/britfeel/

OK. So if you ever need them, you'll just be happy to roll over and die knowing that some guy who was born rich would be fine in the same circumstances?

What was your first fap?

Mine was to a porn VN called X-Change

His fiat has a blue badge. I'm not posting a pic of it, it's old and barely works anymore

I've over shampooed mine because I did it daily with every shower, now if I skip a day it feels all oily. I think it's meant to be 2-3x a week

>is that normal?
yes because you haven't washed your hair. wash your hair lad
i recommend tresemme

Obviously not but there is no other viable means of creating, researching, and producing them other than to fucking sell them at high prices to recoup the costs. What is hard to understand about supply and demand? It's a basic concept

This, and I regret absolutely nothing.

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i wash with shampoo every 4 days.
my hair feels/looks the best 3 days in, but more than 4 it just gets really clumpy and stiff.

Half of the posts itt have been lolcows trying to be britfeel personalities, really fucking cool guys

Ooh ya fucker, used to love those things.

fucking hell i remember downloading that picture from winmx in about 2004/2005

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I remember when i was 9 looking out of my window at some milfs and rubbing my dick

So you accept that the game is rigged in favour of rich people, the vast majority of people will never be rich, and you could get into a situation where it really matters? Where it's literally about life and death?

Now you understand why people might not like the system and look for an alternative.

mine was to a fake picture of britney spears on newgrounds, in a "dressup" game

Some footballers recently threw a massive protest where they avoided social media for a whole 24 hours.
Come on, lad. You know the normals can't do that.

Here's the shit non-shoop version, took me ages to find it back in the day.

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the fuck is wrong with that one in the black?

Yeah I still cant get over her

What are lolcows? And can we fingerblast em?

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Prince Williams ain't do it right if you ask me
cause I was him I would have married Kate and Ashley

Probably stumbling on Babestation when I was about 10, remember looking up "babestation.co.uk" in school the next day but it was blocked.

On YouTube there's a channel called Carpfisherman with a video of two girls kissing, that was my first wank ever and the channel name has stuck with me

I can understand why you might not like it, but it sure as shit works out functionally better than communism. True communism will never be able to work correctly in the real world because of the intrinsic ways humans act unfortunately. The idea behind it is obviously better but it will never work in a real-life environment. Capitalism also has major flaws but can also provide a way for the average person to make lots of money granted they put the work in

I used to watch Japanese ladies spit kissing on youtube when I was about 12. Mad they allowed that on youtube

Holy shit, same.
It was in the back of a gaming magazine, a little thumbnail advert for a sex phone line, but was enough for me.

Girl's would like these kind of arms right? Still chubby round the waist but glad my arms are getting bigger, more manly

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u wanna swap stories user?

Did the same with Lucy Pinder, lad. Cor.

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Would grab on to and never let go

Traded my mate GTA San Andreas for some random porn dvd he had over the weekend. Some uggo girl getting smashed in the kitchen but I'd never seen anything like it so I wanked anyway.
It's incredibly gay now that I think about it, but I used to go to my mates house who had his own laptop and we'd watch porn and wank right next to each other. You lads did this too right haha?

Girls don't really care about arms as long as you're not a twiglet. I think it's the same sort of thing for guys and hair. If you see a qt with a short dyke haircut you'd still fuck her but you'd think she was way hotter with long hair.

>I can understand why you might not like it, but it sure as shit works out functionally better than communism. True communism will never be able to work correctly in the real world because of the intrinsic ways humans act unfortunately. The idea behind it is obviously better but it will never work in a real-life environment.

I'm not 100% sure but you're probably right. I'm not arguing in favour of communism, I'm just saying that I understand why some people are dissatisfied.

>Capitalism also has major flaws but can also provide a way for the average person to make lots of money granted they put the work in

This I do disagree with. It's not possible for an average person to make lots of money in Capitalism. The only way you can make lots of money is by already having a lot of money to invest (and making extraordinary good
or lucky investment decisions) or getting really lucky.

You could work 80 hours a week every single week and you'll probably never earn more than 65k a year if you're average. Of course, the whole system continues by convincing people that they can get rich by working hard. Sadly it's a lie.

Uh lads why is Domino's charging me two quid fifty for delivery? Cheeky cunts I tell you, their pizza wizzas are the best but they're already overpriced. Now I gotta pay 2.50? Fuck that shit, this is why I do collection (and because the mongos can't find my house after a year of delivering here).

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I keep falling in love with women and they just reject or stop talking with me. I drink lots of alcohol to numb the pain. What's your story?

Yeah, i agree with the second part, sorry i should have outlined that as what i meant by you can make money through Capitalism. You do need a lot of money to start-up on investments though, which requires you to work a somewhat menial job with average pay for 5-10 years and do a lot of saving. I wouldn't say that investments are really based on luck though, unless you don't know what you are doing and don't spend your time researching the business and markets.

Just googled lolcow and it seems wymensy, so i bet we could fingerblast em
*spits on hand and uses it as gel to do his hair*
Line up ladies, i call muh 2 fingers after muh thumb the tap. You'll see why when they're up in there
Replies with boobies get blasted first
LET'S DO THIS

>and because the mongos can't find my house after a year of delivering here
have this problem with food deliveries too. i leave them detailed instructions but they still end up down the other end of the road and i have to go outside and wave at them

Or you could not be an autist and get investors in 1-2 years. Lmao

>You do need a lot of money to start-up on investments though, which requires you to work a somewhat menial job with average pay for 5-10 years and do a lot of saving.

Yeah and then you can just lose it all. My Dad got rich by investing 200k he inherited in a business that he worked for (management buyout) but he could just as easily have lost it all if someone else made a bad mistake. He got lucky.

Not just that, but it would be impossible to save up 200k in 5-10 years.

TIL limmy was a virgin until 22
Is he one of us?

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>tfw my Dominos texts me a code for 50% off orders that are over 20 quid every single time I make an order
Never had this before I moved house so I assume this is just a local fuck up.

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nothing wrong with being a virgin

>virgin until 22
>tried killing himself once
>alcoholic and depressed
>was a neet for sometime
im thinking yes

hope pigeon lady is okay xx

youtube.com/watch?v=OqEWl1itt3Y

>Got a menial job and became a lead flash developer in just 8 months
>Started his own business and sold it for six figures
>Went on a year-long round the world trip with his girlfriend
>Created a podcast that got to the top of the comedy podcast charts
>Did a sold out stand up comedy tour
>Wrote and directed three series of a TV show on the BBC
>Gets paid 8000 a month just to stream himself playing computer games

I'm thinking absolutely fucking not

so all the stuff i listed doesn't matter because he was bothered enough to get off his arse and change it then? lmao stop wallowing in self-pity every day and thinking its cool

Saw a paki with a white woman again

It's become a daily occurrence

>so all the stuff i listed doesn't matter because he was bothered enough to get off his arse and change it then?

Exactly. Most people here will never achieve even step one on that list, let alone the rest.

Do you ever think about how not even a paki would shag your arsehole?

He also got my money for his autobiography
I'm a neet who has to survive of 250 pound a month and 7.99 of that went on limmy

hearing unconfirmed reports that moni was kept like one of those kids in The Kite Runner

I torrented it. I try to only give money to people who have less money than me, and take money from people who have more.

Uhh lads..

rip lmao

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Considering building myself a fire

Lads, crating distance makes a break up easier right?

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It's so fucking jpeggy I have no idea who died (GOT spoilers by the way)

Jorah, Lyanna, Theon all are dead in that image

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What do you think of this Sophie poster babe

Laughing at Ebin coming back here specifically to post GOT spoilers like he did years ago.

I'm not e*in

>theon
>THEON
yeah, remove one of the only interesting characters and one of the only actors left who can actually act

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After this episode there's only 3 left lad

i know, doesn't mean anything. I would rather watch 3 more episodes of with Alfie Allen in than Emilia / Sophie / Maisie / Kit

off out now lads, pack of fags and a fizzy beverage from Mr Patels late shop of horrors then im jumping on the train to wigan for a comfy /nightwalk/ home (once i get out of wigan) save me a seat in the thread for when i get back

Do you take a backpack with you?

*lies down across his and user's seats*

Oh ye I'd ride theon into battle if you get what I mean
wahey

didnt know trains even ran this late

Prove it. Post a timestamped photo of your foreskin completely rolled back.

Mate it's 10:42. Have you never been out for a night out?

He could also post his hands

>Post a timestamped photo of your foreskin completely rolled back.

No.

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Post your fucking bloody hands then

He never left lad, he was here talking about leeds yesterday or so

>Post your fucking bloody hands then
No.

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Do they convert to Islam or does the Muslim community view the relationship as haraam?

Fair play for keeping up this routine, lad.

>tfw nobody I know has ever tasted the utter delight that is strawberry Milky Ways

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thANUS LUL

I must be a pretty shit person lads.

What would you assume about a 25 year old man who was a kissless handholdless virgin.

Anyone else here a sissy baby fetishist?

Sounds like he's just waiting for the right lady. x

No, but I do have a lizard girl fetish which I sadly can't share images of outside of /tg/, /v/ and /trash/.

yeah but im not the sissy baby myself

going to bed
good night frens
i hope you have a comfy sleep and nice dreams

recently i have been cuddling a pillow in bed
wish i could cuddle a real person

Ebin has been posting about himself without a trio for a few days now, it's only a matter of time before he comes back, even though the thread is much nicer without another cancerous tripfag

He must have picked up that trick from tilde

I'd assume he was a very shy and socially avoidant person, not a shit person

You lads ever played VRChat? Find it quite comfy desu, have to talk a lot though