work, killing people etc...
Probably just use it for my own profit.

omnipotence (knowing everything including bending anything to my will)

I'd want to be able to control people's characteristics, their skills, feelings, and moods, not as powerful as mind control, but it'd be more fun to me at least

I don't really want to a superpower, but rather a type of Armor like Iron man or Blue beetle. And because is the most realistic and the one you can get more knowledge of. If for example I am like Tony stark then i am a fucking genius and I have the possibilty of making money by millions. Or having the beetle would benefit me because I could ask him anything and answer.
I don't know if I want to be a hero, I think if I would become one it would be because of a Chain of events or accidents like Jaime Reyes.

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The ability to solve any problem when it shows up. Think of it like MacGyver, with Batman's high tech stuff, and Jimmy Neutron's desire to learn new things.

I would use this ability to better my own situation, financially and to understand more our world. But if someone is in a bad situation, I wouldn't mind setting aside a few minutes to teach them something that might help them. Or just a simple act to encourage them to keep going. And who knows? Maybe I might leave behind a few Apostles to document my philosophy and spread the word to whoever wishes to listen, so long as they use it solely for the betterment of mankind.

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Probably unlimited mind control, its my fetish and I could rule the world with it. My problem is if people find out and try to kill me because of it.

Being able to persuade people of anything I want. Could have great fun with that.

Invisibility. Why?
>drug and rape who ever I want
>murder who ever I want
>steal what ever i want
>go where ever i want

To stop time at will
Why?
Unlimited cigarettes and drink

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Suggestion is more powerful than mind control. Mind control requires constant concentration to make them do exactly what you want, whereas suggestion puts a seed in their mind and leaves it up to them to carry out your will.

Go back in time and not age while I am their.
with it I would live other lifes. See the dinos, watch several time periods like diffrent human species and see eras like Rome and finally I would use my superior intellegience, hygien and some newer gadgets to live a life in the medieval era and see how far I could go, fin love, win estates, learn sword art and die in battle

full time control, rule the world under my firm but fair hand and slowly (from my point of reference at least) change the world for the better

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I would go for my optimal depiction of telekinesis.
>Have the ability to manipulate, mold, and compress matter
>Reshape objects
>levitate and manipulate gravity of objects limited to my willpower
>Erect impenetrable barriers without mass
>Be able to levitate and move myself
>manipulate multiple (we are talking hundreds) of complex objects simotaniosly
>Rapidly accelerate objects despite air pressure or gravity
>Be able to assemble barriers that deflect light, and be able to freely control the bodies of people (snap spines, destroy brain, stop heart), becoming the perfect assasin

For bonus
>be able to replicate memories
>teleport
>control and influence mind
>Be able to detect thoughts and emotions

What if you get killed?

Mind control, I'd become world leader and rule humanity with an iron fist.

The simple abilty to open two interconnected portals anywhere in the world at any time, max width of a car and smallest width of a fist.
Life would be way to fun

I would like the superpower to not be such a fucking loser all the time.

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this.
Stopping time or slowing it down a ton would allow me to do pretty much anything

I've always wanted Psychokinesis. Just because of rule of cool, and because I've always fantasized about a scenario where I either become a hero fighting for the people, or use it to become god and subdue the entire world.

Telepathy would be great too, I could use it to read people's minds and make them do whatever I wanted. Life would be easy-mode, I'd be set for life. Not only that, I could change the world, but make it appear so that the change was natural.

Teleporation is awesome, but I could only do so much with it.

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Is go for invisibility because it sounds cool and because the Spy is cool and because spying is cool.

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The power to grant myself additional powers, to my exact will and design, with the exception of those I don't really want to have.

I am now God, but I don't run the risk of annihilating the universe because I have a split second thought of "lol what if I made everything not exist".

The best power is having King Crimson

Avoiding obvious bullshit powers, I choose mental time travel, which is doing things like waking up in 2008 again if I so desired.
Wouldn't go that far back, though. I'd mostly savescum both for success in life and for funny shenanigans. Learning subjects and going back to save time (if possible), seeing people's reaction to my doings...

I could try my hand at heroism and villainy multiple times, but I'd be afraid of dying before I rewind. Anyway, who knows what the end result of my life would be with me being functionally immortal? Maybe I'd end up losing my mind in the process and stil being capablee of using my power indiscriminately, until I died in what would feel like thousands of years to me but decades to outside observers.

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Teleport with what im holding or wearing anywhere

i would unironically have the power to match people/couples perfectly and travel around the world and create love

The power to delete anything from the internet. I'd start with this shithole.

That or super speed and everything that comes with it (so i dont kill myself). Nyooom

I would like to be a Chad wizard like Doctor Strange.

i think there are already evil fucks doing that already bro ur too late -_-

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Damn thats beautiful :'l

love is the best. hope you find it one day friend

As someone with autism-induced gut sensitivity, my superpower is that I can get drunk by eating cheese and bread and sugar for a week

Probably just meant to be a hexagram unless king Conan has been compromised by the sons of shem.

The ability I would want is probably time travel, imagine the shit you could do with it if it works both to the past and future.

If it's like portal you can use momentum to shoot yourself up in the air, but continuous teleportation would be a headache

I would wish to take anyone I want into eternal torment. I would be anti-hero.

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Cock wizard. I don't know exactly what power comes with that but that's what I'd like to be called

Total invincibility. That means immortal too, while staying at perfect health

I want the super power, a one time use super power, to be ideal for my oneitis

i just want the ability to read peoples minds